Name: 惠特洛克的熱氣球與史蒂夫-布西密 (Whitlock's Hot Air Balloons with Steve Buscemi)
Uploaded: 2025-07-24T17:20:45.000Z
Duration: 6 min 26 s

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Lewis Cato and the Late Show Band.

歡迎回來 女士們先生們 為劉易斯・卡託和晚間秀樂隊鼓掌

朋友們，今晚，今晚，我太激動了。

We have the great Steve Buscemi will be here.

我們請到了偉大的史蒂夫-布西密（Steve Buscemi）。

And a wonderful young actress from The Bear, Molly Gordon, will be joining us this evening.

今晚，來自《熊》的年輕演員莫莉-戈登也將加入我們。

Folks, airplane travel has been experiencing some turbulence lately.

各位，最近飛機旅行經歷了一些動盪。

Take this past weekend when a flight to North Dakota had to abort its landing to avoid midair collision with a B-52 bomber that was conducting a flyover at the state fair.

就拿上週末來說，一架飛往北達科他州的班機不得不放棄降落，以避免與一架正在州集市上進行飛越的 B-52 轟炸機在空中相撞。

Fitting that it was at the state fair because when that B-52 roared by, everyone on the plane dropped a corn dog in their pants.

因為當 B-52 轟鳴著飛過時，飛機上的每個人褲子裡都掉了一隻玉米熱狗。

Scary stories like this are no surprise these days because right now, air traffic control is severely understaffed.

如今，這樣的恐怖故事不足為奇，因為現在空中交通管制人手嚴重不足。

And using such outdated equipment that a lot of the technology dates back to World War II.

而且使用的是如此過時的設備，很多技術都可以追溯到二戰時期。

The airports are also total chaos with travelers facing long lines and flight delays, which are only getting worse because as of last month, the TSA will now require all flyers to show a real ID.

從上個月開始，運輸安全管理局（TSA）將要求所有乘客出示真實的身份證件，這隻會讓情況變得更糟。

Which, if you don't know, is just like a regular ID, but it shows your actual weight.

如果你不知道，它就像普通的身份證一樣，但會顯示你的實際體重。

Between air traffic control issues, between air traffic control issues, crumbling infrastructure and staffing shortages, airlines are bracing for the summer of hell.

在空中交通管制問題、基礎設施崩潰和人員短缺之間，航空公司正準備迎接地獄之夏。

By the way, by the way, by the way, it turns out Spirit Airlines apparently also lost over $40 million last year.

對了，對了，對了，原來精神航空公司去年顯然也虧損了 4000 多萬美元。

So with that in mind, Spirit, I know I've made a lot of jokes about you over the years, and I just want to say that I meant all of them.

有鑑於此，精神，我知道這些年來我開了很多關於你的玩笑，我只想說，我說的都是真心話。

So, with summer travel, with summer travel season upon us, a lot of people might be looking for alternatives to traditional airlines, which means it's time once again for a visit from our favorite sponsor.

是以，隨著夏季旅遊旺季的到來，很多人可能都在尋找傳統航空公司以外的選擇，這意味著又到了我們最喜愛的贊助商來訪的時候了。

Then why not try Whitlock's Hot Air Balloon?

那為什麼不試試惠特洛克熱氣球呢？

Right now, air traffic control is out of control.

現在，空中交通管制已經失控。

There are no computer screens and beep boops up here to worry about.

這裡沒有電腦屏幕和 "嘟嘟 "聲，不用擔心。

And if we need to communicate with other balloons, we just write a note on one of the seagulls.

如果我們需要與其他氣球聯繫，只需在其中一隻海鷗身上寫下字條。

In the sky, you can be ever who you want to be.

在天空中，你可以成為任何你想成為的人。

I'm Amber Flintlock. 26-year-old Pilates instructor from Toledo, Ohio.

我是 Amber Flintlock。26 歲，來自俄亥俄州托萊多市的普拉提教練。

Staffing shortages haven't affected our industry because we're the entire staff.

人員短缺並沒有影響到我們的行業，因為我們是全體員工。

I'm the pilot, the CEO, and the airport Cinnabon.

我是飛行員，是首席執行官，也是機場的肉桂蛋糕店。

And there are no long wait times or canceled flights up here.

這裡沒有漫長的等待時間，也沒有取消的班機。

And let me tell you, some nights she gets all up in your...

讓我告訴你，有些晚上她會在你...

We love hot air travel so much, we live up here.

我們非常喜歡熱氣旅行，就住在這裡。

I mean, who wants to be on the ground where you have to talk to strangers and you can't throw your waist over the edge of the basket?

我的意思是，誰願意躺在地上，既要和陌生人說話，又不能把腰甩到籃筐邊緣？

Why don't you go to your room to cool off?

Hot air balloons will take you anywhere you want to go.

熱氣球可以帶你去任何你想去的地方。

And sometimes a little further if the wind is strong.

如果風大，有時還能再遠一點。

請撥打我們的電話 1555 HOT BALL。

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