Name: 愛潑斯坦是美國共和黨的真正問題 | 特朗普令人毛骨悚然的過去 | 指責奧巴馬 (Epstein Is A Real Problem For The GOP | Trump's Creepy Past | Blaming Obama)
Uploaded: 2025-07-23T17:06:28.000Z
Duration: 11 min 22 s

It's a great day to be me, because I am not Donald Trump.

今天是做我的好日子，因為我不是唐納德-特朗普。

First of all, the Jeffrey Epstein scandal just won't kill itself, and we might have a hint why Trump hasn't been that eager to release those files, because according to Senator Dick Durbin, back in March, 1,000 FBI agents were put on 24-hour shifts to review approximately 100,000 Epstein-related records and instructed to flag any documents that mentioned Donald Trump.

首先，傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦（Jeffrey Epstein）的醜聞不會自行了結，我們或許可以從中看出特朗普為何沒有那麼急於公佈這些文件，因為據參議員迪克-德賓（Dick Durbin）稱，早在今年 3 月，聯邦調查局就安排了 1000 名探員 24 小時輪班審查約 10 萬份與愛潑斯坦有關的記錄，並訓示他們標記任何提及唐納德-特朗普的文件。

That is a suspiciously Herculean effort, okay?

這是一種令人懷疑的艱苦努力，好嗎？

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't hide who dumpedy humped with his friend.

所有國王的馬和國王的人都無法掩蓋誰是甩甩和他的朋友駝在一起的人。

Even MAGA is demanding answers. 11 congressional Republicans have said they will join Democrats to vote to release the Epstein files.

就連 MAGA 也在要求答案。11 名國會共和黨人表示，他們將與民主黨人一起投票決定公開愛潑斯坦的檔案。

So, in response, today, Speaker Mike Johnson shut down the House until September to block a vote on the Epstein files.

是以，作為迴應，今天議長邁克-約翰遜將眾議院關閉至九月，以阻止對愛潑斯坦檔案的投票。

It's a common parliamentary maneuver known as... -...blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. ---blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

這是一種常見的議會手段，被稱為...--巴拉巴拉巴拉巴拉 --巴拉巴拉巴拉巴拉--胡說八道 --胡說八道

You cannot blame Trump and his allies for being scared here, because the more we know about Trump's relationship with Epstein, the more we wish we didn't.

這不能怪特朗普及其盟友害怕，因為我們對特朗普與愛潑斯坦的關係瞭解得越多，就越希望我們不知道。

According to court records, Trump flew on Epstein's plane at least seven times.

根據法庭記錄，特朗普至少七次乘坐愛潑斯坦的飛機。

Now, that doesn't mean he did anything illegal, but it's not a great look when you fly on the pedophiles' plane enough times to earn diamond pervert status.

現在，這並不意味著他做了什麼違法的事，但當你乘坐戀童癖飛機的次數多到足以讓你獲得鑽石級變態的地位時，這可不是什麼光彩的事。

Some of his allies are actually defending those trips.

他的一些盟友實際上是在為這些旅行辯護。

Take Tennessee Representative and cover star of Tell Your Mom I'm Doing Great magazine, Tim Burchett.

以田納西州代表、《告訴媽媽，我過得很好》雜誌封面明星蒂姆-伯切特為例。

Burchett went on not one but two Sunday shows to say this on Sunday.

伯切特在週日的節目中不止一次，而是兩次這樣說。

You've got innocent people on those flight logs that flew.

President Trump has admitted he flew on those flights, and dozens of other Americans, I'm sure, rode.

特朗普總統承認他乘坐了這些班機，我相信還有其他幾十名美國人也乘坐了這些班機。

I would give everybody a caveat, or that's a big word, but a warning that just because somebody flew on a plane doesn't mean they're a dadgum pedophile.

我會給每個人一個警告，或者說這是一個很大的詞，但是一個警告，僅僅因為某人坐過飛機，並不意味著他是一個戀童癖。

But you can't folksy your way out of this one.

但是，你不可能從民俗中擺脫出來。

Your Honor, my client is not responsible for all those doggone corpses they found covered in all that gosh-darn gobbledy-gook.

