Name: 川普靠伊朗戰爭轉移焦點！MAGA粉幫他圓謊，還發現川普臉上大紅疹？！ (Trump Distracts from Epstein Files with War in Iran, MAGA Tries to Spin & Donny's Big Red Rash)
Uploaded: 2026-03-04T21:37:27.000Z
Duration: 14 min 47 s

Thank you for joining forces with us tonight.

We are coming to you from our home in Hollywood.

我們正從好萊塢的家裡向大家報導。

We have a big show tonight with a man who might be the 48th president of the United States one of these days.

今晚的節目很精彩，有位嘉賓未來可能會成為美國第 48 任總統。

加州州長 Gavin Newsom 就在這裡。

Gilbert, did you bring all your parking tickets to have them voided like I told you to?

Gilbert，你有把所有停車罰單都帶來，像我說的要請他幫你銷掉嗎？

I already gave it to him in the green room.

You know, Gavin Newsom might be the only guy who wears more hair gel than you do.

你知道嗎，Gavin Newsom 可能是唯一一個比你用更多髮膠的人。

Anyway, Governor Newsom will be here shortly.

And if you're watching in bed at the White House, you might want to stay up because we are definitely going to be talking about you, girl.

如果你在白宮的床上收看，你可能會想保持清醒，因為我們絕對會聊到你喔，女孩。

President Donald Trump did find time between bombings yesterday to post what the New York Post called apocalyptic footage of San Francisco under Gavin Newsom.

美國總統唐納·川普昨天在轟炸之間，還有時間發布了《紐約郵報》稱之為加州州長 Gavin Newsom 治下的舊金山末日景象。

The Liatolla is pulling out all the stops lately.

Liatolla 最近真是無所不用其極。

Team Trump was on Capitol Hill today to brief Congress about the strikes on Iran.

川普團隊今天在國會山向國會簡報了對伊朗的襲擊。

Usually that happens before we invade a country, but technically, only Congress has the power to declare war.

通常這種事發生在我們入侵一個國家之前，但嚴格來說，只有國會有權宣戰。

But also technically, you're supposed to get a permit to tear down the east wing of the White House.

但技術上來說，拆除白宮東翼也需要申請許可證。

And they're not going to get bogged down in technically with this group.

而且他們不會在這個團體上陷入技術困境。

The President sent a letter to lawmakers in which he claimed that it is too soon to know the full scope and duration of this conflict.

總統寫信給國會議員，聲稱現在判斷這場衝突的全面範圍和持續時間還為時過早。

Now, on Sunday, he said it could last four to five weeks.

現在，週日他說 說這可能持續四到五週。

And yesterday he said it could be more than four to five weeks.

昨天他說 說可能超過四到五週。

今天他說 說現在判斷還為時過早。

And tomorrow we'll be shooting for Christmas, I guess however long it takes until everyone stops talking about how many times his name is in the Trump Epstein files.

明天我們就瞄準聖誕節吧，我猜不管要多久，直到大家都不再討論川普 Epstein 文件裡提到他名字的次數。

One of the concerns that has been raised is that dropping all these bombs could deplete our weapons reserves and put us in a tough spot if another conflict were to arise somewhere else, like if Greenland decides to launch a preemptive attack.

其中一個被提出的擔憂是，投下這麼多炸彈可能會耗盡我們的武器儲備，如果其他地方爆發衝突，像是格陵蘭決定發動先發制人攻擊，那時我們就會陷入困境。

There are reports that the reason we've been moving so fast with this is that they want to finish the job before we run out of munitions.

有報導指出，我們之所以這麼快進行這一切，是因為他們想在彈藥耗盡前完成任務。

President Donald J. Rumsfeld says we are locked and loaded for the long haul.

總統唐納·J·拉姆斯菲爾德說，我們已準備好長期奮戰。

He says the United States munitions stockpiles have at the medium and upper medium grade, never been higher or better.

他說美國的彈藥儲備在中高階等級，從未如此充裕或優良。

As was stated to me today, we have a virtually unlimited supply of these weapons.

正如我今天被告知的，我們有幾乎無限的武器供應。

We wars can be fought forever and very successfully using just these.

我們可以用這些武器永遠且非常成功地進行戰爭。

喔，太好了，戰爭可以永遠打下去。

Just like the war, his stomach is fighting with his pants.

就像戰爭一樣，他的肚子跟褲子在打架。

Now, listen, I'm not an expert in this, but I'm pretty sure our military doesn't have unlimited weapons.

好了，聽著，我不是這方面的專家，但我很確定我們的軍隊並沒有無限的武器。

It's not the buffet at the Golden Corral.

You know, last night I mentioned that the only good thing I could say about Trump before Saturday anyway was that he didn't start any wars.

