TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.

黑板上的前 5 個答案。

HERE WE GO.

來了

WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, FILL IN THE

我們請 100 位女性填寫

BLANK: THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.

空白：規則很簡單。

IF A MAN CHEATS ON ME, I BLANK

如果一個男人欺騙了我，我將一無所有

HIM.

他。

TERINA: SHOOT HIM.

開槍

STEVE: SHOOT HIM.

史蒂夫：開槍

[AUDIENCE GASPS AND APPLAUDS]

[觀眾驚呼和鼓掌]

YOUR HUSBAND'S HERE?

你丈夫在嗎？

TERINA: HE IS.

他是。

HE'S VERY FAITHFUL.

他非常忠誠

STEVE: HE'S VERY FAITHFUL?

史蒂夫：他很忠誠？

TERINA: VERY.

非常。

STEVE: WELL, HELL, YEAH.

史蒂夫：嗯，是啊。

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

I GUESS HE IS. IT AIN'T THE

我猜他是。這不是

FIRST TIME YOU'D A MADE THIS

你第一次做這個

STATEMENT.

聲明。

SHOOT HIM.

射他

DEEDEE: LEAVE HIM.

deedee: leave him.

STEVE: LEAVE.

離開

DEEDEE: YEAH.

是的

STEVE: PASS OR PLAY?

史蒂夫：傳球還是打球？

MAN: PLAY.

播放

DEEDEE: YOU WANT TO PLAY?

你想玩嗎？

YEAH. WE'RE GONNA PLAY.

是的We're gonna play.

STEVE: OK, NOW.

史蒂夫：好了，現在。

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

[歡呼和掌聲]

I LOVE HER.

我愛她

"SO I KILL HIM."

"所以我殺了他"

BING!

乒

[IMITATES BUZZER]

[模仿蜂鳴器]

KILL HIM.

殺了他

TERINA: HA HA HA!

terina: ha ha ha！

STEVE: STOP ALL THAT.

史蒂夫：別再說了。

[KISS]

[吻]

BYE!

再見！

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

DEEDEE, WHAT DO YOU DO?

德迪，你是做什麼的？

DEEDEE: WELL, UM, FOR ALL OF THE

DEADEE：好吧，嗯，對於所有的

SEVENTIES AND INTO THE EIGHTIES,

七十年代到八十年代、

I WAS A SECRETARY AT THE

我曾在

WHISKY A GO GO NIGHTCLUB IN

whisky a go go nightclub in

HOLLYWOOD.

好萊塢。

AUDIENCE: OHH!

觀眾：哦

STEVE: GIRL, DOWN ON SUNSET?

史蒂夫：女孩，日落？

DEEDEE: YES. I WORKED WITH A

DEEDEE: 是的。我與一個

LOT OF REALLY WONDERFUL PEOPLE

很多非常棒的人

LIKE STEVIE WONDER AND TOM PETTY

如史蒂夫-奇想和湯姆-佩蒂

AND BLONDIE.

和布隆迪

AUDIENCE: OHH!

觀眾：哦

DEEDEE: AND I HAD MY 21st

我迎來了我的第 21 個生日

BIRTHDAY WITH LED ZEPPELIN.

和齊柏林飛艇一起過生日

AUDIENCE: WOW!

觀眾：WOW！

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

DEEDEE: YES.

是的。

STEVE: MAN, THAT'S COOL, MAN.

史蒂夫：夥計，太酷了。

DEEDEE: WELL, IT DOES KIND OF

德迪：嗯，確實有點

RUN IN WITH WHAT I DO NOW.

與我現在的工作相吻合。

STEVE: OK, WHAT IS THAT?

史蒂夫：好吧，那是什麼？

DEEDEE: FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS, I

DEEDEE：在過去的十年裡，我

HAVE BEEN THE DETENTION

被拘留

SUPERVISOR AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL

中學校長

FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM.

公立學校系統。

SO YOU SEE, I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE

所以你看，我知道如何處理

NAUGHTY BOYS.

可愛的男孩們

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[笑聲和掌聲]

STEVE: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

史蒂夫：不錯。

MAN, THAT'S AN INTERESTING

老兄，這可真夠有趣的

STORY.

故事。

DEEDEE: THANK YOU!

deedee: thank you！

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, CHUCK, TALKED

史蒂夫：好吧，卡盤，說吧

TO 100 WOMEN. FILL IN THE BLANK:

致 100 位女性。填空：

RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

規則很簡單。如果一個人

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

我就不理他。

CHUCK: BEAT HIM.

