Name: 五個小孩在天上飛！Pete Holmes 說：遊戲場規則永遠不變！ (Five Kids Soaring High In The Sky - Pete Holmes Says Playground Rules Never Change)
Uploaded: 2026-03-12T17:03:44.000Z
Duration: 8 min 54 s

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My next guest is a comedian, you know, from Crashing How We Roll and his stand up specials.

我下一位要介紹的來賓是一位喜劇演員，來自《Crashing How We Roll》以及他的單口喜劇特輯。

他的新特輯叫做《Silly, Silly Fun Boy》。

Please welcome back to the Late Show, Pete Holme.

讓我們用熱烈的掌聲歡迎回到《Late Show》的 Pete Holmes！

I heard that you might be approaching your late 40s.

我聽說你可能快要邁入 40 幾歲的尾聲了。

And I said, he's so young and youthful and sprightly.

我就說，他看起來好年輕、好有活力、好矯健。

Look, if anybody is 27 and they're worried about being 47, it's not that bad.

聽著，如果有人 27 歲，還擔心自己 47 歲，其實也沒那麼糟啦。

It's the little things that let you know you're getting older.

這些小事會讓你意識到自己變老了。

I got in bed the other night with my wife, brag.

前幾天晚上我跟老婆上床，炫耀一下。

我會把一隻腳放在另一隻腳上。

She's like, there's no way that's a foot.

她說，這絕對不可能是一隻腳。

You gotta use that pumice stone down there to get off the edges.

你得要用那個浮石在那邊把邊緣磨掉。

Last time you were here, we talked about your daughter.

上次你來的時候，我們聊到你女兒。

Lela，Leila，快從爸爸的 YouTube 下來。

What have you learned from being a parent?

從當爸媽這件事，你學到了什麼？

She saw her first limousine and she called it a tuxedo.

她看到第一臺禮車，就說那是燕尾服。

Stephen Colbert thought that was fantastic.

And I learned so much about playground culture now that I have a kid, because I can go again.

而且我現在有小孩了，學到好多關於遊樂場文化的知識，因為我可以再去玩了。

There were years when you were not welcome.

Look, I'm just saying, guys, you gotta have a plus one.

聽著，我只是說，各位，你們得有個伴。

Don't just post up at the playground, they'll put a tarp on you.

不要就這樣在遊樂場佔位子，他們會把你蓋起來。

So, what have you learned about playground culture?

所以，你從遊樂場文化學到了什麼？

Well, anybody that goes different than our childhood.

嗯，任何人跟我們童年不一樣的。

If you're pushing a kid on a swing, there's a phenomenon about once every 40 minutes or so.

如果你在盪鞦韆，大約每四十分鐘就會發生一個現象。

Some other kid, you'll all know this, some other random kid, gets all turned around.

會有另一個小孩，你們都知道的，另一個隨機的小孩，會整個轉暈。

Like a chicken, they're turned around and they will wander and inevitably will walk the one place it is not safe to walk.

就像雞一樣，他們會暈頭轉向地亂走，最後一定會走到一個不安全的地方。

At the playground, directly in front of the swings.

在遊樂場，就在盪鞦韆的正前方。

I'm happy to say it's still happening to them.

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