Name: 雪梨·史威尼的犯罪狂潮…公車上的性愛｜機器人嘴脣 (Meanwhile... Sydney Sweeney's Crime Spree | Sex On The Bus | Robot Lips)
Uploaded: 2026-01-29T17:20:19.000Z
Duration: 6 min 55 s

Give it up for Louis Cato and the band, everybody.

Tonight, Tonight we have from the wonderful show the Pit, the wonderful Catherine Lanassa will be out here.

今晚，今晚我們有來自精彩節目 Pit 的 Catherine Lanassa 要來囉。

And I'll be administering the Colbert question to the one and only Bad Bunny.

而我將會對獨一無二的 Bad Bunny 提出 Colbert question。

他有那個 super bowl 節目要登場了。

Catch him at the super bowl, but catch him here first.

你可以在 super bowl 看到他，但先在這裡看到他。

It's been called the super bowl of late night.

這被稱作是 late night 的 super bowl。

I hope you do, you know, I spend most of my time right over there in the news kitchen washing the most topical story, chicken with limes, then sauteing onions in a dry pot before adding Burberry spice blend.

我希望你有看，你知道的，我大部分時間都在 news kitchen 那邊處理最熱門的新聞，chicken with limes，然後在乾鍋裡 sauteing onions，接著加入 Burberry spice blend。

Ginger, garlic, and just a tablespoon of makalesha to present the exquisite Eritrean Doro Wat chicken stew.

加入 Ginger、garlic，還有隻要一湯匙的 makalesha，來呈現這道精緻的 Eritrean Doro Wat chicken stew。

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after being sent to the brig on a bootleg crab trawler, I scrape the remains of a half eaten chimichanga into an empty coffee tin and top it off with whatever is leaking from the overhead pipes to make the bilge goulash of news.

但有時候，真的只是偶爾，各位，在被派去 brig 上的 bootleg crab trawler 後，我會把吃剩一半的 chimichanga 的殘渣刮進一個空的咖啡罐裡，再淋上從上方水管滴下來的任何東西，做成 news 的 bilge goulash。

Meanwhile, It's like an antibiotic for the soul, a steroid for the mind.

同時，這就像是靈魂的抗生素，心靈的類固醇。

Meanwhile, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce says Sydney Sweeney did not get permission to hang bras on the Hollywood sign, which she did as a promotion for her new brand of women's undergarments.

同時，好萊塢商會表示，雪梨·史威尼並未獲準將胸罩掛在好萊塢標誌上，這是她為推廣新女性內衣品牌所為。

Officials say this is a class C misdemeanor, Or possibly double D.

官員表示，這屬於C級輕罪，或者可能是雙D級。

What they mean is each misdemeanor is unique and beautiful in its own way.

他們的意思是，每一種輕罪都有其獨特而美麗之處。

Meanwhile, in romance news, Waffle House is taking Valentine's Day reservations.

同時，在感情新聞方面，Waffle House 正在接受情人節預訂。

Fun fact, February 14th is the only day out of the year that Waffle House customers can call ahead to book a table or a booth.

有趣的事實是，2月14日是全年唯一一天 Waffle House 的顧客可以提前打電話預訂桌子或卡座的日子。

Every other day, you just have to wake up in one.

其他任何一天，你都只能在裡面醒來。

Meanwhile, it's almost the super bowl, the one night a year when America comes together to say, wait, was that ad about Jesus or insurance?

同時，超級盃快到了，這是一年之中美國團結一致說「等等，那個廣告是關於耶穌還是保險的？」的那個晚上。

To prepare your big game party, Heinz is selling a beer style keg packed with 114 ounces of classic Heinz ketchup, complete with a spig up called the keg chip.

為了準備你的大型派對，Heinz 正在販售一種啤酒桶造型的包裝，裡面裝有 114 盎司的經典 Heinz 番茄醬，並配有稱為「keg chip」的龍頭。

Of course, the keg chop even has a snappy new slogan.

當然，這個啤酒桶包裝還有一個響亮的新標語。

Meanwhile, a Delaware man has been fired from his job as a school bus driver after he allegedly was caught on surveillance cameras Having sex with a prostitute inside the bus.

同時，德拉瓦州一名男子因為據稱在監視器畫面中被拍到在校車內與一名妓女發生性行為，而被學校巴士司機的工作解僱。

Oh, the wheels on the bus are traumatized, traumatized, traumatized.

喔，校車的輪子們都嚇壞了，嚇壞了，嚇壞了。

Meanwhile, here in New York, up at Columbia University, for the first time, scientists have built a robot that can move its mouth exactly like a human and is able to take spoken audio in 10 different languages and synchronize its lips near perfectly.

同時，在紐約的哥倫比亞大學，科學家們首次打造出一個能像人類一樣精準移動嘴巴的機器人，它能接收 10 種不同語言的語音，並近乎完美地同步脣部動作。

Okay, let's take a look at this robot called Emo.

好的，我們來看看這個叫做 Emo 的機器人。

Hello, I am, imo, a robot designed to simulate emotions and interact with humans in a more natural way.

你好，我是 Emo，一個旨在模擬情感並以更自然的方式與人類互動的機器人。

I'm not sure the lip syncing is what everyone's going to remember about that.

我不確定大家記住的會不會是它的脣部同步。

I'm a robot designed to simulate a taxi driver from the Bronx circa 1971.

我是一個機器人，設計來模擬 1971 年左右的 Bronx 計程車司機。

I'm a charming figure at first, but I have strong opinions about immigrants.

我一開始很迷人，但我對移民有強烈的看法。

Meanwhile, this is the most hectic time of the year for thrift stores, evidently.

同時，這顯然是一年中最忙碌的二手店季節。

So in order to keep things manageable, Goodwill has shared a list of items not to donate during their busy season, including anything broken or wet.

所以為了讓事情好處理，Goodwill 分享了一份在忙碌季節裡不要捐贈的物品清單，包括任何壞掉或濕的東西。

Why would you donate those things to begin with?

你一開始為什麼要捐贈那些東西？

Meanwhile, news from the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

同時，國家科學院的會議有新消息。

They're pretty excited over penis because scientists have recovered the oldest ever wooden tools from a site in Greece which they say date back 430,000 years.

他們對陰莖很興奮，因為科學家們在希臘的一個地點發現了有史以來最古老的木製工具，據說可追溯到 43 萬年前。

Okay, let's take a look at the oldest known wooden tool ever discovered.

好的，我們來看看這有史以來發現的最古老的木製工具。

Okay, Can I just talk to the penis folks for just a second?

好的，我可以跟「陰莖」那群人聊一下嗎？

Did you spend, like, a lot of the grant money on this?

你是不是把很多補助金都花在這上面了？

Cause you found a stick if you didn't get it from Mr. Ollivander on Diagon Alley.

因為你找到一根棍子，如果你不是從斜角巷的 Ollivander 先生那裡買的。

I would, like, bury a spatula or something and go back and pretend you found that.

我會，像是，埋個鍋鏟之類的，然後回去假裝你找到了那個。

Meanwhile, the Eagles Greatest Hits has become the first album in US history to sell over 40 million units.

同時，Eagles 的 Greatest Hits 專輯成為美國史上首張銷量突破 4000 萬張的專輯。

One music critic described the milestone this.

一位樂評人這樣形容這個里程碑。

We'll be right back with Bad Bunny and the Colbert questionnair, Sam.

我們馬上回來，Bad Bunny 和 Colbert questionnair，Sam。

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