卡盤：打敗他。

STEVE: BEAT HIM.

史蒂夫：打敗他。

DEEDEE: GOOD ANSWER!

deedee: 回答得好！

STEVE: ALL RIGHT. HELLO, KASSIE.

好的你好，卡西

KASSIE: HI!

你好

STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:

史蒂夫：填空：

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

規則很簡單如果一個人

CHEATS ON ME, I BLANK HIM.

欺騙我，我就不理他。

KASSIE: CHEAT ON HIM.

欺騙他

STEVE: I CHEAT ON HIM.

史蒂夫：我欺騙了他。

REALLY?

真的嗎？

WELL!

好吧！

I CHEAT ON HIM.

我欺騙了他。

DEEDEE: WHOO!

喔

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, CINDY.

好吧，辛迪。

CINDY: HI.

嗨

STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:

史蒂夫：填空：

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

規則很簡單如果一個人

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

我就不理他。

CINDY: I'M GONNA BURN ALL HIS

辛迪：我要燒掉他所有的

STUFF.

東西

DEEDEE: WHOA HO HO!

DEADEE: whoa ho ho！

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[觀眾歡呼]

GOOD ANSWER!

好答案！

CINDY: HA HA HA!

辛迪： 哈哈哈！

KASSIE: GOOD ANSWER!

kassie: 回答得好！

IT'S UP THERE.

就在上面。

STEVE: AND BASED ON ALL THE

史蒂夫：根據所有

WOMEN IN HERE, THAT'S A GOOD

女性在這裡，這是一個很好的

ANSWER.

答案是

BURN ALL HIS STUFF.

燒掉他所有的東西

[BUZZER]

[嗡嗡聲]

AUDIENCE: AWW...

聽眾：AWW...

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT ONE

史蒂夫：好吧，我們有一個

ANSWER LEFT. YOU CAN CLEAR THE

答案左側。您可以清除

BOARD. TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. FILL

董事會。與 100 名婦女交談。填寫

IN THE BLANK:

在空白處：

RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

規則很簡單。如果一個人

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

我就不理他。

RACHEL: I SABOTAGE HIM.

我破壞了他。

AUDIENCE: WHOO!

觀眾：WHOO！

CINDY: GOOD ANSWER.

辛迪：回答得好。

STEVE: I SABOTAGE HIM.

史蒂夫：我破壞了他。

[BUZZER]

[嗡嗡聲]

AUDIENCE: AWW...

聽眾：AWW...

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, DEEDEE. ONE

好吧，DEEDEE。一

ANSWER LEFT. CLEAR THE BOARD.

答案左側。清除黑板。

BUT WE GOT 2 STRIKES. THE NOA

但我們有兩個罷工。NOA

FAMILY CAN STEAL.

家庭可以偷竊。

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

規則很簡單如果一個人

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

我就不理他。

DEEDEE: I FORGIVE HIM.

DEADEE: 我原諒他了。

KASSIE: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD

Kassie: 回答得好。好

ANSWER.

答案是

STEVE: ALL THE WOMEN IN THE ROOM

史蒂夫：房間裡所有的女人

WENT...

去...

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

I FORGIVE HIM.

我原諒他。

[BUZZER]

[嗡嗡聲]

AUDIENCE: AWW...

聽眾：AWW...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

[歡呼和掌聲]

STEVE: TALKED TO 100 WOMEN.

史蒂夫：和 100 個女人聊過。

FILL IN THE BLANK:

填空：

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

規則很簡單如果一個人

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

我就不理他。

TERINA: BEAT UP THE MISTRESS.

泰瑞娜：揍情婦。

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

[觀眾驚呼]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[笑聲和掌聲]

STEVE: THING I LIKE ABOUT MAMA

史蒂夫：我喜歡媽媽的一點

TERINA IS, SHE DIDN'T GO TO THE

terina是，她沒有去

KIDS FOR THAT ANSWER AT ALL.

孩子們的答案。

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

NOW, SHE DONE ALREADY KILLED

現在，她已經被殺了

HIM. THAT WAS HER FIRST ANSWER.

他。這是她的第一個回答。

NOW, SHE WHOOPING SOMEBODY ASS

現在，她在打別人的屁股

NOW.

現在

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

BEAT UP THE MISTRESS.

毆打女主人

[BUZZER]

[嗡嗡聲]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

[歡呼和掌聲]

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