Name: 一首酷玩樂隊的歌曲可能會讓史蒂芬的聽眾開心起來（Weird Al Yankovic 和 Lin-Manuel Miranda演唱） (A Coldplay Song Might Cheer Up Stephen's Audience (feat. Weird Al Yankovic And Lin-Manuel Miranda))
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T17:24:54.000Z
Duration: 7 min 56 s

祈使句型

So wonderful to be with you guys here tonight.

今晚能和你們在一起真是太好了。

能與你永遠在一起真是太好了。

Folks, in just a few moments, you know, we got coming up here in just a little bit.

朋友們，再過一會兒，我們就要上臺了。

We got a couple of amazing guests tonight.

Dave Franco will be out here putting the movie together.

戴夫-弗蘭科會在這裡籌備這部電影

And before that, the one, the only, the marvelous Sandra Oh will be out here.

在此之前，獨一無二的吳珊卓也會出現在這裡。

It's great to be with all of you tonight.

And I just want to take a minute to, again, thank everybody for the outpouring of support these last few days.

我只想用一分鐘的時間，再次感謝大家在過去幾天裡的大力支持。

As I said before, I've gotten more texts and emails than I can possibly count.

正如我之前所說，我收到的簡訊和電子郵件多得數不清。

And if I haven't responded to yours yet, it's only because I don't like you.

如果我還沒有回覆你，那只是因為我不喜歡你。

And the thing is, I don't generally read articles about myself for the last couple of decades.

問題是，在過去幾十年裡，我一般不讀關於自己的文章。

But I've been told by my wife, Evie, there's been tons of articles in social media posts out there too.

但我的妻子埃維告訴我，社交媒體上也有大量的文章。

Evidently, for a brief moment, the Google search Stephen Colbert, why fired, overtook Stephen Colbert, out there, what wrong with his ears?

顯然，有那麼一瞬間，谷歌搜索 "斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，為什麼被解僱 "超過了 "斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，他的耳朵怎麼了？

One thing I got from the things that I did see is that a lot of people out there are bummed about the show ending, which is understandable.

從我所看到的內容中，我發現很多人對該劇的結局感到遺憾，這是可以理解的。

But some people see the show going away as a sign of something truly dire.

但也有人認為，該節目的消失預示著真正可怕的事情即將發生。

And while I am a big fan of me, I don't necessarily agree with that statement.

雖然我是我的忠實粉絲，但我並不一定同意這種說法。

Because we here at The Late Show never saw our job as changing anything other than how you felt at the end of the day.

因為我們 "深夜秀 "從不認為我們的工作能改變什麼，而只是改變你一天結束時的感受。

我認為這是一個值得追求的目標。

Or rather, changing how you felt the next morning when you watched on your phone.

或者說，改變你第二天早上用手機觀看時的感受。

這就是廣播電視正在消亡的原因。

Which is probably the camera on your phone.

Point is, I don't want this show to be associated with making you sad or anxious.

重點是，我不希望這個節目讓你感到悲傷或焦慮。

But since I'm the guy who's going away next year, I'm thinking maybe I'm not the guy to cheer you up.

但因為我是明年要離開的人，所以我想也許我不是讓你開心的人。

So instead of me talking, here with the song to cheer you up are two musical greats, world renowned for bringing people laughter and joy.

是以，與其讓我說，不如讓兩位以給人們帶來歡笑和喜悅而聞名於世的音樂大師來為大家獻上這首振奮人心的歌曲。

Please welcome Weird Al Yankovic and normal Lin-Manuel Miranda.

有請怪人艾爾-揚科維奇（Weird Al Yankovic）和普通人林-曼努埃爾-米蘭達（Lin-Manuel Miranda）。

當然可以。  是的，我的朋友。

I got to say, fellas, thanks so much for being here.

我得說，夥計們，非常感謝你們能來這裡。

Thanks for being here to cheer the people up.

謝謝你在這裡為大家加油打氣。

Listen, I'm sure we're all eager to know what song you guys are going to do.

聽著，我相信大家都很想知道你們要唱什麼歌。

好吧，我們來點酷玩樂隊的歌。

No, I can't think of anything funnier than Coldplay.

不，我想不出還有什麼比酷玩樂隊更有趣的了。

This isn't about us, this is about the audience.

這不是我們的問題，而是觀眾的問題。

Jim, can we get some shots of these people having a great time?

吉姆，我們能拍到這些人玩得開心的照片嗎？

I'm a fan.             That was when I ruled the world.

我是你的粉絲             那是我統治世界的時候。

一首酷玩樂隊的歌曲可能會讓史蒂芬的聽眾開心起來（Weird Al Yankovic 和 Lin-Manuel Miranda演唱） (A Coldplay Song Might Cheer Up Stephen's Audience (feat. Weird Al Yankovic And Lin-Manuel Miranda))

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