Name: 史上最 aussie 的訪談！傳奇人物再現！ (Aussiest. Interview. Ever. What a legend!)
Uploaded: 2026-01-26T01:56:58.000Z
Duration: 2 min 13 s

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I was, I was in bed sleeping at 2 o' clock this morning.

我今天早上兩點還在床上睡覺。

My wife comes in and says, oh, the shop's been.

我老婆進來跟我說，喔，店被撞了。

Someone ran into the shop and I said, oh, what?

有人撞進店裡，我說，喔，什麼？

So I jumped out of bed and all I had was me undies on and I've walked out the front and I've seen the car smashed and I seen the bloke walking back to the car and so I've walked outside and I said, oh, what are you doing mate?

於是我跳下床，身上只穿內褲，走到外面，看到車子撞爛了，也看到那個人走回車子，所以我走到外面說，喔，你在幹嘛啦？

Yeah, like you can't be leaving the scene.

And I said, I'm not trying to be a hero but the police are coming.

我說，我不是想當英雄，但警察快來了。

And he just decided he'd scoot up the road and I just said, nah, it's not going on like that, mate.

他就決定騎車跑了，我說，不行啦，事情不能這樣發展喔。

So I jumped in my car and I started chasing him up the road and then he went down the side street and then the police were coming and I flashed them and sent them off in direction of him.

所以我就跳上我的車，開始沿著路追他，然後他拐進了小巷，接著警察就來了，我示意他們，然後他們就朝他那邊去了。

I was chasing him up the street and I'm just like, mate, like.

我沿著街追他，我心裡就想著，老兄，就是這樣。

Because you, because you told me that this is your mate's shop and you didn't want him to get away.

因為你，因為你跟我說這是你朋友的店，你不想讓他跑掉。

Well, me mates mum's had this shop for like 40 odd years and look at it, look at it.

嗯，我朋友的媽媽開這家店大概有四十年了，你看，你看。

Look now Daniel, you managed to put some pants on in the meantime.

Daniel，你看，你這段時間總算有穿褲子了。

It's just something you got to do for the community, mate.

這就是你必須為社區做的事，哥們。

It's like you look after your mates and your mates will always look after you.

就像你照顧你的朋友，你的朋友也會永遠照顧你。

Daniel, quite the Australian hero here this morning.

Daniel，今天早上真是個澳洲英雄。

As for the owners of the fish and chip shop, well, they are insured, but

至於那家炸魚薯條店的老闆，嗯，他們有保險，但是

there is a big mess to clean up this morning.

Oh, wouldn't you like to live next door to Daniel?

喔，你是不是很想住在 Daniel 隔壁啊？

You know all good superheroes wear their jocks on the outside, so it kind of fits the brief.

你知道所有厲害的超級英雄都會把內褲穿在外面，所以這還蠻符合規定的。

對啊，但我除了內褲什麼都沒穿。

Yeah, Lisa, you missed that bit of the uniform, but that's okay.

對啊，Lisa，你錯過了制服的這部分，不過沒關係。

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