Now, Michelle, since so many people look up to you,

現在，米歇爾，既然這麼多人都仰慕你。

I thought that you could help settle

我想你可以幫助解決

some of the biggest and most important debates of all time.

一些最大和最重要的辯論的所有時間。

We did this with President Obama, and it was a lot of fun.

我們和奧巴馬總統一起做的，很有意思。

Are you ready for this?

你準備好了嗎？

-I will do my best.

-我會盡我所能

-Let's do it. It is time for "Michelle Obama Settles It."

-我們開始吧現在是 "米歇爾-奧巴馬解決它 "的時候了。

-♪ Michelle Obama settles it ♪

米歇爾-奧巴馬解決了它

♪ Michelle Obama settles it ♪

米歇爾-奧巴馬解決它

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Alright. Here we go. Ready?

-好吧好了，我們開始吧準備好了嗎？

Is iced coffee only for the summer?

冰咖啡只適合夏天喝嗎？

-Yes. Absolutely.

-是的。是的，絕對的。

-Yeah, I kind of -- Yeah.

-是的，我有點 - 是的。

Yeah. I agree. -I mean --

是的，我同意-我的意思是...

-There you go. Next.

-給你下一個

Is it wrong to re-gift?

重新送禮有錯嗎？

-It is. -Yeah, I agree.

-是的-是的，我同意

-You know, it's kind of lazy.

-你知道，這是一種懶惰。

-It is, right? Yeah. Yeah. I agree.

-是的，對嗎？是的，是的是的，我同意

And if you don't want it, you can donate it or something,

如果你不想要它，你可以把它捐出去什麼的。

but don't re-gift it. -Yeah, yeah, give it away,

但不要再送了-是的，是的，送人。

but don't -- you know, literally give it away.

但不要... ... 你知道，從字面上給它走。

Don't gift it away.

不要把它送人。

-I totally agree with you.

-我完全同意你的觀點

Is it rude to respond to a text with "K"?

用 "K "回覆簡訊很不禮貌嗎？

-It depends on the age. Right?

-這取決於年齡。要看年齡，對吧？

If you respond to young people with more than "K,"

如果你對年輕人的迴應超過了 "K"，那麼

then they think you're mad at them. You know?

然後，他們認為你是在生他們的氣。你知道嗎？

If you use words and punctuations,

如果你用詞和標點符號。

I was told, "Mom, why are you mad at me?

有人對我說："媽媽，你為什麼對我發火？

You used a period."

你用的是句號。"

And it's like, "Well, that's called grammar."

它的樣子，"嗯，這就是所謂的文法。"

-Alright, a lot of people are talking about this next one.

-好吧，很多人都在討論下一個問題。

Middle part or side part?

中間部分還是側面部分？

-Uh, duh!

-嗯，咄！

-Yeah, of course.

-是的，當然

Side part, yeah. I agree.

側面的部分，是的。我同意。

This one may be controversial.

這個可能是有爭議的。

Best meal -- Breakfast, lunch or dinner?

最好的一餐--早餐、午餐或晚餐？

I think I know your answer.

我想我知道你的答案。

-Dinner.

-晚餐：

-Yeah, of course.

-是的，當然

It's dinner. Yeah. -You think that? Yeah. Yeah.

吃飯了是啊 你覺得呢？是啊，是啊是啊，是啊

Breakfast and lunch are throwaways.

早餐和午餐都是扔掉的。

-Right? They're fine.

-對嗎？是嗎？ -他們很好

Lunch is definitely just all business for me.

午飯對我來說絕對只是生意。

-Yeah, yeah.

-是的，是的。

-Breakfast now and then.

-偶爾吃點早餐

But dinner, you have memories.

但晚餐，你有回憶。

You have conversations. -Yeah, yeah.

你有對話。-是的，是的

-It's bigger. -You can have wine.

-它更大.-你可以喝葡萄酒.

