Name: 柯南駁斥吉姆-凱瑞的弦舞理論 | 柯南-奧布萊恩深夜節目 (Conan Debunks Jim Carrey's String Dance Theory | Late Night with Conan O’Brien)
Uploaded: 2025-08-26T16:27:04.000Z
Duration: 7 min 37 s

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You learned from the master.  Yeah, yeah.

多好的一天，多好的一天，太美了。

今晚錄音棚裡的能量令人難以置信。

You could tell backstage, you could tell backstage watching when I was working that crowd up front, you could tell I was playing with amazing forces.

你可以在後臺看到，你可以在後臺看到，當我在前臺與觀眾互動時，你可以看到我在與驚人的力量一起演奏。

Beniminin, that's the only way to put it.

But you know what, I've noticed, and I've been watching this for a while, Conan, it's interesting, because, I mean, what you do is incredible.

但你知道嗎 我注意到了 我已經看了很久了 柯南 這很有趣 因為 我是說 你做的事情太不可思議了

But there's just one thing, there's just one thing that every time I watch the show, it kind of drives me a little crazy.

但有一件事，每次我看這個節目的時候，都有點讓我抓狂。

Just one little thing, it's no big deal, and it's never gonna, you know, hurt the show or anything like that.

只是一件小事，沒什麼大不了的，也不會對節目造成什麼影響。

But when you come out and you do your dance, you know what I mean?

但當你出來跳舞時，你明白我的意思嗎？

And you come out, let me just, I mean, so you come out, beginning of the show, huge energy, you're walking up, you're doing your thing, and then you jump onto the star, right?

你走出來，讓我想想，我的意思是，你走出來，演出開始，巨大的能量，你走起來，你在做你的事情，然後你跳到明星身上，對嗎？

And then you lick your fingers, you pull your jacket back, and you do your little string dance.

然後你舔舔手指，把外套往後拉，跳起你的小繩舞。

Yeah, but now here is where you go a little wry.

You go a little wry, because what happens is when you pull this hand up, you come over here now, and you cut the strings and drop.

你會有點哭笑不得，因為當你把這隻手拉起來的時候，你就會來到這裡，然後你就會剪斷繩子，然後掉下來。

But anybody who knows anything about physics would know that the string comes from the top.

但任何瞭解物理學的人都會知道，弦是從頂部發出的。

So you have to cut the string from the top and then drop.

是以，你必須從頂部剪斷繩子，然後再放下。

Otherwise, you're tied to the floor, you're cutting something, and going up like this.

否則，你就會被綁在地板上，你就會割到東西，然後像這樣上去。

Do we have a, can we get a clip of that or something?

能不能給我們一個片段什麼的？

他們能把這段視頻剪輯下來嗎？

Now you're going for the string, and it's underneath.

現在你去找繩子，它就在下面。

Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, I- It doesn't make sense.

等一下，等一下，等一下，我... 這沒道理啊。

The string is going from the hip to the hand.

Oh, I'm so glad, I'm so glad you told me.

哦，我很高興，我很高興你告訴了我。

I think we've just cleared up, I've got a lot of- Did you guys get that?

我想我們剛剛清理過了，我有很多，你們明白了嗎？

Oh man, I'm the only stupid man in America.

哦，天哪，我是全美國唯一的傻子。

You don't like me to miss something like that.

These forces we're toying with are just- I was going to offer you some classes because I teach a lot of physical comedy.

我們正在玩弄的這些力量只是-- 我本來想給你提供一些課程，因為我教了很多肢體喜劇。

I teach physical comedy, I was going to say, no, you won't even have to go through the levels, you know, you can just like, but you're the master now.

我是教肢體喜劇的，我想說的是，不，你甚至都不用經過層層選拔，你知道，你可以直接喜歡，但你現在是大師了。

No one wants to talk about me.  I've asked, no one wants to.

沒有人願意談論我。  我問過，沒人願意說。

This is a big movie you're out promoting.

Well, there's water spilt all over the place.

Yes, when you-  Hey, that's not, you don't know where that table's been yet.

是的，當你... 嘿，那不是，你還不知道那張桌子在哪裡呢。

Big movie out there, fun with Nick and Jane, but the title doesn't explain it.

大電影，尼克和簡的樂趣，但片名無法解釋。

So you probably want to explain this movie to people.

所以，你可能想向人們解釋這部電影。

It's about a professor of theology who's called to the scene of a murder in the Louvre.

故事講述的是一位神學教授被叫到盧浮宮的謀殺案現場。

And he finds a code in the Bible that will bring the religious establishment to its knees.

他在《聖經》中發現了一個能讓宗教機構屈服的密碼。

Oh no, no, wait, no, no, no, that's not it.

哦，不，不，等等，不，不，不，不是這樣的。

No, that's the- No, that's right, that's right.

不，那是--不，那是對的，那是對的。

Dick and Jane is, that's Da Vinci code, right?

迪克和簡是達文西密碼，對嗎？

Sounds like it's going to be a good movie.

But, no, Dick and Jane is about a suburban couple, very, very fetching, very fetching suburban couple.

但是，不，《迪克和簡》講的是一對郊區夫婦的故事，非常、非常迷人、非常迷人的郊區夫婦。

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