Name: 《新進主播》第一季場景包（第一部分）！ (Abbott Elementary season 1 scene pack (part 1))
Uploaded: 2026-02-28T08:35:52.000Z
Duration: 18 min 31 s

我好像看到一點點自己的影子在妳身上。

Cause I always felt we had a lot in common.

因為我一直覺得我們有很多共同點。

Who knows when those kids will start arriving?

誰知道那些小孩什麼時候會開始來報到？

我可不會為了你們任何人犧牲。

Trying to give y' all space to talk about your little Hondas or whatever, but

想給妳們一點時間聊聊妳們的 Honda 小車車還是什麼的，但是

That's what everybody says until they wake up and they kitchen is across the street.

大家都這麼說，直到他們醒來，發現廚房在街對面。

I don't think I've ever seen him experience joy before.

我覺得我從來沒看過他這麼開心過。

Janine, how many times is Tatlin gonna bite you in the coulee before you quit being a narc?

Janine，Tatlin 咬妳幾次才會放棄當線民？

I have enlisted the help of one of Abbott Elementary's finest.

我找了 Abbott Elementary 最優秀的一位來幫忙。

I once impersonated Jill Scott to get free bottle service at Xfinity Live.

我曾經冒充 Jill Scott，在 Xfinity Live 拿到免費的瓶裝服務。

喔，很高興你們在我不在的時候就開始了。

Chad, did you forward your mom's signature?

Chad，你有轉寄你媽媽的簽名嗎？

I look different in my after work clothes.

我穿下班的衣服看起來不太一樣。

Well, okay, sis, I did that, and that's all.

好啦，姊姊，我做好了，就這樣。

I don't drink it, but I do love the commercials.

我不喝酒，但我超愛他們的廣告。

我會變成那部電影裡的那個人。

I'm trying to teach my kindergarteners the letter C and they are distracted by this song.

我在教幼稚園小朋友學字母 C，但他們都被這首歌分心了。

這根本就是兒童版的「Back that Ass up」。

動物園以前是單身爸爸們的天堂。

Better Pickers in a Sunday brunch up in there now.

現在週日早午餐的挑選者們都在那裡了。

Oh, I got some free chaperones so that I can save money.

喔，我找到了一些免費的陪同人員，這樣我就可以省錢了。

I won a bronze medal for a hammer throw in the 1976 Olympics.

我在1976年奧運會贏得鉛球銅牌。

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《新進主播》第一季場景包（第一部分）！ (Abbott Elementary season 1 scene pack (part 1))