Name: 政府癱瘓之際，特朗普發佈奇葩人工智能視頻 | 每日秀 (Trump Posts Bizarre AI Videos as Government Shuts Down | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-10-08T00:59:25.000Z
Duration: 7 min 37 s

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I thought the worst thing that could happen this week was when Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban broke up.

我以為這週最糟的消息就是 Nicole Kidman 和 Keith Urban 分手了。

I mean, I know if two hot Australians with the same face can't make it work, then what hope is there for the rest of us?

我是說，我知道如果兩個長得一樣又很紅的澳洲人撐不下去，那我們其他人還有什麼希望？

But then to make it worse, my favorite federal government also couldn't make it work.

但更糟的是，我最喜歡的聯邦政府也撐不下去了。

As of this morning, the US Government is officially shut down.

截至今天早上，美國政府正式關門了。

Democrats want to reverse Medicaid cuts and stop enhanced Obamacare subsidies from expiring, but

民主黨想要撤銷醫療補助計畫的削減，並阻止 Obamacare 的補貼到期，但是

top Republicans say they will not negotiate until the government reopens.

共和黨高層表示，在政府重新開放之前，他們不會談判。

Wait, this is all because of health care?

等等，這一切都是因為健保嗎？

But I thought that hot guy murdering our CEO solved all of this.

但我以為那個帥哥殺了我們的 CEO 就解決了所有問題。

Look, this is the classic dispute between the parties.

看看，這就是兩黨間的經典爭執。

Democrats say that the government should help pay for health care, and.

民主黨認為政府應該協助支付健保費用，而且。

And Republicans say that's what GoFundMe is for.

共和黨則認為 GoFundMe 就是為此而設的。

But because the Republicans need Democratic votes to keep the government open, the two parties have to come together.

但因為共和黨需要民主黨的選票才能讓政府繼續運作，所以兩黨必須合作。

So this moment calls for a serious and sober minded leader like President Trump to work, work with the other side to find compromise with dignity and mutual respect.

是以，這個時刻需要像川普總統這樣一位嚴肅且頭腦清醒的領導人，與對方合作，以尊嚴和相互尊重的方式尋求妥協。

The president last night posted an AI generated video depicting House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero and mustache and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer speaking in a fake voice.

總統昨晚發布了一段 AI 生成的影片，影片中顯示眾議院少數黨領袖 Hakeem Jeffries 戴著墨西哥帽和鬍子，參議院少數黨領袖 Chuck Schumer 則用假聲音說話。

We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit.

我們再也沒有選民了，都是因為我們那些覺醒的跨性別胡說八道。

Trump is making fun of a black man for being Mexican.

川普在嘲笑一個黑人說他是墨西哥人。

這太讓人困惑了，簡直不像種族歧視。

It's like putting a headdress on the Twin Towers.

這就像是在雙子星大廈上戴了頭飾一樣。

I mean, I don't even know what you're trying to say.

我的意思是，我根本不知道你想表達什麼。

I don't have the racist math skills to solve this equation.

我沒有那種種族歧視的數學能力來解這個方程式。

I never thought I'd say this, but Donald Trump, can you be better at racism?

我從沒想過我會說出這句話，但唐納·川普，你能不能在種族歧視方面做得更好一點？

What's making reality break down even more is that this is the official position of the President of the United States.

讓現實更崩潰的是，這竟然是美國總統的官方立場。

So let's see the mature, measured response from the Democrats.

所以我們來看看民主黨那成熟、穩重的回應。

And we're going to continue to make clear bigotry will get you nowhere.

我們會持續表明仇恨言論是行不通的。

You know what I like to see Donald Trump make fun of that.

我真想看唐納·川普拿那個來開玩笑。

President Trump posting another AI generated video.

川普總統又發布了一個AI 生成的影片。

It's a disgusting video, and we're going to continue to make clear bigotry will get you nowhere.

這是一個令人厭惡的影片，我們會持續表明仇恨言論是行不通的。

We are fighting to protect the health care of the American people in the face of an unprecedented Republican assault.

我們正奮力對抗共和黨前所未有的攻擊，以保護美國人民的健保。

So Hakeem Jeffries is Mexican now, and so is.

所以 Hakeem Jeffries 現在是墨西哥人了，還有。

I mean, maybe this is them coming together.

我的意思是，也許這是他們團結的象徵。

Maybe this is President President Trump's way of outreach to the other side.

也許這是川普總統拉攏對方的策略。

Like he's trying to signal that they can work out a deal at band practice.

就像他想暗示他們可以在樂隊練習時談成一筆交易。

But yes, I, I, I, I hope they do get together soon, because as long as this government is shut down, this is gonna over a lot of people.

但說真的，我希望他們能趕快達成協議，因為只要政府還在停擺，就會影響到很多人。

As many as 750,000 federal workers are expected to be furloughed.

預計將有高達 75 萬名聯邦員工被無薪假。

Many others will have to report to work, but will not get paid.

許多其他人則必須上班，但卻領不到薪水。

Wait, TSA officers were getting paid this whole time?

等等，TSA 的人員這段時間都有領到薪水嗎？

我不知道 Kindle 竟然是筆記型電腦。

This shutdown is also affecting the one thing in America that everyone actually among the big impact of our shutdown are national parks.

這次的政府關閉也影響了美國人人都很重視的一件事，那就是國家公園，這也是這次關閉的重大影響之一。

They will remain partially open, but buildings that require staffing, like visitors centers, well, they will close.

它們會部分開放，但需要人力的建築物，像是遊客中心，就會關閉。

The last time there was a shutdown, human waste had been left outside of the restrooms with no one there to clean anything up.

上次政府關閉的時候，廁所外面堆滿了排洩物，沒有人來清理。

You know when the trash can is full and you put your trash next to it to indicate that you at least try to put it in.

你知道垃圾桶滿了，你會把垃圾放在旁邊，表示你至少有試著放進去。

這就像那樣，但這次是排洩物。

Because national parks are, like, the one thing in America that's not a left right issue.

因為國家公園是美國唯一一個不是左右派問題的事物。

Everyone, regardless of political party, goes there to enjoy the beauty and splendor of being outside staring at your phone.

無論哪個政黨，大家都會去那裡享受戶外的美景，然後盯著手機。

For more on the shutdown's impact on national parks, we go live through the Grand Canyon with Josh Johnson.

關於這次關閉對國家公園的影響，我們連線到大峽谷的 Josh Johnson。

Smokey Bear already made it through a whole pack of cigarettes.

He flicked the butts into the forest and everything.

I mean, is it true that people are straight up pooping on the ground outside the bathrooms?

呃，是真的嗎？有人直接在廁所外面大便？

People aren't pooping outside the bathrooms of the Grand Canyon.

人們不是在國家公園的廁所外面大便。

No, they're pooping directly into the Grand Canyon.

不，他們是直接在大峽谷裡大便。

Wait, wait, how do you even do that, Ronnie?

等等，等等，Ronnie，那要怎麼辦到？

That's actually gonna be the Most important part.

我是說，對，我完全受過如廁訓練。

How can someone bring themselves to poop in the Grand Canyon?

一個人怎麼能在大峽谷裡大便？

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