-You can have wine. You can have a cocktail.

-你可以喝葡萄酒你可以喝葡萄酒，你可以喝雞尾酒

It's unbelievable.

真是不可思議。

Oh, yeah, dinner all the way. I knew it.

哦，是的，晚餐所有的方式。我就知道

Next up, I know the answer to this.

接下來，我知道答案了。

Pancakes or waffles?

煎餅還是華夫餅？

-Waffles!

-華夫餅！

-You have to, yeah. You have to, yeah.

-你必須這樣做，是的。你必須這樣做，是的。

-Yeah. -Yeah, you're right.

-是的 是的，你是對的。

Should you wet your toothbrush before putting toothpaste on it?

放牙膏前要不要把牙刷打溼？

-Absolutely.

-當然

-Yeah. Yes! You --

-是的，是的！是啊。 - 是啊！你 --

You're going to go dry in there?

你要去幹在那裡？

-Yeah. You know, you can cut up your gums and --

-是啊，你知道，你可以切開你的牙齦，然後...你知道，你可以切開你的牙齦和 -

-It's disrespectful to your teeth.

-這是對你牙齒的不尊重。

-Too harsh. It's too harsh.

-太苛刻了太狠了，太狠了

-It's too much. Too much -- Yeah, exactly.

-太多了太多了... 是的，沒錯

Should you floss before or after brushing?

刷牙前或刷牙後應該使用牙線嗎？

-I floss after, because that's what the dentist does

-我用完牙線後，因為那是牙醫做的事。

when you go in for a cleaning. They always floss last.

當你去做清潔的時候他們總是最後才用牙線。

So I figure they know something, so I'm going to do what they do.

所以我想他們知道些什麼，所以我要做他們該做的事。

-Yeah. I'm trying to think of what I do.

-是的，我在想我該做什麼。

Yeah, I guess so.

是的，我想是的。

-But have you been to the dentist?

-但你有去看牙醫嗎？

You been to the dentist lately?

你最近去看牙醫了嗎？

-I love going to the dentist.

-我喜歡去看牙醫

-What's wrong with you?

-你怎麼了？

-I love it. I think it's -- I feel great when I leave.

-我喜歡它。我覺得... ... 我離開的時候感覺很好。

I feel -- Clean teeth.

我覺得... ... 清潔牙齒。

I love it. I don't need gas -- I'm so good.

我喜歡它。我不需要汽油... ... 我很好。

I love it. -Really? That's so cute.

我愛死它了-真的嗎？真的嗎？ - 太可愛了

-I love it.

-我喜歡它

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

Next up, oh, next one is about "The Crown."

下一個，哦，下一個是關於 "皇冠 "的。

Season 1 or Season 3?

第一季還是第三季？

-Season 1. Season 1. That was where it all began.

-第一季第一季這就是一切的開始

That's where "The Crown" became "The Crown," after that season.

也就是在那一季之後，"皇冠 "變成了 "皇冠"。

-Alright, who gets to pick the music, driver or passenger?

-好吧，誰來選音樂，司機還是乘客？

-Driver, all the way.

-司機，一路走來。

You're doing the work.

你在做的工作。

You get to control the sound system.

你可以控制音響系統。

-No.

-不

-You -- No?

-你...

-I think passenger, 'cause then you can get in there there

-我想是乘客，因為這樣你就可以進去了。

and you start looking through things

你就開始翻看東西

and you start making a good deejay set list.

你開始做一個很好的deejay設置列表。

-No, but I want the driver happy and awake.

-不，但我想讓司機高興和清醒。

-Yeah, I totally -- I take it back, yes.

-是的，我完全... 我收回，是的。

Alright. Next, corn.

好吧，下一個，玉米。下一個，玉米。

On the cob or off the cob?

穗子上的還是穗子下的？

-On the cob!

-薯條！

-On the cob -- This is insane.

-這簡直是瘋了。

I'm sorry to even ask that question.

