Name: MAGA 拒絕承認川普開戰伊朗！抄襲普丁劇本也沒在怕？ (MAGA won't admit that Trump started a war with Iran, even if it means cribbing from Putin's playbook)
Uploaded: 2026-03-04T21:44:11.000Z
Duration: 2 min 39 s

The most upsetting thing about this is that it's all happening under a president who promised that this wasn't going to happen.

最讓人心煩的是，這一切竟然發生在一為承諾過不會這樣做的總統任期內。

My personality is going to keep us out of wars.

I will stop the chaos in the Middle East.

Looks like we caught Donald Trump in a lie.

看來我們抓到唐納·川普說謊了。

That ought to do it for his presidency, huh?

這樣他的總統任期應該就結束了吧？

All right, so to Trump supporters, I'm sorry, but

好了，所以對川普的支持者們，我很抱歉，但是

you have to admit he's gone back on his promise by starting a new war.

你們必須承認他因為發動新戰爭而背棄了他的承諾。

I don't know if this is technically a war.

我不知道這技術上算不算戰爭。

It's a strategic combat operations, guys.

This reminds me of how my Aunt Trudy, she used to bring her so called roommate to Thanksgiving every year.

這讓我想起我的 Trudy 阿姨，她每年都會帶她所謂的室友來過感恩節。

We all knew they weren't roommates, they were soulmates.

我們都知道她們不是室友，而是靈魂伴侶。

The war with Iran is just like my two gay aunts shown here.

跟伊朗的戰爭就像我這兩位同性戀阿姨在這裡示範的一樣。

Exactly how they look, by the way, this all seems a little familiar.

就像她們的樣子，對了，這一切聽起來有點耳熟。

Where else have I recently heard such a pathetic attempt to not call a war a war?

我最近還在哪裡聽過這麼可悲的說法，試圖不稱之為戰爭？

Russian forces began hitting targets in Ukraine overnight.

俄羅斯軍隊連夜開始攻擊烏克蘭的目標。

Russian President Vladimir Putin announced what he called a special military operation.

俄羅斯總統弗拉基米爾·普丁宣佈了他所謂的特別軍事行動。

Always good for the country to have the same messaging strategy as Vladimir Putin.

國家總是要跟弗拉基米爾·普丁有相同的宣傳策略，這總是好的。

We don't need Trump copying more shit Putin does.

我們不需要川普再模仿普丁做的任何爛事。

It's a slippery slope that could lead to the worst possible scenario to Trump going shirtless.

這是一個滑坡，可能會導致最糟糕的情況，那就是川普打赤膊上陣。

And I know they don't want to admit it's a war because that would require Congress approval and directly contradict President Trump's promises.

我知道他們不想承認這是戰爭，因為那樣需要國會準許，而且會直接違背川普總統的承諾。

But they're also so desperate not to call it a war that one conservative newscaster is arguing with his own graphics package.

但他們也極度不想承認這是戰爭，讓一位保守派新聞主播跟自己的跑馬燈內容爭辯。