Name: 特朗普煽動軍隊為 MAGA 瘋狂，並計劃耗資 4500 萬美元舉行閱兵式 | 每日秀 (Trump Whips Up Troops Into a MAGA Frenzy & Plans $45 Million Military Parade | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-06-13T03:42:01.000Z
Duration: 8 min 38 s

Let's kick things off with meme coin entrepreneur Donald Trump, who also moonlights as president of the United States. Yesterday he went to Fort Bragg to give a speech to his favorite men in uniform who aren't in the village people.

讓我們先從兼任美國總統的紀念幣企業家唐納德-特朗普（Donald Trump）開始。昨天，他前往布拉格堡，向他最愛的那些不在村裡的軍人們發表了演講。

He was there to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the Army, so of course he ended up discussing Joe Biden.

他在那裡是為了紀念建軍 250 週年，所以他當然最後討論了喬-拜登。

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We had a grossly, grossly unfit president. And by the way, I've known this guy for a long time. He was never the sharpest bulb.

我們有個非常非常不稱職的總統順便說一句，我認識這傢伙很久了。他從來都不是最聰明的人

See, see, most people would have gone with brightest bulb or sharpest tool, but

瞧，瞧，大多數人都會選擇最亮的燈泡或最鋒利的工具，但是

Donald Trump took half of both and smooshed them together. That is what makes him the cream of the litter.

唐納德-特朗普從兩者中各取一半，並將其揉合在一起。這就是他成為精英的原因。

But again, Trump wasn't there to talk about Joe Biden. He was there to talk about America's proud military history, and that went great too.

但是，特朗普又不是來談論喬-拜登的。他在那裡談論的是美國引以為豪的軍事歷史，這一點也很成功。

Recently, other countries celebrated the victory of World War I. France was celebrating, really. They were all celebrating. The only one that doesn't celebrate is the USA, and we're the ones that won the war. Without us, you'd all be speaking German right now. Maybe a little Japanese thrown in.

最近，其他國家都在慶祝第一次世界大戰的勝利。他們都在慶祝。唯一不慶祝的是美國 我們才是戰爭的贏家沒有我們，你們現在說的都是德語也許還會夾雜一點日語

Okay, I know what you're thinking. Why would we be speaking Japanese when they were on our side in World War I? Well, I think it's because he said World War I, but what he meant was lightbulb. But just for the record, I'd love to speak

好吧，我知道你在想什麼。他們在第一次世界大戰中站在我們這邊，我們為什麼要說日語？我想是因為他說的是第一次世界大戰 但他的意思是燈泡不過，我想說的是

German and a little Japanese, because that would help me understand like 95% of the porn I watch. Does anyone know what eine kleine megachode means? I don't, but I like it. But what got the most attention wasn't what Donald Trump said, but how much the troops enjoyed it. President Trump's rally-style speech yesterday at Fort Bragg in North Carolina. He had active-duty troops booing the media, booing his political opponents. You think this crowd would have showed up for Biden? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm the fake news. Ladies and gentlemen, look at him. Look at him all. What I have to put up with. Fake news. What I have to put up with in Los Angeles, the governor of

德語和一點日語，因為這有助於我理解我所看的 95% 的色情片。有人知道 eine kleine megachode 是什麼意思嗎？我不知道，但我喜歡。但最受關注的不是唐納德-特朗普說了什麼，而是部隊有多喜歡他的演講。特朗普總統昨天在北卡羅來納州布拉格堡發表了集會式演講。他讓現役軍人噓媒體、噓政敵。你認為這群人會為拜登捧場嗎？我不這麼認為。我不這麼認為我不這麼認為我是假新聞女士們先生們 看看他看看他我得忍受什麼假新聞我在洛杉磯要忍受什麼？

Those boos are very upsetting, and not just because they remind me of my fifth grade talent show. And looking back, I probably shouldn't have performed the entirety of Eddie Murphy's Raw.

這些噓聲讓我非常難過，不僅僅是因為它們讓我想起了五年級的才藝表演。現在回想起來，我也許不應該完整地表演埃迪-墨菲的《Raw》。

I gotta say, I gotta say, this is not a good look for the military. The military is supposed to be a political... I'm sorry. Oh, I gotta say, I gotta say, this is not a good look for the military. The military is supposed to be a political. They don't serve Democrats or Republicans. They protect all of us, even Jill Stein voters for some reason. But maybe the reason these troops seem so MAGA is because the non-Trumpers didn't want to be there. According to military.com, memos from Fort

我得說，我得說，這對軍隊來說可不是什麼好事。軍隊應該是一個政治...對不起哦，我得說，我得說，這對軍隊來說可不是什麼好事。軍隊應該是政治性的他們不為民主黨或共和黨服務他們保護我們所有人 即使是吉爾・斯坦恩的選民 出於某種原因但也許這些軍隊之所以看起來如此 MAGA，是因為非特朗普黨人並不想去那裡。據軍事網站（military.com）報道，來自 Fort

