Name: 敢挑戰嗎？能懂這兩個笑話代表你英文超強！ (If You Can Understand These Two Jokes Your English Level Is Amazing! ???)
Uploaded: 2025-11-13T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 6 min 40 s

情態助動詞 A2

One way that you can test your English understanding is by listening to an English joke and understanding the joke and hopefully laughing at it.

測試英文理解力的一個方法是聽英文笑話，並理解笑話的內容，希望你能笑出來。

If you can listen to a joke, if I tell you a joke,

如果你能聽懂笑話，如果我講一個笑話給你聽，

現在進行式

but you also laugh at the joke because you understand why it is funny,

但是你也因為聽懂笑點而笑了，

it would mean that your English level is very, very high.

那就代表你的英文程度非常非常高。

Your English understanding is very, very good.

你的英文理解能力非常非常棒。

So in this English lesson, I will tell you two different jokes,

所以在這個英文課堂上，我會講兩個不同的笑話，

and your job is to try and understand the joke,

and then your job is hopefully to laugh at the joke because you understand it.

然後你的任務是希望你能因為聽懂而笑出來。

My uncle told me this joke when I was really, really young, and I thought it was hilarious.

我叔叔在我很小很小的時候就告訴我這個笑話，我那時候覺得超好笑。

For this joke, you have to imagine that there's been an accident on the highway,

這個笑話，你要想像一下，高速公路上發生了一場意外，

and there was a truck, and the truck had penguins in it.

然後有一臺卡車，卡車裡面載著企鵝。

They didn't get hurt in the accident, but they're walking around on the highway,

牠們在意外中沒有受傷，但是牠們就在高速公路上走來走去，

有一個男人開著一臺貨車停了下來。

And the police officer says to the man, "Hey, could you do me a favor?

警察就跟那個男人說：「嘿，能不能幫我一個忙？

Someone needs to take these penguins to the zoo."

有人需要把這些企鵝載去動物園。」

So the police officer and the man, they put all of the penguins into the back of the pickup truck,

所以警察和那個男人，他們就把所有的企鵝都放進了貨車的後面，

and the man leaves to bring them to the zoo.

然後男人就開車載牠們去動物園了。

And the police officer stays and handles the rest of the accident and does whatever police officers do.

警察就留在原地處理事故的其他部分，做警察該做的事。

Well, a week later, the police officer is driving on the same highway,

好了，一個禮拜後，這位警察開在同一條高速公路上，

and he sees the man in his pickup truck, and he still has all the penguins in the back.

然後他看到那個男人開著他的貨車，車上還載著那些企鵝。

And so the police officer puts his lights on and his siren,

於是警察就打開了警示燈和警笛，

and he pulls over the man in the pickup truck with all the penguins,

然後他把載著企鵝的貨車攔了下來，

I... I told you to take these penguins to the zoo."

我叫你把這些企鵝載去動物園耶。」

And the man says, "I did take them to the zoo, and it was a lot of fun.

那個男人說：「我有載牠們去動物園啊，而且超好玩的。

Now I'm taking them to the amusement park."

現在我要帶牠們去遊樂園了。」

So hopefully you understand why that joke is funny.

所以希望你懂為什麼這個笑話好笑。

The joke is funny because, of course, the police officer wanted the man to bring the penguins to the zoo because that's where animals like that belong.

這個笑話好笑是因為，當然啦，警察希望這個男人把企鵝帶去動物園，因為那裡才是這種動物該待的地方。

He wasn't going to take them back to Antarctica, of course.

He was going to hopefully take them to the zoo and they could go back to wherever they're supposed to be at the zoo.

他希望是把牠們帶去動物園，然後牠們就可以回到牠們在動物園裡該待的地方。

So the joke is, the man took them to the zoo as if they were people,

所以笑點是，這個男人把牠們當人一樣帶去動物園，

and they went to the zoo and had a good time,

然後牠們去了動物園玩得很開心，

and now he's taking them to an amusement park, maybe to ride on the roller coasters and to do other fun things.

現在他要帶牠們去遊樂園，也許是去坐雲霄飛車做些好玩的事。

So hopefully, you understood the joke as a story and hopefully you also understood why the joke was funny.

所以希望你懂這個笑話的故事，也希望你懂為什麼這個笑話好笑。

You should memorize that joke and you should tell it to someone else today.

你應該把這個笑話記起來，然後今天講給別人聽。

If you go to an English speaking night class or have conversation practice or something like that, try to tell that joke to someone else.

如果你去上英文課、或是做會話練習之類的，試著把這個笑話講給別人聽。

So this has nothing to do with this lesson,

這個跟今天的課程沒什麼關係，

but you might have noticed that winter came early here in Ontario, Canada.

但是你可能會注意到，安大略省的冬天來得特別早。

It's only November 10th and we're already having a snowfall.

