Name: iPhone隨身聽 | 裸體保齡球 | 女王衣櫥 (Meanwhile... iPhone Pocket | Nude Bowling | The Queen's Closet)
Uploaded: 2025-11-18T17:17:10.000Z
Duration: 5 min 55 s

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Give it up for Louis Cato and the Katons, Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time down at the news firm over there designing a topical story structure of glass fiber reinforced polymer encasing a monocoque structure of milled polyethylene tera phthalate foam, an undulating panelized system with a front door cast in white bronze to build for you the groundbreaking yet functional Diller, Scofidio and Renfro mansion that is my monologue.

各位觀眾，為 Louis Cato 和 Katons 鼓掌！如果你們有看節目，就知道我大部分時間都在新聞公司那邊，設計一個結合玻璃纖維增強聚合物外殼和研磨聚對苯二甲酸乙二酯保麗龍單體結構的時事主題結構，還有一個波動式面板系統，前面門板是用白銅鑄造，為大家打造出 Diller, Scofidio and Renfro 豪宅般的突破性又實用的個人獨白。

But sometimes, folks, just sometimes, I chase a family of raccoons out of a disused porta potty and chuck in a seat cushion torn out of Motorhead's abandoned tour bus, then hunker down in the bog yurt of news that is my segment.

但有時候，各位，就是偶爾，我會把一群浣熊趕出一個廢棄的臨時廁所，然後丟進一張從 Motorhead 廢棄的巡迴巴士裡撕下來的坐墊，接著就躲進我節目的新聞沼澤蒙古包裡。

Meanwhile, Apple is introducing something called the iPhone pocket, which features a singular 3D knitted construction designed to fit any iPhone.

同時間，Apple 推出了一個叫做 iPhone pocket 的東西，它採用獨特的 3D 針織結構，能完美貼合任何 iPhone。

This is a totally groundbreaking new iPhone accessory.

這是一個完全突破性的全新 iPhone 配件。

Unless you own a sock, then you have one already.

除非你已經有襪子，不然你早就有了。

But for something so revolutionary, you're going to have to pony up, because the iPhone pocket in the short strap retails for $149.95 and the long strap design is $229.95.

但這麼革命性的東西，你得準備好荷包，因為 iPhone pocket 短背帶款售價是 149.95 美元，長背帶款則是 229.95 美元。

Perfect for anyone saying, I wish there was a stocking stuffer.

對於那些說「我希望有聖誕襪填塞物」的人來說，這再完美不過了。

That would start a huge fight with my spouse.

這會讓我跟我的配偶大吵一架。

Meanwhile, it was just reported that a man snapped 65 cucumbers in 30 seconds to break the world record, obliterating the previous record of 50 man.

同時間，有報導指出，一名男子在 30 秒內折斷了 65 根小黃瓜，打破了之前 50 根的紀錄。

Now breaking 50 cucumbers seems pointless.

現在打破 50 根小黃瓜的紀錄，感覺沒什麼意義。

同時間，他們已經沒有紀錄可以打破了。

他們已經沒有紀錄可以打破了。

Meanwhile, a flamingo that went missing from a wildlife sanctuary in Cornwall, England, over a week ago appears to now be living in northern France.

同時間，一隻一週前從英國康瓦爾野生動物保護區失蹤的紅鶴，現在似乎住在法國北部。

These penguins seem to really hate Dubai.

這些企鵝好像真的很討厭杜拜。

Meanwhile, in Animal News, researchers who were filming bats to learn how they communicate caught this footage of a rat just hanging out near some bats and pow.

另外，在動物新聞方面，研究人員在拍攝蝙蝠以瞭解牠們如何溝通時，拍到了這段畫面：一隻老鼠在蝙蝠附近閒晃，然後砰！

牠抓了一隻蝙蝠，然後就叼走了。

I love unlikely animal friendship videos.

我好喜歡動物之間意想不到的友誼影片。

They're probably back at the rat's apartment snuggling now.

牠們現在大概在老鼠的公寓裡依偎在一起了。

Meanwhile, some sad fast food Wendy's will close roughly 300 stores starting in late 2025.

同時間，一些令人難過的消息是，Wendy's 將從 2025 年底開始關閉大約 300 間分店。

Well, I guess everything ends eventually.

嗯，我想萬物終將有結束的一天。

Which coincidentally, was also the original slogan for the Baconator.

這巧合地也是 Baconator 的原始標語。

Meanwhile, make you feel better about eating.

同時間，讓您對吃東西感覺好一點。

Meanwhile, in Albania, the world's largest spider web, housing 110,000 spiders, has been found shocking researchers.

同時間，在阿爾巴尼亞，發現了世界上最大的蜘蛛網，裡面住了 11 萬隻蜘蛛，讓研究人員感到震驚。

Even more shocking to the researchers was that Gary was like, hey, guys, there's like 110,000 spiders in here.

更讓研究人員震驚的是，Gary 說：「嘿，這裡面有大概 11 萬隻蜘蛛耶。」

Everybody open your eyes and your mouths and poke at the spiders.

大家睜大眼睛張大嘴巴，來戳戳那些蜘蛛。

That feels too close to New York while he's poking that thing.

他在戳那個東西的時候，感覺離紐約太近了。

Meanwhile, Pittsburgh is seeing the return of Balls out bowling, where nudity is required.

同時間，匹茲堡也迎來了「Balls out bowling」，這是一個需要全裸的保齡球活動。

That little blower is perfect height for drawing more than your hands.

那個小吹風機的高度剛剛好，可以吹出比你手還要多的東西。

The event is open to all adults interested in body positive non sexual social nudity.

這場活動開放給所有對身體正面、非性行為的社交裸體有興趣的成年人參加。

While nudity is mandatory at the event, guests must bring a towel to sit on.

雖然活動中裸體是強制性的，但賓客必須自備毛巾坐。

Please sit on a towel to keep our bowling alley hygienic.

請坐在毛巾上，以保持我們保齡球道的衛生。

We bought them during the Johnson administration.

They carry 10 of 12 known flesh eating bacteria.

它們攜帶了 12 種已知食肉菌中的 10 種。

Meanwhile, Starbucks announced its 2025 holiday menu and includes a glass cup for cold drinks resembling a honey bear container.

同時，星巴克公佈了 2025 年的節日菜單，其中包括一個類似蜂蜜熊容器的冷飲玻璃杯。

The new viral bear cup is causing mayhem with customers saying things like, I will fight you for it.

這款新的爆紅熊杯引起了顧客的瘋搶，有人說「我會為它跟你打架」。

Incidentally, also the code for any Starbucks bathroom.

順帶一提，這也是任何星巴克廁所的密碼。

Meanwhile, next year, Buckingham palace will stage the largest ever display of Queen Elizabeth II's fashion.

同時，明年白金漢宮將舉辦有史以來規模最大的英國女王伊莉莎白二世時尚展。

Who can forget the Queen's iconic Bob Mackie Oscar look?

誰能忘記女王標誌性的 Bob Mackie 奧斯卡造型呢？

我們馬上回來，有請 Claire Danes。

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