I am so cool with it. I'm not, like, a jealous girl. I'm, like, a cool, fun, like, go-with-the-flow girlfriend who has threesomes. Babe.

我對此很淡定。我不是那種愛吃醋的女孩。我是一個很酷、很有趣、隨遇而安的女朋友，她有三人行。寶貝

And besides, she's so cool, super nice, I've known her for, like, a year and a half, we met at work, and she's very good vibes and very sexy.

此外，她很酷，人也很好，我認識她大概有一年半了，我們是在工作中認識的，她的氣質很好，也很性感。

So just relax.

所以，放輕鬆。

Okay.

好的

Okay.

好的

So...

所以...

Hey, I'm, uh, I'm Matt, by the way.

對了，我叫馬特

Tiffany.

蒂芙尼

Very nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

You as well.

你也一樣。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's, uh, what's going on here?

哇，哇，哇，哇，這是，呃，這是怎麼回事？

Saved some of that for the bedroom, huh?

為臥室留了一些吧？

I'm sorry, where were you supposed to...

對不起，你應該...

That prolonged eye contact there.

長時間的眼神交流

Oh, no, baby, I was in the shower when she got here, so I was just saying hello.

哦，不，寶貝，她來的時候我正在洗澡，所以我只是打個招呼。

It was just a greeting.

這只是一個問候。

I guess I'm just seeing things.

我想我只是眼花了。

Are you sure you want to do this?

你確定要這麼做嗎？

Heck yeah, I'm sure, right?

是的，我確定，對嗎？

As a matter of fact, do you know, Tiffany, what time is it?

事實上 蒂芙尼 你知道現在幾點了嗎

Yeah, I think it's, uh, like seven...

是的，我想，呃，好像是七...

It's menage o'clock.

現在是 "男人時代"。

Ooh.

哦

Ha ha.

哈哈。

Doesn't she look beautiful?

她看起來漂亮嗎？

Stop, you're so sweet.

別說了，你真好

Yeah, she's very pretty.

是啊，她很漂亮

Oh.

哦。

I mean, is she not? What does that mean?

我是說，她不是嗎？那是什麼意思？

So you do think she's pretty?

你覺得她漂亮嗎？

Wasn't that, like, the whole point of this, baby?

這不正是我們的目的嗎，寶貝？

Oh, yep, that's that smell.

哦，是的，就是這種味道。

Smells like you guys have hooked up before and no one told me about it.

聞起來像是你們以前勾搭過，但沒人告訴我。

I have no idea what you're talking about.

我不知道你在說什麼。

Yeah, she's strong.

是的，她很堅強。

No, we've never...

不，我們從來沒有...

Put a sock in it, Tiffany.

把襪子塞進去 蒂凡尼 Put a sock in it, Tiffany.

You know, I can go.

我可以走了

Hey, baby, don't yell at her.

嘿，寶貝，別對她大喊大叫。

I am so sorry, Tiffany.

我很抱歉，蒂芙尼。

Can we just peace?

我們能和平相處嗎？

Oh, yeah, you're right.

哦，是的，你說得對。

Yeah, she did nothing wrong.

是啊，她沒做錯什麼。

You know what, Tiffany, I am so sorry.

你知道嗎 蒂芙尼 我很抱歉

I don't think this is gonna work.

我覺得這行不通。

You are not going anywhere until the three of us bang, okay?

在我們三人上床之前，你哪兒也別想去，好嗎？

Because I am the cool girlfriend in the room and that's what we do.

因為我是房間裡最酷的女朋友，這就是我們的工作。

Let's stop yelling now.

我們現在別喊了。

Let's get to it.

讓我們開始吧。

Let's get cracking.

讓我們開始吧

Drop them, both of you.

放下槍 你們兩個

Fred, Fred, Camry arriving in seven minutes.

弗雷德，弗雷德，凱美瑞七分鐘後到

You have nowhere to be in that outfit except for auditioning for Cheetah Girls 6.

除了參加《獵豹女孩6》的試鏡，你沒地方穿這身衣服。

Baby, why are you doing this?

寶貝，你為什麼要這麼做？

It's very clear you don't want to do this.

很明顯，你不想這麼做。

Spoiler alert, not cast.

劇透提醒，不是演員。

Please don't take it out on a very nice, innocent co-worker.

請不要把氣撒在一個非常善良、無辜的同事身上。

She's nice.

她人很好

Stop looking at me like...

別這樣看著我...

I don't like when you look at me like that.

我不喜歡你這樣看著我。

Put your tongue back in your...

把你的舌頭放回你的...

I'm so sorry.

真對不起

Put your tongue back in your mouth.

把舌頭放回嘴裡

Are you still trying to be sexual?

你還在嘗試性嗎？

The cover's blown.

偽裝被揭穿了

You're jealous.

你嫉妒了

We don't want to do this.

我們不想這樣做。

Slap her butt.

打她屁股

I don't want to slap anyone's butt.

我不想拍任何人的屁股。

We're gonna spank her rear right now.

我們現在就要打她的屁股

We are gonna share her fanny.

我們要分享她的屁股

Like it's Olive Garden.

就像橄欖園一樣

Family style.

家庭式

I'm gonna go, but...

我要走了，但是...

Don't you take another step homewrecker.

你可別再往前走了，家庭破壞者。

Will you please stop yelling?

你能不能別喊了？

No, I'm sorry.

不，對不起。

You don't want me yelling at your girlfriend.

你不會想讓我對你女朋友大吼大叫的。

You guys really need to see Dr. Phil or something.

你們真該去看看菲爾醫生什麼的。

No, what we need is to see Maury to do a paternity test for your son, or should I say, your son.

不，我們需要的是見莫里 為你的兒子做親子鑑定 或者我應該說，你的兒子

We don't have a son.

我們沒有兒子

In the case of five-year-old Jansen, Mark, you are the father.

就五歲的詹森而言，馬克，你就是他的父親。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Go find another homewrecker, sweetheart, because this one's unbreakable.

去找另一個家庭破壞者吧，親愛的 因為這個是牢不可破的

I will say, you know, I do, I have another friend.

我會說，你知道，我有另一個朋友。

No.

不

And we live really close by.

而且我們住得很近。

No, no, we're not gonna try this again.

不，不，我們不會再試了。

One of my really close friends, and it'll be fun.

他是我非常要好的朋友之一，會很有趣的。

Please, babe, I owe you.

求你了 寶貝 我欠你的

I actually really enjoyed that.

事實上，我真的很喜歡這樣。

Mm.

嗯 Mm.

Yeah, that was fun.

是的，很有趣。

Thanks for having me.

謝謝你邀請我。

Yeah.

是啊

You guys want breakfast?

你們想吃早餐嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Yes.

是的。

Crepes are on the menu.

菜單上有可麗餅。

Yo, big homie, you want strawberries?

喲，大個子，你要草莓嗎？

Serve them up.

端上來

Me, you, the whole family's here.

我，你，全家人都在這裡。

And when you're here.

當你在這裡的時候