現在才11月10號，我們已經開始下雪了。

In fact, last night, there was a lot of snow came down and the power went out and it just felt strange.

事實上，昨晚下了很多雪，還停電了，感覺真的很奇怪。

And I was hoping today would be a snow day, but it wasn't.

我本來希望今天會是個雪天假，但結果不是。

But a beautiful backdrop for a lesson about jokes.

不過這對關於笑話的教學來說，真是個美麗的背景。

Let's find another spot to stand and I'll tell you another one.

來吧。我們找個別的地方站著，我再講一個給你聽。

So this next joke is also a joke that my uncle told me when I was a kid.

所以下一個笑話，也是我叔叔講給我的。

I  had an uncle who whenever he came over, he usually had a joke to tell.

我小時候，有個叔叔每次來，通常都會講個笑話。

And some of them are not appropriate for an English lesson like this,

有些笑話不適合像這樣的英文課，

You need to imagine that there were two men who went fishing and so they drove out to the lake and they rented a boat.

你需要想像有兩個人去釣魚，他們開車到湖邊，然後租了一艘船。

They went to a place that had lots of boats to rent,

他們去了一個有很多船可以租的地方，

and they rented a boat and they put their fishing rods and fishing tackle in the boat and they went out on the lake in order to fish.

然後他們租了一艘船，把釣竿和釣具放進船裡，然後開到湖上開始釣魚。

They tried one spot and they didn't catch anything.

他們試了一個點，什麼都沒釣到。

They went to another spot and they didn't catch anything.

他們又換到另一個點，還是什麼都沒釣到。

And then finally, they found a little spot on the lake where they started catching lots of fish.

最後他們在湖上找到一個小地方，開始釣到好多魚。

They were both super happy to be catching so many fish.

他們兩個人都因為釣到這麼多魚而超開心的。

They would cast and then they would reel in fish after fish.

他們會拋竿，然後一條接一條地把魚釣上來。

And so the one guy says to the other guy, he says, "This spot is amazing.

然後其中一個人就跟另一個人說，他說：「這個釣點太棒了。

But let's put an X on the bottom of the boat so we know where this good fishing spot is."

但是，我們應該在船底做個記號，這樣我們就知道這個好釣點在哪裡了。」

And his other friend says, "Don't be dumb.

他另外一個朋友就說：「別傻了。

Putting an X on the bottom isn't going to work.

萬一我們沒有坐到同一艘船怎麼辦？」

So this is an example of a joke where you're kind of making fun of people because they're not super smart.

所以這是一個笑話的例子，你有點在嘲笑那些不太聰明的人。

So it's not the greatest joke in the world, in my opinion,

所以，在我看來，這不是世界上最棒的笑話，

but obviously putting an X on the bottom of the boat is the first punchline.

但是很明顯，在船底做記號是第一個笑點。

The punchline is the funny part of the joke.

Because if you put an X on the bottom of a boat, it doesn't mean you're going to be on the same spot on the lake next time.

因為如果你在船底做個記號，下次你就不會在湖上的同一個地方了。

And then of course, the second punchline is when the guy says, "Don't be dumb.

然後當然，第二個梗就是當那個人說：「別傻了。

萬一我們沒搭到同一艘船怎麼辦？」

所以這就是一個關於釣魚的笑話。

Hopefully, you understood the joke and hopefully you understood why the joke is funny.

希望你聽懂了這個笑話，也希望你懂了為什麼這個笑話好笑。

And hopefully you can tell this joke to someone else today.

希望你今天也能把這個笑話講給別人聽。

So I don't think I should finish this lesson without telling what's called a dad joke.

所以，我覺得在結束這堂課之前，我應該要講一個所謂的「老爸笑話」。

A dad joke is a joke that's funny, but it's just funny.

老爸笑話就是那種好笑，但就是單純好笑的笑話。

It's like you're not going to laugh like crazy when you hear a dad joke.

聽老爸笑話的時候，你不會笑得東倒西歪。

In fact, you might just groan a little bit.

事實上，你可能只會輕微地呻吟一下。

所以，這裡有個老爸笑話要給你聽。

一頂帽子對另一頂帽子說了什麼？

其中一頂帽子對另一頂帽子說。

So the reason this joke is funny is because if two people were walking and one person was going to walk faster than the other,

所以這個笑話好笑的原因是，如果兩個人在走路，其中一個人要走得比另一個人快，

they might say, "Hey, I'm going on a head."

他們可能會說：「嘿，我要先走一步。」

But if you split that into, A space head, a hat goes on a head.

但如果你把它拆開，啊，拆開 a head，一頂帽子戴在頭上。

So the one hat said to the other hat, "I'm going on a head."

所以，一頂帽子對另一頂帽子說：「我要先走一步。（雙關：戴在頭上）」

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