Name: 就在此時… Colbert 氣球紀錄片 | Megan Thee Stallion 百老匯演出 | 馬丁尼午餐組合包 (Meanwhile... Colbert Balloon Doc | Megan Thee Stallion On Broadway | Martini Lunchpack)
Uploaded: 2026-03-04T17:24:55.000Z
Duration: 6 min 14 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the great big drawing machine.

掌聲歡迎 Louis Cato 和這個超讚的繪圖機器！

I just want to salute to everybody on the show.

This past Saturday, we won the Producers Guild of America award for best variety in that talk.

上個星期六，我們贏得了美國製片人協會頒發的最佳綜藝脫口秀獎。

You produced the hell out of this show, folks.

你們把這個節目製作得太厲害了，各位。

If you watch this show, the PGA award winning show, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the new studio handcrafting the most topical soft merino and Anatolian angora into a slim fit with constructed soldiers and a center back vent with a sharp silhouette to craft for you the timeless yet contemporary single breasted wool and mohair Prada suit.

如果你有看這個節目，這個 PGA 獲獎節目，你就會知道我大部分時間都待在那邊的新工作室，手工製作最符合時事、柔軟的 Merino 和 Anatolian angora，做成合身的款式，有結構感的肩部和中間的後開衩，擁有俐落的輪廓，為你打造經典又現代的單排釦羊毛和馬海毛 Prada 西裝。

But sometimes, sometimes, folks, while tripping balls on salvia and cough syrup, naked on the banks of the Gowanus Canal, I cut armholes in a discarded refrigerator box and then catwalk through Park Slope wearing the gutter Gucci of news.

不過有時候，有時候，各位，在吸了點鼠尾草和咳嗽糖漿，光溜溜地躺在 Gowanus Canal 旁邊，我會把廢棄冰箱的紙箱割出袖窿，然後穿著這件「新聞界的平民時尚」走在 Park Slope 的伸展臺上。

Meanwhile, Megan thee stallion is set to make her Broadway debut in Moulin Rouge, the musical.

同時，Megan thee stallion 即將在百老匯音樂劇 Moulin Rouge 展開她的處女秀。

And in her honor, the program for that theater will be Wet Ass Playbill.

為了向她致敬，那間劇院的節目單將會是「Wet Ass Playbill」。

我不知道那個笑話是什麼意思。

Meanwhile, a man built an electrified chessboard that shocks players for bad moves.

同時，有個人做了一個電子化西洋棋盤，下錯棋就會被電擊。

男人發明瞭一種更孤單的方法。

The idea behind the board is pretty simple, is to see if negative reinforcement would help him become a better chess player and whatever.

這個棋盤的點子其實很簡單，就是看看負面回饋能不能幫助他成為更好的西洋棋玩家等等。

Here's a bunch of people getting shocked.

Looks almost as fun as shoots and pepper spray.

看起來跟射擊與胡椒噴霧差不多好玩。

Meanwhile, in our previous installment of Meanwhile, I assume you watch them all.

同時，在我們之前的「同時」單元裡，我猜你都有看。

I told you about a New York surgical resident trying to pay off his $400,000 in student loans by making balloon art.

我跟你說過一位紐約的外科住院醫師，他靠氣球藝術來還清他40萬美金的學貸。

But it seems I forgot one important detail.

但好像我漏掉了一個重要的細節。

I woke up yesterday with dozens of messages saying that I was on the Stephen Colbert show yesterday.

我昨天醒來時，收到好多訊息說我昨天上了Stephen Colbert的節目。

So I'm like, how am I gonna get to this $400,000 if you're not gonna plug me?

所以我就想，如果你不幫我宣傳，我到底要怎麼還清那40萬美金？

And so, ultimately, there's only one thing to do right now.

所以，最後，現在只有一件事該做。

這是我們的 Stephen Colbert 氣球。

First of all, I had no idea balloons came in Caucasian.

說真的，我從來不知道氣球有「Caucasian」這種膚色。

Uh, there's student debt crisis, and he's a frontline responder doing critical work for society.

嗯，有學貸危機，而且他還在前線為社會做著關鍵工作。

But mostly because his balloon version of me has a waistline that is snatched.

但主要還是因為他做的我這個氣球版本，腰線也太纖細了吧。

The guy's Instagram handle is doctorbrandini.

這位仁兄的IG帳號是doctorbrandini。

Yes, Doctor Brandini, who'll make your pancreas disappear.

對，Doctor Brandini，他會讓你的胰臟消失。

Meanwhile, in sugary supplement news, a chocolate boner syrup was recalled for actually containing a Viagra ingredient.

同時，在糖分補充品新聞方面，一種巧克力壯陽糖漿因為實際含有威而鋼成分而被召回。

And now we know why Paddington always wears that trench coat.

現在我們知道為什麼Paddington總是穿著那件風衣了。

Meanwhile, the New York Times is reporting on a possible upside of this bitter New York City winter.

同時，《紐約時報》正在報導這個嚴酷的紐約市冬天可能帶來的好處。

There might be fewer rats because rodent experts say the prolonged cold weather could kill some rats.

老鼠可能會變少，因為囓齒動物專家說，長時間的寒冷天氣可能會殺死一些老鼠。

After this harsh winter, all that will be left are the immortal ice rats.

這個嚴酷的冬天過後，留下來的只剩下不死的冰老鼠。

Meanwhile, there is an it candle of New York City restaurant bathrooms.

同時，紐約市的餐廳浴室裡有一種蠟燭。

The candle is called Wood Cabin and has been sniffed at restaurants and bars everywhere from smithereens and servos to eel bar hearts and the Fly.

這款蠟燭叫做「木屋」，在從smithereens、servos 到 eel bar hearts 和 The Fly 等地的餐廳和酒吧都能聞到它的味道。

Plus Smeak, Super Bueno Crispies, Brimbo Katana Kitten legrand, and the Stinky Horse.

還有 Smeak、Super Bueno Crispies、Brimbo Katana Kitten legrand，以及 Stinky Horse。

And I'm not gonna tell you non New Yorkers which of those names are made up, because I don't know.

我不會告訴非紐約客的你們，這些名字哪些是編造的，因為我也不知道。

Meanwhile, scientists say lab grown brains are growing more powerful.

同時，科學家說實驗室培育的大腦越來越強大了。

Meanwhile, a Los Angeles man who gave alcohol to a hawk has been sentenced for animal cruelty.

同時，一名給老鷹喝酒的洛杉磯男子，因虐待動物被判刑。

Not a great joke, but you'll find out in a minute why we made it.

這不是個好笑話，但你很快就會知道我們為什麼這麼說。

Meanwhile, in Georgia, cops had to tell parents to make sure they haven't accidentally packed booze in their kids lunches after a parent mistakenly put a canned martini in their kid's lunch pack.

同時，在喬治亞州，警方不得不提醒家長，確保他們沒有不小心把酒類放進孩子的午餐裡，因為有家長誤把一罐馬丁尼放進了孩子的午餐盒。

Okay, but then what are kids supposed to give the hawks?

好的，那孩子們又能給老鷹什麼呢？

We'll be right back with Jake Gyllenhaal.

我們馬上回來，和 Jake Gyllenhaal 一起。