Name: 醫生最討厭的 TikTok 影片都在這！ (Your Doctor's Least Favorite TikToks)
Uploaded: 2026-02-15T21:59:51.000Z
Duration: 17 min 34 s

情態助動詞 B1

I feel like my vein might pop out on one of these TikTok episodes based on just what's happening in the culture.

我覺得光是看現在的文化現象，我在做 TikTok 影片時，血管都要爆出來了。

Huge thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this video.

非常感謝 ZocDoc 贊助今天的影片。

Your girl doesn't need coffee to go poop because she uses her vibration plate.

我現在不用喝咖啡就能順利嗯嗯了，因為我有在用我的震動盤。

沒有 cortisol 飆升，也沒有 hormone 大亂。

Like, if this works to help you go to the bathroom, that's fine.

像是，如果這個真的能幫助你上廁所，那就很棒啊。

你知道這在哪方面會很有幫助嗎？

Because we've actually put people with kidney stones on roller coasters and saw that it can help you pass those.

因為我們真的讓有 kidney stones 的人去坐 roller coasters，發現這樣可以幫助他們排出。

Not that I'm recommending that, but there was a study that actually did that.

我不是說我推薦這樣做啦，但確實有研究這樣做過。

So maybe this could be like the safer version of that.

所以，也許這個（longevity mix）可以說是那個比較安全版的。

This is a drink that my team and I put together because I was taking over in my head.

這是我的團隊和我一起調製的飲品，因為我腦袋裡一直想著這件事。

All I was hearing was because I was losing a lot of money doing all of my stacking of supplements and buying red light beds and air filters to everywhere I go.

我聽到的都是，因為我花了很多錢在堆疊 supplements、買紅光床、還有到處都要裝空氣清淨機。

And we endeavored to say, can we reduce the number of pills into some liquid form longevity mix?

我們努力想說，能不能把這些藥丸的數量減少，變成某種液態的 longevity mix？

Put all of the good tasting pills in this powder.

把所有好吃的藥丸都放進這個粉裡。

we took all the bad tasting pills and we put it into other pills.

我們把所有難吃的藥丸都拿出來，放進其他藥丸裡。

Man, he was just attacking athletic greens.

I'm all for you attacking supplements, but buddy, we got to attack your own stuff too.

我很支持你攻擊 supplements，但老兄，你也得攻擊你自己的東西啊。

There's no such thing as a longevity mix.

If there was a longevity mix, I would want to take it.

如果真的有 longevity mix，我當然想吃。

I would give it to my producer, Sam here, because I would want him to live long to help work on this channel.

我會給我製作人 Sam 喝，因為我希望他能長命百歲，繼續幫我做這個頻道。

It tastes like a fruit drink, but without all the bad stuff.

喝起來就像水果飲料，但沒有那些不好的東西。

They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine, but

別人問你過得怎麼樣，你只能說還好，即使你其實不是。

you just can't get into it because they would never understand.

但你沒辦法多說，因為他們永遠不會懂。

Here's my one week product review of Human Baby.

這是我的 Human Baby 一週使用心得。

Human babies can come in lots of different colors.

This one originally came in yellow, but in the sunlight, kind of turned pink.

這個原本是黃色的，但在陽光下，有點變粉紅色了。

I did not film the Unboxing because it was stressful and loud, but.

我沒有拍 unboxing，因為那時候很緊張又很吵，但是。

And the package this product arrived in was damaged a little bit upon delivery.

而且這個產品送來的包裹，運送過程中有一點點損壞。

I'd like to see slow motion close ups so they can show how the baby's functioning.

我想看慢動作的特寫，這樣他們就可以展示寶寶的狀況。

像是，我們看到的是一種道德反射嗎？

Is there clicking when they're evaluating the hips, what's the fontanelle feel like or look like?

在檢查髖部時有沒有喀喀聲，囟門摸起來或看起來怎麼樣？

Side effects, I think are just kind of increased overall purpose, decreased sleep time, increased sleep latency, increased nighttime awakenings overall.

副作用，我覺得就是整體目的性增加，睡眠時間減少，入睡時間拉長，還有夜間醒來次數增加。

People do recommend getting one of those.

They help with phytonutrients, fiber and.

它們有助於提供植物營養素、纖維和。

If you eat an apple a day, we'll still come for you.

如果你一天吃一顆蘋果，我們還是會來找你。

He must have watched the clip from our good friend Dr. Ezekiel Manual.

他一定看了我們的好朋友 Ezekiel Manual 醫師的影片。

Day two of trying to get rabies to school.

試圖讓狂犬病去上學的第二天。

I found this out the other day with a patient of mine who got bit by a stray cat.

我前幾天發現這件事，因為我有一個病人被野貓咬了。

And we were looking up rabies statistics.

我們當時在查狂犬病的統計資料。

Domesticated cats in New Jersey, biggest reservoir of rabies.

新澤西州的家貓是狂犬病最大的宿主。

So if you do get bit and you can't get the animal to be quarantined, you actually have to go to the ER multiple times to get multiple injections.

所以如果你被咬了，又沒辦法讓動物被隔離，你真的得跑好幾趟急診室打好幾劑疫苗。

It's a huge pain in the butt, but important because rabies is fatal.

這真的很麻煩，但很重要，因為狂犬病是致命的。

That is a foots problem and a knee problem and a tibia fibula problem.

那是腳的問題、膝蓋的問題，還有脛骨腓骨的問題。

Looks like it got it calibrated a little bit too high.

Or you have very sensitive connective tissues that are not strong enough to maintain the weight of the chair propulsion.

或者你的結締組織非常敏感，不足以支撐椅子推進的重量。

I'm gonna try that on next time I go out.

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