Name: Pickle Rick Is Born | Rick and Morty | Max (Pickle Rick Is Born | Rick and Morty | Max)
Uploaded: 2025-06-06T03:04:01.000Z
Duration: 4 min

Are you far away or are you inside something?

你是在遠處還是在什麼東西里面？

Morty, the garage, Morty, come to the garage.

Are you invisible and you're gonna like fart on me?

你是隱形人嗎？ 你會對我放屁嗎？

What, I'm gonna touch it and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something.

怎麼，我要摸摸它，你就說是外星人的老二什麼的？

You're not gonna regret it, the payoff is huge.

你不會後悔的，回報是巨大的。

Boom, big reveal, I'm a pickle, what do you think about that?

嘣，大揭祕，我是個醃黃瓜，你怎麼看？

What, what are you just staring at me for, bro, I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.

你幹嘛盯著我看，兄弟 我把自己變成了醃黃瓜，莫迪

And, what more do you want tacked onto this?

I turned myself into a pickle and 911 was an inside job?

我把自己變成了醃黃瓜，911 是內鬼做的？

Global acts of terrorism happen every day.

全球恐怖主義行為每天都在發生。

Uh, here's something that's never happened before, I'm a pickle.

呃，這是以前從未發生過的事，我是個醃黃瓜。

Is this the first part of some kind of magic trick?

我不會魔法，莫迪，我只會科學

One takes brains, the other takes dark eyeliner.

一個需要頭腦，一個需要深色眼線。

這些事對醃黃瓜來說有點多，如果我能做的話。

All right, well, do pickles live forever or Morty?

好吧，醃黃瓜是能長生不老還是...      莫迪

Stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed, I'm a pickle.

別再挖掘隱藏的層次了，給我留下深刻印象吧，我是個醃黃瓜。

I, I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this.

我，我只是想弄明白你為什麼要這麼做。

The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't.

如果可以，任何人都會這麼做，但他們做不到，原因是他們可以，但他們做不到。

Morty, we have to get going or we're gonna be late.

莫蒂，我們得走了，不然要遲到了

就在這裡，親愛的，我是個醃黃瓜。

Why would you be Look, we're running late, we have to go.

聽著，我們要遲到了，我們得走了。

We have an appointment downtown that was set a week ago and agreed upon by everyone, including you.

我們在市中心有一個一週前定好的約會，包括你在內的所有人都同意了。

Oh my God, Beth, oh, it totally slipped my mind.

哦，我的上帝，貝絲，哦，我完全忘了。

天哪，哦，天哪，我是個醃黃瓜。

我的意思是，我不知道我能不能，哦，天哪。

Rick, did you do this on purpose to get out of family counseling?

裡克，你是故意這樣做來逃避家庭諮詢的嗎？

It's okay, Beth, I understand Morty's suspicion.

沒關係，貝絲，我理解莫迪的懷疑。

Morty, turn me so we're making eye contact.

莫蒂，把我轉過去，這樣我們就有眼神交流了

Morty, I assure you, I would never find a way to get out of family therapy.

莫蒂，我向你保證，我絕不會想辦法擺脫家庭治療。

I hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent the perception of my air quotes.

我希望我手指的缺失不會影響人們對我空中引號的理解。

Can't you just turn yourself back into a human?

Great question, Summer, the unfortunate answer is, I did this to challenge myself and it could take hours or even days before I'm able to figure out how to return to human form.

很好的問題，夏天，不幸的答案是，我這樣做是為了挑戰自己，我可能需要幾個小時甚至幾天的時間才能想出如何恢復人形。

Hey, Rick, why is there a syringe of mysterious fluid hanging directly over you?

嘿，瑞克，為什麼你頭上掛著一個裝著神祕液體的注射器？

Also, why is the string attached to it running through a pair of scissors attached to a timer, and why is the timer set to 10 minutes from now exactly when we would have left for therapy?

還有，為什麼拴在它上面的繩子穿過一把拴在計時器上的剪刀，而且計時器設定的時間是 10 分鐘，正好是我們離開去治療的時間？

Well, Morty, if you must know, the syringe is completely unrelated to this discussion and therefore does not warrant further explanation.

好吧，莫迪，如果你非要知道的話，注射器與這次討論完全無關，是以不需要進一步解釋。

Enough, kids, it's time to go, we don't want to be late.

夠了，孩子們，該走了，我們可不想遲到。

What are you doing there, Beth, what are you doing there, sweetie?

你在那裡做什麼，貝絲？ 你在那裡做什麼，親愛的？

Well, I mean, you don't want to get pierced by a needle full of liquid unrelated to your situation.

我的意思是，你不會想被一根裝滿了與你的情況無關的液體的針頭刺穿的。

Hey, hey, be careful with that, it's for something else that's really important, so don't break it.

嘿，嘿，小心點，那是用來做其他非常重要的事情的，別弄壞了。

I've seen the YouTube videos, I know cats are scared of cucumbers and pickles because they think they're snakes.

我看過 YouTube 上的視頻，我知道貓害怕黃瓜和醃黃瓜，因為它們以為那是蛇。

我是個醃黃瓜，我是個醃黃瓜。