Name: 最糟糕的約會被拒故事 (Worst Date Rejection Story)
Uploaded: 2025-07-25T18:55:21.000Z
Duration: 9 min 11 s

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This is Zach and Ella talking rejection, take one.

這是扎克和艾拉在談拒絕的問題，第一條。

未來簡單式

We're gonna talk about some times that we have gotten rejected romantically.

我們要談談我們在戀愛中被拒絕的一些經歷。

Do you have any really good, juicy stories?

你有什麼非常精彩、多汁的故事嗎？

The key to being a baller, if that's a thing, is not being fazed by rejection.

如果說 "球星 "也是一種東西的話，那麼成為 "球星 "的關鍵就在於不被拒絕。

I actually really admire people who I see being rejected and being like, whatever, I know my value.

事實上，我真的很佩服那些看到自己被拒絕，還能說 "不管怎樣，我知道自己的價值 "的人。

But I'm gonna bring you all the way back to high school, senior year of high school.

但我要把你帶回到高中時代，高三那年。

Give me a male's name, he'll come into play later.

給我一個男性的名字，他以後會發揮作用。

So, it was prom and little Zach did not have a prom date.

畢業舞會到了，小扎克卻沒有舞伴。

I wish you could animate this and have me walking up.

我希望你能把這個做成動畫，讓我走上去。

如果你沒看到，我可能會這麼做。

我太懶了，沒有把它做成動畫。

She was really cool, but she wasn't in the cool girl group.

她真的很酷，但她不屬於酷女孩團體。

So, Ellen was not in a squad and as such, as everyone else was getting prom dates, you know, the popular boys or the popular girls,

所以，艾倫並沒有參加一個小隊，是以，其他人都在找舞會舞伴，你知道，受歡迎的男孩或受歡迎的女孩、

And this is two weeks into people asking.

而這已經是兩週前人們提出的要求了。

If you like somebody, don't just like pine after them and from afar, like you actually have to fucking talk to them.

如果你喜歡一個人，不要只是遠遠地追著他，而是要跟他好好談談。

That mistake took me so long in life to figure out of like, oh, people are not just like this object of desire that you can like imagine what they're like.

這個錯誤讓我在生活中花了很長時間才想明白，人並不只是你可以想象的慾望對象。

Anyway, this was before promposals were a big thing.

總之，那時候求婚還不是什麼大事。

So I was just like, I'm gonna do something cute.

所以我就想，我要做點可愛的事。

So I wrote out on these note cards, like flashcards, because I think we were maybe in a study class together.

所以我就在這些卡片上寫下來，就像閃存卡一樣，因為我覺得我們可能是在一起上自習課。

And so I wrote out a message like, hey, I think you're pretty cool.

於是我寫了一條資訊："嘿，我覺得你很酷。

Like I like had like a message and then like it ended with like, will you go to prom with me?

就像我收到了一條資訊，然後以 "你願意和我一起去舞會嗎？"結束。

You know, I was too chicken shit to hand them to her.

你知道，我當時太膽小了，沒敢遞給她。

So I see her in the hall and I just go, as she's walking out, I like, I'm like,

所以我看到她在大廳裡 我就走了 當她走出去的時候 我想 我想

艾倫，艾倫，艾倫，艾倫，艾倫

我說，嘿，艾倫，你放下這個。

And I just stood there and I didn't know what to do.

我就站在那裡，不知道該怎麼辦。

I didn't know what I wanted to be like, no, no, no.

我不知道自己想成為什麼樣的人，不，不，不。

And I actually, I remember it sat there for 10 minutes.

實際上，我記得它在那裡坐了 10 分鐘。

And she was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

So we go to prom, we're going to prom together.

所以我們去舞會，我們一起去舞會。

So in the, in like the month and a half, leading up to prom, we start hanging out a little bit.

所以在舞會前的一個半月裡 我們開始一起出去玩

And I'm like, holy shit, I'm going to date this girl.

我就想，我靠，我要和這個女孩約會。

We're going to like totally like start dating before college.

我們要在上大學前就開始約會。

我不會以處子之身上大學了，萬幸。

So spoiler alert, went to college a virgin.

所以劇透一下，我上大學時還是個處男。

So we start becoming friends, but like I'm definitely given a romantic signal.

所以我們開始成為朋友，但就像我肯定會得到一個浪漫的信號一樣。

And if I could go back and watch the tape,

I would pick up pretty quickly that she wasn't given one back.

我很快就會發現，她沒有拿回一個。

As an adult, I can be like, yo, you should respect that.

作為一個成年人，我可以說，喲，你應該尊重這一點。

As a, as a high schooler, I was, I just, I didn't see it.

作為一個高中生，我，我只是，我沒有看到它。

In my town, we had a prom, but the real party was the after prom.

在我的家鄉，我們有畢業舞會，但真正的派對是畢業舞會之後。

Yeah, the after party I feel like is always the spot.

是啊，我覺得餘興派對總是最精彩的。

So, you know, we leave prom, we go, no one drank cause that's illegal.

所以，你知道，我們離開舞會，我們走了，沒有人喝酒，因為那是違法的。

And then we got into a limo that we rented.

然後我們上了租來的豪華轎車。

Me and Ellen are dancing and I was never comfortable with grinding, especially in high school.

我和艾倫在跳舞，我從來都不喜歡磨蹭，尤其是在高中的時候。

Like, why am I like, get your little dicks away from those girls.

就像，為什麼我喜歡，讓你的小雞雞 遠離那些女孩。

So at one point I leave, I think to get a water.

於是我離開了，我想是去拿水。

You may, you may remember our friend, Tim.

你可能還記得我們的朋友蒂姆。

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