Name: 【看脫口秀學英文】為什麼很少看到印度人搶銀行？(Hard Working Indians / Bank Robbery - Gabriel Iglesias (from Aloha Fluffy))
Uploaded: 2024-03-13T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 20 s

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Some of the places we're planning on performing this next year.

我們計劃明年在一些地方演出。

Um, we're talking about going to Germany.

現在進行式

We're talking about going to Bulgaria and India.

我們說的是去保加利亞和印度。

India is on the list of new places we're gonna visit.

印度是我們要去的新地方之一。

I was telling people in England that we're going to, you know, to India, I had Indian people telling me, "Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you go there, you're gonna enjoy it. You're gonna love it. It's amazing."

你知道，當我在英國告訴人們我們要去印度時，印度人告訴我：「哦，你去那裡一定會很棒的，你會很享受的。你會愛上它的，那邊太棒了！」

And I just stare and the guy goes, "What are you staring?"

我就盯著那人看，他就說：「你在看什麼？」

I go, "''Cause your voice doesn't match the..."

我說：「因為你的聲音跟你的臉不符...」

「喔，你以為我們的聲音都是濃濃印度腔？」

"I'm, I'm sorry. I live in America, Indians over there keep it real, you know. Oh, I'm sorry."

「我很抱歉，我住在美國，那邊的印度人很做自己。真對不起。」

And I have nothing but love and respect for Indian people.

Indian people in the United States are the hardest working people I have ever seen.

美國的印度人是我見過的最勤勞的人。

這還是從一個墨西哥人口中說出來的。

You will never see an Indian person with a sign that says, "We'll work for food" in the United States and you will never see an Indian person committing a crazy crime.

在美國，你永遠不會看到一個印度人舉著「我們為食物而工作」的牌子，你也永遠不會看到一個印度人犯下瘋狂的罪行。

Like when was the last time you heard of Indians robbing a bank?

比如，你上次聽說印第安人搶銀行是什麼時候？

First of all, Indian people are so nice and they're so sweet and I can't see it.

首先，印度人很友善，他們是那麼可愛，我無法想像他們做壞事。

You know, [if] you're gonna rob a bank, you need authority, you need to come in there guns blazing, "I said get your ass on the ground now."

你知道，[如果] 你要去搶銀，你需要有權威，你需要在那裡大吼說：「都給我他媽趴下。」

"Forget this. I am out of here. I don't need this."

「算了，我要走了，我不要錢了。」

He gets in the car, his partner is waiting for him.

他上了車，他的搭檔正在等他。

"We'd better leave. They're going to call the police."

「我們最好離開，他們會報警的。」

「你從哪裡拿到這臺電腦的？」

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