a lot of you've requested one particular prank.

你們中的很多人都要求一個特別的惡作劇。

Dying Elliot's hair pink.

把艾略特的頭髮染成粉紅色

Recently, Elliot dyed his hair silver, as he loves his hair.

最近，埃利奧特把頭髮染成了銀色，因為他喜歡自己的頭髮。

I thought to myself, I put this extreme pink hair dye into Elliot's shampoo, giving Elliot the pink look.

我心想，我在埃利奧特的洗髮水裡放了這種極度粉紅的染髮劑，讓埃利奧特看起來粉嘟嘟的。

Sorry, bro.

對不起，兄弟。

Ah.

啊。

Ah.

啊。

Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

Get in here now.

快進來

Ah.

啊。

What is this?

這是什麼？

I'm pink.

我是粉紅色的。

Oh my god, what is wrong with you?

天哪，你到底怎麼了？

Why are you recording me when I'm in the shower?

我洗澡的時候你為什麼要錄音？

Is this for your porn channel or something?

這是你的色情頻道還是什麼？

Oh idiot.

哦，白痴。

What's wrong with you?

你怎麼了？

Do not tell me to calm down.

別叫我冷靜。

You look awful.

你看起來糟透了。

I look awful, I feel awful.

我看起來糟透了，感覺也糟透了。

I've more chance going to a gay bar in pulling, and I won't turn to Brazil, yeah, I'll turn to was Bon Jovi Giles.

我去同志酒吧的機會更大，我不會去巴西，是的，我會去邦喬維-賈爾斯。

What are you looking at?

你在看什麼？

It's Marge, Ben, she's looking at me thinking I'm someone else, it's me, Marge.

是瑪吉 本 她在看我 以為我是別人 是我 瑪吉

Just get here.

快過來

There's none in stock.

沒有庫存。

Well, what are you going to do?

那你打算怎麼辦？

In the words of Justin Bieber, Ben, my life is a mess, and everyone's watching, so let's get to the shit part.

用賈斯汀-比伯（Justin Bieber）的話說，本，我的生活一團糟，每個人都在看，所以讓我們來談談糟糕的部分吧。

I didn't choose life, life chose me.

不是我選擇了生活，而是生活選擇了我。

What did he say?

他說了什麼？

I give him 10 minutes of my time just to dye my hair back silver, and he can't even do that.

我花了 10 分鐘時間讓他把我的頭髮染成銀色，他卻連這一點都做不到。

All right, Elliot.

好吧，埃利奧特。

No, it's it's bang out of order.

不，是它出了問題。

Elliot, why are we going to Nana's, Nana was a professional hairdresser for 22 years, so I get advice.

埃利奧特，我們為什麼要去娜娜家，娜娜做了 22 年的專業美髮師，所以我可以得到建議。

I'm having a bad day as it is.

我今天過得很糟糕。

Hey, calm down.

嘿，冷靜點

So give me some blooming advice.

給我點建議吧

It looks as if you've been in a gay party.

看起來你好像參加過同志派對。

Right, I will not make you hot chocolate if you carry on, now give me advice.

好吧，如果你繼續，我就不給你做熱巧克力了，現在給我點建議吧。

Oh.

哦。

Ah.

啊。

Elliot, what are you going to do now?

艾略特，你現在打算怎麼辦？

It's going to be a DIY job.

這將是一項 DIY 工作。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Do it yourself.

自己動手

Elliot, this is stupid, no, just do it.

埃利奧特，這太愚蠢了，不，照做就是了。

I'd rather be bold than blooming pink, now just do it.

我寧願大膽一點，也不要綻放粉紅色，現在就去做吧。

What's happened to it?

它怎麼了？

It's died.

它死了