Name: 川普被捕警戒：軟禁到底有多糟？！ (Trump Arrest Watch: Why Is House Arrest Bad?)
Uploaded: 2026-02-13T17:09:46.000Z
Duration: 8 min 34 s

Did you have any memorable coaches when you were at school?

你以前在學校的時候，有沒有什麼讓你印象深刻的教練？

Yeah, I have like my freshman year football coach was this dude who played like, honestly, like when people wore leather helmets.

對啊，我記得我大一時的橄欖球教練，他大概是那種，說真的，那種戴著皮革安全帽的年代。

So he would go on like long rambling stories that didn't go anywhere and then we would have to like get them back on track.

所以他會講一些沒頭沒尾的長篇大論，然後我們就要想辦法把他拉回正題。

So you're like, you know, kind of like working for President Biden.

所以你就像，你知道，有點像是為拜登總統工作。

Reg，你以前在學校有玩什麼運動嗎？

Well, in high school, I just wanted to like experience to say that I played high school football, but

嗯，高中時，我只是想體驗一下高中橄欖球，但

I played a right guard because there was a deodorant at the time called the fight guard.

我打 right guard，因為當時有個叫 fight guard 的止汗劑。

And I didn't know any of the plays, so I would always ask the nose guard as we would break from the huddle, as we were walking to the line, I would ask him what I'm supposed to do, and

而且我根本不知道任何戰術，所以每次在戰術暫停結束，我們要走到場上的時候，我都會問 nose guard 我該做什麼，然後

Actually, I don't even know if you remember this very early in the show, I think even perhaps I remember before we'd even launched, it had always been my theory that I was born in the wrong country.

其實，我不知道你記不記得，在節目早期，甚至可能在節目開播前，我一直有個想法，覺得自己生錯國家了。

And actually when I watched the Blind side, I was like, I was like, oh my God, this.

然後我看了《Blind side》之後，我就覺得，天啊，這個。

I got, I got good awareness and I'm light on my toes.

我反應很快，而且我腳步很輕盈。

Yeah, that's all they kept saying, light on the toes, good awareness.

對啊，他們一直都這麼說，腳步輕盈，反應快。

And I was very openly going, have I been born in America?

而且我當時很明顯地在想，如果我生在美國會怎樣？

It's almost certain I would have been the number two or three draft pick.

我大概會是第二或第三順位被選上。

I think I'd known you for like two months at this point.

我想我那時候認識你大概兩個月了。

We were right outside of the office kitchen.

We got down and he just pounded me into a wall.

我們倒下，他就把我撞到牆上。

然後它真的壓垮了，哦，他來了。

百分之百猶太潔食牛肉就在那裡。

this should have been a sign I didn't have a future in it because everybody else on the team, everybody else, when they took their football pictures, they'd be like, they were very serious.

這本來應該是個跡象，表示我沒有未來，因為隊上其他人，所有其他人，他們拍足球照片的時候，都會很認真。

And then, like, I went down and, like, kneeled down and I was like, hey, all right.

然後，我就蹲了下來，然後我就說，嘿，好了。

And officials in New York City were prepared today for a possible indictment of Donald Trump and any resulting protests.

紐約市的官員今天為唐納·川普可能被起訴以及隨之而來的抗議活動做好了準備。

With 36,000 uniformed police officers standing by in Manhattan.

曼哈頓有三萬六千名制服警察待命。

Tell you what, I bet Trump is ready to defund the police now.

說真的，我猜川普現在已經準備好要削減警力了。

it's standard practice for any former presidents who are about to be arrested for paying hush money to porn stars.

這對任何即將因為付錢給 AV 女優封口費而被逮捕的前總統來說，都是標準程序。

That's historically always been the way the NYPD is preparing for the worst.

紐約市警察局（NYPD）準備應對最糟情況，一直都是這樣做的。

Like, please don't put him under house arrest.

I tell you what, I tell you what, I consider house arrest to be the absolute dream scenario.

跟你說，跟你說，我認為軟禁根本是夢幻逸境了。

I'd love to, but I'm under house arrest, dude.

我很想去，但我被軟禁了，老兄。

Tell me who I have to make manslaughter because I.

Meanwhile, House Republicans are on a retreat in Orlando this week to discuss policy and talk up their agenda.

同時，共和黨眾議員這週在奧蘭多舉行閉門會議，討論政策和他們的議程。

But they're frustrated because so far they're mostly getting pulled away to discuss Trump.

但他們很沮喪，因為到目前為止，他們大多被叫去討論川普。

Having to constantly talk about Donald Trump.