Bragg reveal a tightly orchestrated effort to curate the optics of Trump's recent visit, including hand-picking soldiers for the audience based on political leanings. Other rules for troops appearing on camera included no fat soldiers. Wow, that really sums up the two principles of Donald Trump, doesn't it? Number one, total loyalty. Number two, no fatties. Keep in mind that before Trump turned the military into his own personal MAGA cheer squad, he started the week by sending Marines into America's most bangable city. And this is all just the warm-up before the main event this weekend. President Trump's highly anticipated military parade kicks off this Saturday. The parade marks the Army's 250th anniversary. Oh my god, give these troops a break already. They have to sit through your show, they have to invade Los Angeles, and now they have to parade for you? America doesn't do military parades, so why is this one so important? The parade just so happens to also fall on President Trump's 79th birthday. Yes, there it is, there it is. The parade just so happens to be on his birthday, but that's not why he's doing it. This parade is for the Army, and the fudgy the whale cake is for the Army, but he gets to blow out the candles. So how much is the Doge president gonna spend on this Army birthday extravaganza? The total cost to taxpayers, up to 45 million dollars. The Army said it expects minimal damage to DC roads from the 70-ton tanks rolling down, but they've budgeted 16 million of your dollars to repair those roads once the parade is over. 45 million dollars and a third of that is just you ripping up the roads?

布拉格透露，特朗普最近的訪問經過了精心策劃，包括根據政治傾向為觀眾親自挑選阿兵哥。部隊出鏡的其他規則還包括不得出現胖阿兵哥。哇，這真是概括了唐納德-特朗普的兩大原則，不是嗎？第一，完全忠誠。第二，沒有胖子。請記住，在特朗普把軍隊變成他個人的 MAGA 拉拉隊之前，他在本週一開始就把海軍陸戰隊派到了美國最容易發生衝突的城市。而這一切只是本週末重頭戲之前的熱身。特朗普總統備受矚目的閱兵式將於本週六拉開帷幕。閱兵式標誌著陸軍成立250週年。天啊，讓這些軍隊休息一下吧。他們要看你的演出，要入侵洛杉磯，現在還要為你

People don't usually throw down that hard unless they're moving out the next day. Wait, is Trump moving out the next day?

除非第二天就要搬走，否則人們通常不會下那麼重的手。等等，特朗普第二天就要搬走？

But hey, at least they're budgeting for the road damage in advance, because as

不過，至少他們提前為道路損壞做了預算，因為

Donald Trump always says, a penny saved is a bird in the hand. For more on Trump's military parade slash birthday celebration, let's go live to Washington

唐納德-特朗普（Donald Trump）常說，省下一分錢，就是一隻鳥。更多關於特朗普閱兵式和生日慶祝活動的資訊，請關注華盛頓現場報道

Thank you, thank you. Desi, Desi, hi. I'm embedded here with the military parade and we're ready to go for the long haul. Wait, the long haul isn't the paraded one-day event? Yeah, that's what they always say, but you know the US military. One day in the Capitol turns into a 20-year quagmire real quick. Ronny, it's a parade.

謝謝 謝謝德西，德西，你好，我在閱兵式現場，我們已經準備好了。等等，"長期 "不是閱兵一天的活動？是的，他們總是這麼說，但你知道美國軍隊。在國會大廈的一天 很快就會變成20年的泥潭朗尼，這是閱兵式

I think they're just driving down a street while people wave at them. Oh, right, and I bet they'll be greeted as liberators too, right? When have I heard that before? Next thing you know, we're paying off tribal leaders in Georgetown and creating DC ISIS. I know my history, Desi. They're gonna spank us like Japan did in World War I.

我覺得他們只是在街上開車，人們在向他們揮手。哦，對了，我打賭他們也會被當作解放者來迎接，對吧？我什麼時候聽過這種說法？下一秒我們就會收買喬治城的部落首領 建立特區伊斯蘭國我瞭解我的歷史，德西他們會像日本在一戰中那樣打我們屁股的

So you agree the whole parade is a terrible idea? No, I love it.

所以你同意整個遊行是個糟糕的主意？不，我喜歡。

Usually only brown nations get to see American military hardware, and that's outside their window at very high speeds. It'll be nice for Americans to get courtside seats for once. I mean, there are shepherds in Yemen who can fact-check this parade. I mean, they'll be looking at the TV like, nah, they got a newer model of that drone, trust me. But Ronny, that's not a good thing. This is what dictators do, display their military strength to intimidate everyone. Okay, okay, man, this is clearly bothering you. But look, okay, this is actually a win-win for both sides.

通常只有棕色國家才能看到美國的軍事裝備，而且還是在窗外高速飛行。這一次，美國人能坐在球場邊上就不錯了。我的意思是，葉門的牧羊人可以對這次閱兵進行事實核查。我是說，他們會看著電視說 不，他們有更新型號的無人機，相信我但是朗尼，這可不是什麼好事。獨裁者就是這麼幹的 展示軍事實力來恐嚇大家好吧，好吧，夥計 這顯然讓你很困擾但聽著，這對雙方來說是雙贏的

MAGA gets a cool parade, and for the liberals, having the whole military and all our weapons in one place means the rest of America is unguarded, which gives a saner nation the chance to come in and take over.

對自由派來說，把整個軍隊和所有武器集中在一個地方意味著美國其他地方無人看守，這就給了一個更理智的國家進來接管的機會。

Wait, hold on, sorry, I gotta just make a call real quick here. Hey, Canada, hey, what are you doing Saturday?

等等，抱歉，我得趕緊打個電話嘿，加拿大，嘿，你週六幹什麼？

How would you like America to be your 51st state?

你希望美國成為你的第 51 個州嗎？