Name: 摩登家庭》--與沙發和嬰兒在一起的莉莉 (Modern Family - Lily with the couch and babies)
Uploaded: 2025-05-25T06:23:07.000Z
Duration: 3 min 11 s

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So Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not?

拉里可以坐在沙發上，我就不行？

It's a chance for you to show some real compassion.

這是你表現出真正同情心的機會。

It's Friday night and you're doing homework.

現在是週五晚上，你正在做作業。

It's my senior year, trust me, Lily, there'll be tons of fun Friday nights in my future.

這是我的高三，相信我，莉莉，我的未來會有很多有趣的週五晚上。

With artists, dignitaries, other scientists.

與藝術家、政要和其他科學家在一起。

Hey guys, do you know where babies come from?

嘿，你們知道嬰兒從哪裡來嗎？

Lily, that's not an appropriate question.

莉莉，這不是一個恰當的問題。

那麼，你知道嬰兒是如何誕生的嗎？

And I'll tell you, but first, we're going to need a pen and a bagel.

我會告訴你的，但首先，我們需要一支筆和一個麵包圈。

Well, you're going to need to take notes and I'm hungry.

好吧，你需要做筆記，而且我餓了。

Okay, so a boy and a girl meet at a frat party and they both think each other is totally hot.

好吧，一個男孩和一個女孩在兄弟會派對上相遇，他們都覺得對方很性感。

So they pound their beers and head upstairs.

於是，他們猛灌啤酒，上樓去了。

Luke, stop, she's not hearing this from you.

盧克，別說了，她不想聽你說這些。

Well, I would say they meet through friends, and after dating for an appropriate amount of time, he takes her to a romantic French bistro.

好吧，我會說他們是通過朋友認識的，在約會了適當的時間後，他帶她去了一家浪漫的法國小酒館。

然後，如果心情好的話，也許會去。

我剛請你吃了一頓豐盛的法國大餐。

那是你的選擇，我不欠你什麼。

Your ham was on my knee the whole time, what was I supposed to think?

你的火腿一直放在我膝蓋上，我還能怎麼想？

I was expressing affection, not signing a contract.

我是在表達愛意，不是在籤合同。

No, Lily, I'm sorry, but if you have questions, you're going to have to ask your dads.

不，莉莉，我很抱歉，但如果你有問題， 你將不得不問你的爸爸。

That's why you asked if we knew where babies came from, because you wanted to tell us?

這就是為什麼你問我們是否知道嬰兒從哪裡來，因為你想告訴我們？

Yeah, you're old, you should know, but you might want to sit down for this.

是的，你老了，你應該知道，但你可能想坐下來聽這個。

You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass and the woman has to drink it, then the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed.

你只需把雞蛋和蝌蚪放在杯子裡，讓女人喝下去，然後女人和男人接吻，跳到他們的床上。

After a year, she pees and a baby comes out.

一年後，她尿尿了，一個孩子出來了。

Sorry, I snapped, she's been like this all day.

對不起，我說錯了，她一整天都這樣。

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摩登家庭》--與沙發和嬰兒在一起的莉莉 (Modern Family - Lily with the couch and babies)

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