Name: 川普總統想要他的「被捕遊街」時刻！ (Donald Trump Wants His Perp Walk Moment)
Uploaded: 2026-02-10T17:20:32.000Z
Duration: 13 min 54 s

He is 12 years old and I cannot fathom it.

我一整天都在想，不行，不行。

We brought you home from the hospital last week, right?

我們上禮拜才剛帶他從醫院回家，對吧？

Yeah, what are you doing for the big birthday?

對啊，你今天有什麼計畫幫他慶生嗎？

It feels like yesterday it was like Paw Patrol and now it's like a very particular pair of Jordans.

感覺昨天還在看汪汪隊立大功，現在就變成指定要一雙很特別的喬丹鞋了。

You know, that whole thing, it's a big change.

When I was 12 years old, I still wanted toys.

我12歲的時候，我還想要玩具。

And then there's a party he's going to see.

Imagine your 12th birthday going to see Scissor at the Forum.

想像一下你12歲生日時，去看 Scissor 在 Forum 的表演。

My, my actual first concert, I think I was 15 and it was weird Al Yankovic at the Oregon State Fair.

我、我第一次真正的演唱會，我記得我15歲，是在奧勒岡州立博覽會看 Weird Al Yankovic。

I stopped having birthday parties when I was 9.

我9歲之後就沒辦過生日派對了。

We didn't have a lot of money and I just wanted to go to the theater.

我們那時候沒什麼錢，我只是想去看電影。

So my mom and dad were like, look, theater tickets are expensive.

所以我爸媽就說，你看，電影票很貴耶。

Like there won't be a party, there won't be anything else.

就是沒有派對，也沒有別的東西了。

But then we'd go to the theater and my sisters would go and I'd be like, well, They're still having a party and getting to see Starlight Express.

但那時候我們還是會去看電影，我姊姊們也會去，我就會想說，嗯，她們還是在辦派對，還能去看《星光特快》。

Donald Trump and his advisors reportedly spent today awaiting a potential indictment with one advisor saying the former president has, quote, resigned himself to the possibility.

據報導，唐納·川普和他的顧問們今天都在等待可能的起訴，其中一位顧問表示，這位前總統已經「聽天由命」。

Now, look, it's not the way we wanted to use the words Trump and resigned combined, but

好了，你看，這不是我們想把川普和聽天由命這兩個詞湊在一起的方式，但是

這不是說好昨天就要發生的嗎？

Like seriously stretching this out like it's the end of the final of American Idol.

真的把這件事拖得跟美國偶像決賽最後一刻一樣。

It's time to find out whether or not Trump is getting arrested.

是時候知道川普到底會不會被逮捕了。

According to reports, Trump has told his inner circle that he actually wants to to be handcuffed and do a perp walk.

根據報導，川普已經告訴親近人士，他其實希望被戴上手銬並進行嫌疑人遊街。

Trump believes that since he would need to surrender himself to authorities anyway, he Might as well turn it into a spectacle.

川普認為，既然他反正都要自行向當局報到，不如就把它變成一場秀。

He already moves his hands like he's wearing handcuffs.

他現在手部動作就像已經戴上手銬一樣。

You know, it's not going to be a big adjustment.

說真的，這不會有什麼大不了的。

President Biden will be leaving for Ottawa tomorrow to spend two days meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, although a good chunk of the trip will be used for a Trump indictment viewing party.

拜登總統明天將前往渥太華，與加拿大總理賈斯汀·杜魯道會面兩天，不過行程中很大一部分時間將用來舉辦川普起訴案的觀看派對。

He was with the Ted Lasso cast on Tuesday.

他週二時和 Ted Lasso 的演員們在一起。

Is it Bruce Springsteen and Julia Louis Dreyfus yesterday?

昨天是 Bruce Springsteen 和 Julia Louis Dreyfus 嗎？

What pressing political issue is he going to address in Canada?

他要去加拿大處理什麼重要的政治議題？

He'll be tackling climate change with Justin Bieber and Celine de Jong.

他會和 Justin Bieber 和 Celine de Jong 一起處理氣候變遷。

Cause, I mean, don't get me wrong, you're not the first group of people who come up to me and say, but

因為，我是說，別誤會我的意思，你不是第一個這樣跟我說的人，但是

我想你剛剛重新介紹了你自己。

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