Name: 艾比和魯弗斯 (Abby & Rufus)
Uploaded: 2025-06-17T16:29:46.000Z
Duration: 9 min 37 s

哦，對不起，我真是笨手笨腳。

I thought the drinks were included on the wine tour.

Greetings and welcome to the La Hoof Estate, Northern California's most premier biodynamic vineyard.

歡迎來到北加州最頂級的生物動力葡萄園 La Hoof Estate。

Did you remember to shut the garage door?

Ishmael, that's another thing to say on a first date, don't you think?

伊斯梅爾，第一次約會就說這種話，你不覺得嗎？

Wine and Spirits Magazine recently recognized our coveted organic wines.

葡萄酒與烈酒》雜誌最近表彰了我們令人垂涎的有機葡萄酒。

I'm sorry, Abby, but I don't want to deal with those goddamn raccoons getting into the trash cans again.

對不起，艾比，我可不想再讓那些該死的浣熊鑽進垃圾桶了。

Drowning those no-good sons of bitches is not a carnival.

淹死這些狗孃養的不是狂歡節。

You can quite literally taste Claire's hands.

你真的可以嚐到克萊爾的手的味道。

克萊爾是我們的主要葡萄採摘工。

Now, if everyone will follow me, we will continue on on our wine-tasting adventure.

現在，請大家跟我來，我們將繼續我們的品酒之旅。

Please gently carry your four-ounce tasting glasses by its stem, and careful, for they are your savor vessels.

請輕拿輕放您的四盎司品酒杯，小心翼翼，因為它們是您品嚐美味的容器。

只需品嚐一下不活躍的火山土壤。

那麼，以實瑪利，沒有以實瑪利夫人嗎？

Oh, no, I've been a bachelor practically my whole life.

哦，不，我幾乎一輩子都是單身漢。

我的第一任丈夫在戰爭期間去世了。

I'd like to take this moment to gently mirror your affection.

藉此機會，我想輕輕地向你表達我的愛意。

Sometimes we have a hard time keeping our hands off each other in public.

有時，我們很難在公共場合不碰對方。

Hi, I'm Monica, and this is my life partner.

你好，我是莫妮卡，這是我的生活伴侶。

Well, I'm Rhiannon, and this here's Ishmael.

We actually just met, but I feel such a closeness.

其實我們才剛認識，但我覺得很親近。

This 2012 Pinot Blanc was partially aged in French oak for a richer mouthfeel.

這款 2012 年的白皮諾部分在法國橡木桶中陳釀，口感更為豐富。

The gravitation I feel between you two is palpable.

我在你們之間感受到的吸引力是顯而易見的。

All right, everyone, take another sip of this magnificent wine.

好了，大家再喝一口這美酒吧。

The great thing about wine tasting is that it's subjective.

品酒的最大好處在於它的主觀性。

我嚐到了溼石頭和金銀花的味道。

It is so empowering being able to experience your love story.

能夠親身經歷你們的愛情故事，是一件多麼有力量的事情。

You know how it pleases me to hear the anecdotes of us?

你知道聽到我們的軼事讓我有多高興嗎？

I was on the rooftop of my Brooklyn flat, tending to my heirloom tomatoes when I heard a knock at the door.

我正在布魯克林公寓的屋頂上照料我的傳家寶西紅柿，突然聽到有人敲門。

Monica was a recycled materials bike saleswoman.

莫妮卡是一名回收材料自行車銷售員。

You know, cardboard boxes, plastic bottles.

He had never ridden a bicycle in his life, but he bought two on the spot because he didn't want me to leave his doorstep.

他一輩子都沒騎過自行車，卻當場買了兩輛，因為他不想讓我離開他家門口。

And then we took an impromptu trip to Paris the next week.

第二週，我們臨時決定去巴黎旅行。

從那以後，我們就一直在床上。

So you two have only known each other, what, three years?

I suppose, if that's how you measure time.

我想，如果你是這樣衡量時間的話。

That's pretty much how everyone measures time.

這幾乎是每個人衡量時間的方式。

年，一個多麼有侷限性的詞語。

這是我們的歌海娜桃紅葡萄酒。

Fermented in stainless steel, aged in neutral oak.

在不鏽鋼中發酵，在中性橡木桶中陳釀。

This particular vintage is special to me.

If you weren't wearing the trench coat, you might not be so overheated.

如果你沒穿風衣，可能就不會這麼熱了。

It's what's under the trench coat that I thought you would be interested in.

我想你們會感興趣的是風衣下面的東西。

It's just, I haven't found an organic seguin to take in it off.

只是，我還沒有找到一個有機的 Seguin 可以把它摘下來。

What's with the 1950s war widow thing, by the way?

對了，1950 年代的戰爭寡婦是怎麼回事？

對不起，我怎麼了，伊實瑪爾？

This summer I was taking my sommelier level two course.

今年夏天，我正在學習侍酒師二級課程。

This wig is going to give me a heat stroke.

If I take it off, then I'm no longer Rhiannon.

如果我把它摘下來，我就不再是蕾安娜了。

I can feel their sexual vibrancy pulsating through me.

我能感受到他們的性活力在我體內湧動。

Dr. Guttawitz said that you would act like we don't have a problem.

古塔維茨博士說，你會表現得好像我們沒有問題一樣。

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