Name: 用20幾歲的經驗跟青少年說！ (Explaining my 20s to my Teens)
Uploaded: 2025-12-30T17:14:09.000Z
Duration: 5 min 19 s

喔，姐妹們，我們發生過好多性行為。

You know, he just broke off with me because Burton Chun said that my feet were too small.

妳知道嗎，他跟我分手是因為 Burton Chun 說我的腳太小了。

And we dated for three days, but it's been, like, eight months, and

我們交往了三天，但已經過了八個月了，

I'm having a really hard time getting over it.

You know, we, like, hold our hands together, and

then it's like, you're just gonna throw all of that away because Burton Chen pointed out I buy my shoes at Painless Kids.

結果你就因為 Burton Chen 說我在 Painless Kids 買鞋，就把這一切都丟掉了。

混蛋是不是像我想的那麼奇怪？

They're so much fucking weirder than you can even imagine, okay?

他們比你想像的還要奇怪太多了，好嗎？

就像，每一個都是獨一無二的。

Well, no, but I talked to 30 and she said we'd buy some.

嗯，沒有，但我跟 30 聊過了，她說我們會買一些。

You know, if you deal with all, you're gonna be some eventually.

妳知道，如果妳處理了所有事，妳最終也會成為某種人。

我會成為一個有胸部的成年人。

Well, like, working sucks, and, like, the stress of, like, paying bills and making rent, not fun.

嗯，像是，工作很爛，還有，像是，付帳單和付房租的壓力，不好玩。

But then you do great things, like follow your dreams, meet new people, kiss a bunch of boys, and

但然後妳會做很棒的事，像是追逐夢想、認識新朋友、親吻很多男生，然後

it's like your life is laid out before you like this sparkling yellow brick road of infinite possibilities.

妳的人生就像這條閃閃發光的黃磚路，充滿無限可能。

You have the bright eyes of childhood, but then the freedom of emerging adulthood.

妳有童年的明亮雙眼，卻又擁有初入成人世界的自由。

If I break curfew one more time, my mom is gonna break my legs.

如果我再晚歸一次，我媽就要打斷我的腿了。

Okay, so, like, without that, you won't have your first orgasm until you're 21.

好，所以，沒有這個，你得等到 21 歲才有第一次高潮。

Yeah, I don't have any money, so I just got that bag and tissue paper from my mom's closet.

對啊，我沒錢，所以這個包包和衛生紙是我從我媽衣櫃裡拿的。

Okay, well, yeah, thank you for the bag and tissue paper.

好，嗯，謝謝你的包包和衛生紙。

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用20幾歲的經驗跟青少年說！ (Explaining my 20s to my Teens)