說真的，我昨天才說過，在週六之前，我對川普唯一能說的好話就是他沒有發動任何戰爭。

And I'm not the only one who felt this way.

而我不是唯一有這種感覺的人。

We found this op ed from the Wall street journal in 2023, written by a senator who said he was endorsing Trump because, quote, I know he won't recklessly send Americans to fight overseas.

我們在 2023 年的華爾街日報上發現這篇評論，是一位參議員寫的，他說他支持川普，因為，引述，我知道他不會魯莽地派美國人到海外作戰。

而那位參議員，你知道是誰嗎？

Same fellow who called Trump America's Hitler.

就是那個稱川普為「美國的希特勒」的同一個人。

Good thing for JD his boss does not read, so he should be okay.

幸好 J.D. 的老闆不看，所以他應該沒事。

This is all very TR for Trump because his followers in the Magaverse most definitely did not vote for this war.

這對川普來說真是太好了，因為他在 Magaverse 的追隨者絕對沒有投票支持這場戰爭。

This is the opposite of what Trump promised he would do.

這完全跟川普承諾的背道而馳。

And so now his nut jugglers are working overtime to spin this in a positive way.

所以現在他的腦粉們正拼命想把這件事說成是好事。

Bibi and Trump are the modern Roosevelt Churchill combination.

納坦雅胡和川普是現代的羅斯福與邱吉爾組合。

Bibi and President Trump are Roosevelt Churchill.

納坦雅胡和川普總統是羅斯福與邱吉爾。

That's right, taken from Henry Ass Kissinger.

沒錯，這句話是亨利·季辛吉說的。

And then we have Senator Mark Wayne Mullen from Oklahoma who doesn't seem to know which country we bomb.

然後我們有來自奧克拉荷馬州的參議員 Mark Wayne Mullen，他似乎不知道我們炸了哪個國家。

It's up to the Iraqi people or, I'm sorry, the Iranian people declare war and ask for Congress to declare war on Iraq.

這取決於伊拉克人民，或者，對不起，伊朗人民宣戰，並要求國會對伊拉克宣戰。

Has there ever been a Mark Wanier person than Mark Wain?

有沒有比 Mark Wain 更像 Mark Wanier 的人？

And fortunately, you have President Hegseth, or I say President Hegseth.

幸運的是，你們有 Hegseth 總統，或者我說 Hegseth 總統。

Secretary Hegseth, that is got a great relationship with President Trump.

Hegseth 國務卿跟川普總統的關係非常好。

These guys, they can't even get their story straight.

這群人，他們連說詞都喬不攏。

First, Trump and his special envoy, Steve Wyckoff said Iran posed an imminent threat because they were probably a week away from having nuclear material and ICBMs that could strike the United States.

首先，川普和他的特使 Steve Wyckoff 說伊朗構成迫在眉睫的威脅，因為他們可能在一週內就擁有核材料和能攻擊美國的 ICBM。

But Marco Rubio, the Secretary of State, said Iran was not enriching uranium.

但參議員 Marco Rubio 說伊朗並沒有濃縮鈾。

US Intelligence said they were still a decade away from having long range missiles.

美國情報部門說他們距離擁有長程飛彈還有十年。

Trump then floated the idea that the war was about regime change, while Pete Hegseth was saying this wasn't a war of regime change, even though the regime did change.

川普接著提出戰爭是為了政權更迭的想法，而 Pete Hegseth 卻說這不是一場政權更迭的戰爭，儘管政權確實更迭了。

And yesterday, Marco Rubio said we attacked because Israel was about to attack Iran, so we had to strike first.

昨天，Marco Rubio 說我們發動攻擊是因為以色列即將攻擊伊朗，所以我們必須先下手為強。

But today, Trump put the kibosh on that idea, so saying Israel did not force his hand, and

不過今天川普否決了這個想法，所以他說以色列並沒有逼他，

And they can't even agree on whether or not this is a war.

而且他們連這是不是一場戰爭都無法達成共識。

Trump keeps calling it a war, whereas his minions in Congress, like Anna Paulina, Lunatic.

川普一直稱之為戰爭，而他在國會的爪牙，像是 Anna Paulina，那個瘋子。

And the always confused Mark Wayne Mullen are saying it ain't.

還有總是搞不清楚狀況的 Mark Wayne Mullen 卻說這不是。

Are there measures being taken not to eliminate other possible alternatives to leadership?

有沒有採取措施來排除其他可能的領導層選項？

This is war, and we're taking out the threat.

這是一場戰爭，我們正在消除威脅。

他們對我們宣戰，但我們還沒。

What I was saying that they declared war on us, but.

我剛才說的是他們對我們宣戰，但是。

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