我很抱歉甚至問這個問題。

Of course. No question.

當然了毋庸置疑。

Next, we have, "Is a wok a pot or a pan?"

接下來，我們有，"鍋是鍋還是鍋"？

-Pan. -Pan. Yeah.

-平底鍋-平移好的

This is the best question coming up.

這是最好的問題來了。

Ready for this? This is the best question coming up.

準備好了嗎？這是最好的問題來了。

Better movie, "Taxi" or "Fever Pitch"?

更好的電影，"計程車 "還是 "發燒友"？

-"Taxi."

-"計程車"

But I've seen neither.

但我既沒有看到。

-What are you talking about?

-你在說什麼？

You -- No, don't you even dare.

你... 不，你甚至不敢。

What are you -- I was --

你是什麼... 我是...

-I've been busy! I've been busy!

-我一直很忙！我一直很忙！

-It's me and Queen Latifah!

-是我和Queen Latifah！

You had to --

你必須...

-That's why I picked it, "Taxi."

-所以我才選了 "計程車 "這個名字。

I'm sure I would like that one.

我相信我一定會喜歡那個的。

-Oh, my goodness. You haven't seen either.

-哦，我的天啊你也沒有看到。

Can I tell you a quick story?

我可以給你講個簡單的故事嗎？

-Please. -I got a --

-求你了-我有個...

Ann Curry brought me -- was on Air Force One,

安-庫裡給我帶來了... 是在空軍一號上。

and she brought back

她又帶回來了

the movie selection card from Air Force One,

空軍一號的電影選擇卡。

because "Taxi" was on there.

因為 "計程車 "在那裡。

And so I was very excited.

所以我非常興奮。

-So you just assume because Ann Curry had it on Air Force One

所以你就認為是因為安-庫裡在空軍一號上有了它

that everybody saw it?

大家都看到了？

-Well, I'm assuming you were probably there,

-好吧，我想你可能在那裡。

and that was one of your options.

這是你的選擇之一。

The whole family loves "Taxi."

全家人都喜歡 "計程車"。

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

I got to get you a DVD. -That's why it was in the back

我得給你買張DVD-這就是為什麼它在後面的原因。

where you all would sit. It wasn't up in our cabin.

你們都會坐在哪裡。它不是在我們的小屋。

-[ Laughs ]

-[笑]

Okay. Here's a good one here.

好吧，這裡有一個好的。

How do you pronounce the word at the bottom of my screen?

我螢幕下方的字怎麼念？

-"Geero."

-"蓋羅"。

-Yes! That is correct!

-是的！是的！

That -- I just learned that.

我才知道

I would say "jairo." -As opposed to "jairo"?

我會說 "傑羅"。-相對於 "傑羅"？

-"Jairo." -A "jeero"?

-"Jairo."-"傑羅"？

That's how my dad said it.

我爸爸就是這麼說的。

-It's "geero," is right. -We're gonna get some "jairos."

-是 "geero"，沒錯.-我們要去找一些 "jairos".

-It's "geero" -- Yep, I used to say "jairo."

-是 "geero"... 是的，我以前說 "jairo"。

And it -- You're right.

而它... 你是對的。

And finally, better way to end an e-mail,

最後，更好的方式來結束電子郵件。

sincerely or yours truly?

真心話還是真心話？

-Ooh.

-哦

I usually say "all the best."

我通常會說 "萬事如意"。

But I'd say maybe sincerely to keep it short.

但我想說的是，也許誠心誠意地要把話說短。

-You guys heard it here first.

-你們先在這裡聽到的

All the best to you.

祝你一切順利。

My thanks to Michelle Obama

我感謝米歇爾-奧巴馬

for settling these important debates.

以解決這些重要的辯論。

Her show, "Waffles + Mochi," streaming now on Netflix.

她的節目 "華夫餅+麻糬"，現在在Netflix上流傳。