法官大人，我的委託人對他們發現的那些 渾身都是胡言亂語的該死的屍體沒有責任

He just picked up the dadgum ax, headed to the nursing home, and chopped up the whole kit and caboodle.

他拿起斧頭，走向療養院，把所有的東西都砍了。

Burchett, Burchett kept, kept, kept folksing.

伯切特，伯切特不停地，不停地，不停地叫著鄉親們。

I know a lot of wealthy people, Jake, and they fly on these dadgum planes, private planes.

我認識很多有錢人 傑克 他們坐的都是私人飛機

If one's broke down, they say, hey, I got a seat on this guy's plane.

如果有人拋錨了，他們就會說，嘿，我在這傢伙的飛機上有個座位。

Can you... you want to ride with us to New York?

你......你想和我們一起去紐約嗎？

Okay, that's an argument that will surely resonate with the average American.

好吧，這種說法肯定會引起普通美國人的共鳴。

The only thing worse than flying with a pedophile is sitting in coach.

唯一比與戀童癖同機更糟的是坐在經濟艙。

此外，現在還有很多其他東西。

Plus, now a lot of other stuff from Trump's creepy past is resurfacing.

此外，現在特朗普令人毛骨悚然的過去中的許多其他內容也重新浮出水面。

Like this clip of Trump on The Howard Stern Show back in 2006.

比如這段 2006 年特朗普在《霍華德-斯特恩秀》（The Howard Stern Show）上的表演。

Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?

你覺得你現在能和 24 歲的年輕人上床嗎？

Yeah, do you have an age limit, or would you...

是的，你有年齡限制嗎，或者你...

如果我......不，不，我沒有年齡......

Copper bracket, yeah. ...with, you know, 12-year-olds.

銅括號，是的。 ......與，你知道，12歲的孩子。

That's one of those questions where you don't want to leave any ambiguity.

這是一個你不想留下任何歧義的問題。

那麼，你會和動物發生性關係嗎？

That appearance on Stern is just a small taste of his long public history of pervitude.

在斯特恩節目中的露面只是他長期公開的變態行為的一小部分。

And it all makes it so hard to accept Donald Trump's Epstein denials.

這一切讓人很難接受唐納德-特朗普對愛潑斯坦的否認。

I mean, it would be easier to accept Sir Mix-a-Lot releasing, I Never Visited Big Butt Island.

我的意思是，Mix-a-Lot 爵士發行《我從未去過大屁股島》會更容易被接受。

Of course, whenever Trump is backed into a corner, he needs to change the subject and throw red meat to the carnivorous base.

當然，每當特朗普被逼到牆角時，他就需要轉移話題，向肉慾旺盛的基層民眾拋出紅燒肉。

And their favorite cut is filet of Obama.

他們最喜歡的切法是奧巴馬魚片。

Here's Trump earlier today being asked about the ongoing Epstein scandal.

這是特朗普今天早些時候被問及正在進行的愛潑斯坦醜聞。

It's, uh, it's, uh, sort of a witch hunt.

這是，呃，這是，呃，一種獵巫行動。

The witch hunt that you should be talking about is they caught President Obama absolutely cold.

你們應該談論的 "獵巫行動 "是他們抓住了奧巴馬總統的把柄。

This is, like, proof, irrefutable proof, that Obama was sedatious.

這就是證據，無可辯駁的證據，證明奧巴馬是個沉不住氣的人。

I mean, it takes extraordinary confidence to call a former president sedatious, because that is not a word.

我的意思是，稱一位前總統 "沉穩 "需要非凡的自信，因為這不是一個詞。

He would... he would sedate everyone around him with those... with those long pauses of his, and then, boom, he and Michelle would come in and steal the election with a series of thoughtful Netflix documentaries.

他會......他會用那些......用他那些冗長的停頓來鎮住他身邊的每一個人，然後，"砰 "的一聲，他和米歇爾就會進來，用一系列有思想的Netflix紀錄片偷走選舉。

Trump has been pushing this Obama thing for a few days now, and it's just as awful as you expect.

幾天來，特朗普一直在推動奧巴馬的事情，其糟糕程度不出所料。