Name: 如果不同種類的咖啡有個性的話.... (If Coffee Had Personality)
Uploaded: 2025-06-07T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 2 min 45 s

情態副詞

What are you talking about, there's only one way to drink coffee.

你說什麼呢？喝咖啡只有一種方法。

Your body needs a little bit of caffeine.

Not another vitamin that doesn't wake you up, the blue pills doesn't work, Red Bull doesn't work.

而不是另一種不能喚醒你的維生素，藍色藥丸不起作用，Red Bull 不起作用。

Energy blowing steam like the player, I mean what, what, what, what.

我的意思是什麼、什麼、什麼、什麼。

I go straight in your vein, direct to the brain, I'm all for the gain, removing the pain.

我直接進入你的血管，直達大腦，我只為收益，去除痛苦。

Your head is a mess so everybody says so they call me espresso.

你的腦袋一團糟，大家都這麼說，所以他們叫我 espresso。

You gotta slow down a little bit, brother. You are all over the place.

你得慢下來，兄弟，你太激動了。

Listen, we both have the same amount of caffeine, but you don't need to be snapping like that.

聽著，我們的咖啡因攝入量是一樣的，但你沒必要這麼激動。

And why not? 'Cause I have more water, you see, H2O.

為什麼不呢？因為我有更多的水，你看，H2O。

'Cause it's very important to stay hydrated.

And don't rush it. Just go your own pace, flowing.

不要急於求成，要按照自己的節奏，行雲流水。

The secret of a good coffee is not even coffee, is water.

好咖啡的祕訣甚至不是咖啡，而是水。

Oh boy, nothing is more boring than talking about water.

天哪，沒有什麼比談論水更無聊了。

It's a lot more fun if you add milk instead.

Very nutritious and very creamy and full of calcium and that fat and protein.

營養豐富，口感細膩，富含鈣、脂肪和蛋白質。

Now let's talk about the visuals, oh my god.

現在讓我們來談談視覺效果，天哪。

你喜歡這種看起來黑乎乎的液體嗎？

I kind of agree with everything the latte here said about milk being delicious and nutritious and all that good stuff.

我有點同意拿鐵所說的一切。關於牛奶的美味和營養，以及所有這些好東西。

But there's actually no need to be so big.

When good things are brief, they're twice as good.

當美好的事物變得短暫，它們就會加倍美好。

Just a shot of coffee and a little bit of milk.

I don't know why I keep coming to these events when I know in my heart, they are never going to pick me.

我不知道為什麼還要參加這些活動，因為我心裡清楚，他們永遠不會選我，

Look at all this coffee so strong and energetic.

看看這些咖啡，濃郁而充滿活力。

Oh, I couldn't feel worse for myself right now.

哦，我現在的心情真是糟透了。

Maybe someone who wanted to drink coffee at night and be able to sleep later.

也許有人想在晚上喝咖啡，然後再睡覺。

什麼樣的人會想要這樣的東西？

Okay, everyone's chances just dropped to zero. The soul of the party is here to win this thing.

好了，大家的機會都降到零了。這個派對的靈魂在這裡贏得了這場比賽。

Milk and water, you say? That's very nice for a school lunch box.

你說牛奶和水？這組會當學校的午餐真不錯。

Coffee needs something a bit more joyful.

Whiskey, sugar and cream, 'cause life is already too hard.

威士忌、糖和奶油，因為生活已經太艱難了。

You might as well put a little bit of sugar on it.

好吧，兄弟，你選我們中的哪一個？

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