Oh, it's another gameplay video. Oh, how about that

pewdiepie~

Pewdiepie never plays games!

噢 ! 又是另一部遊戲影片

shhhhhh shut the f**k u--

哦，怎麼樣

I play games all the time, all the time.

* 尖銳的聲音 * pewdiepie永遠不會玩遊戲

Have you opened your eyes, okay? I play games. I'm a gamer okay?

SHHHSSSHSHSShUtThEfUcKuPsHuTtHeFu--

I'm the best gamer in the world. You know why?

我每天玩遊戲

Because I have the most amount of subscribers, yes, that's how it works.

每天

More subscribers, better gaming skills

你有打開你的眼睛嗎?好嗎

get on it, it's not that hard

我玩遊戲!

Last episode, I decided to draw a bunch of memes

我是玩家 好嗎?

and it upsets some website that I never heard about

在這世上我是最棒的玩家 你知道為什麼嗎?

saying that I am now leaning into my new far-right following

因為我有最多的訂閱者

because drawing memes

這是他如何運作的，更多訂閱者=更好的遊戲技術

is a political statement everyone , everyone knows that

懂了嗎？

Everyone knows that! You can't draw funny pictures

這沒有很困難。

No no no no no that's a political statement, he's making there with that

最後一集 我畫了一些梗，而惹到一些我從來沒聽過網站

The world is so f*****g stupid

每個人都是政治言論。

What happened?

大家都知道。

What happened to everyone?

大家都知道!

It even went viral on the Tumblr,

你不能畫好笑的畫

And I was like, "Why?" That doesn't make any sense

不不不不 他是個政治聲明

and I found the source

*冷笑*

the source is

這世界太他媽的笨了

Wil Wheaton

發生什麼事了

he reblogged it

大家都怎麼了？

And I know it's him

它甚至在部落格平台Tumblr流行

*laughs* because he BLOCKED ME

我就像:為什麼? 那根本沒有道理，而我找到他的來源，來源就是

"Oh pewdiepie drew, he drew the pepe meme,

Wil Wheaton

I don't like it man!"

他轉發了他

BLOCK!

*冷笑*

I get it, I don't like cartoon frogs that much either.

然而我知道是他，因為他封鎖了我!

I have a toad. It's a s****y pet

*笑*

I actually you know what it's justified

噢，PoodeePie 畫畫-

To avoid any form of controversy, because that would just be the worst thing ever

他畫了pepe梗

I am going to draw, this time ---other people

兄弟，我不喜歡!

as requested by you bros

封鎖!!

now, okay what should I draw, "draw my will to live" haha

我懂了，我一點都不喜歡卡通蛙。我有一隻蟾蜍， 他是很爛的寵物

Well, that should be a blank canvas

其實我

*laugh at his own joke

你知道嗎，這是有道理的。

All right, who should I draw, can I get an actual suggestion?

為了避免爭議。

okay I can't see anything so I'm just going to draw Will Wheaton

因為那將會是最慘的事情

just gonna draw--

我這次要畫，其他人!

his chubby little face

根據兄弟們的要求

Ahhh come on!

現在...

No one's bought it yet?

我應該畫什麼? "畫我的意志"

This game just piss me off, man

嘿嘿嘿哈哈哈*超級詭異的笑聲*

I don't get it, man

那應該會是一個空白的畫布

What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong in life?

嘿嘿嘿

I just want Well Weton (Will Wheaton) to love me

好的。我應該畫誰?可以給個具體的建議嗎?

Does he not know about my wahmen respecting?

好的

*giggles

我不能看到任何意見，所以我要去畫Wil Wheaton

Great. I just drew---

就只是畫。

Great, alright well there he is

他胖胖的小臉蛋

*laughs

喔 ! 拜託 ! 沒人要買他嗎? *Nick Crompton*

there's nothing funny--

兄弟。這個遊戲讓我很生氣。

well let's see how it goes, let see, okay, who should we draw next

我不了解，老兄。

Jake Paul, everybody

我做錯了什麼?在我人生中做錯了什麼?

It's everyday bro

我只想讓Wil Wheaton愛我.... 難道他不知道我想要尊重的女人嗎

Oh shit

* Undertale音樂*

"Monsieur, this tingles my facial hair!"

*大笑*

okay, well--

太棒了，我只是畫-

Will Wheaton sold quick, uhh I guess

太棒了，好吧，完成了

here you go, take it

*大笑*

He sold for nothing?!!

這個一點也不好笑

AHHAAHAHAA

我們來看看它是怎麼回事 我們來看看...好吧..

I didn't look at the price! What the f**k!

我下一個要畫什麼呢

OOHHhh nooo, fam

Jake Paul，各位

ohhh no, hell, no man. God d**n it.

It's everyday, bro （Jake Pau知名饒舌歌）

Why does no one want Nick Cromptooon??

喔靠 ! *先生，這是在諷刺我的頭髮 !（法文）*

Hahahahah, it's cute!

好的，那麼...

ahh shit, we gotta pay the bills, okay let's finish him

Will Wheaton馬上就被賣掉了，我..我猜...

There we go. It's beautiful.

那個你拿走吧

I'll call this one "

他是免費的?!

we came to

*大笑*

we came to a mutual

他沒看到價錢嗎 ! wtf !

we came to a mutual agreement"

*大笑*

Done, it's perfect.

噢不

It's my perfect art

噢不，該死。

F**k we don't have a lot of money left

為何大家都不買Nick Crompton ?!

where's --- "This fella has no energy--"

*It's Everyday Bro 爆音版*

Well,

*大笑*

you didn't watch hIS VIDEOOOOOOS

好可愛 !

alright who shold we draw next?

哦幹 ! 要去結帳了 !

well I guess it's Markiplier's turn, huh?

OK，讓我完成他.....

let's do his uhhh Darkiplier, as its called

終於完成，真是美麗

Always drawing teeth makes for great details.

這幅畫我將命名為.....

Look at that, looks so much better now. Yes

我們雙方已得到共識

BEAUTIFUUUUUL

完成

he's BEAUTIFUUUUUUL

真是完美

I can't be bothered to finish this garbage, okay there we go

這是我完美的作畫

f*****g hell

幹 ! 我們還沒賺到很多錢

"fanfiction crap"

*這幅畫缺少能量*

Can we draw something decent now? Something more interesting, Jesus Christ

嗯.....因為你沒有看過他的影片 !

Pickle Rick it is, fam

好的，下一位我要畫誰呢 ?

finally a decent suggestion

好吧我覺得這次該畫Markiplier了...

"fanfiction crap was sold"

我們來畫這個嗯...Darkiplier!

great

*強烈的音樂*

[intense music]

每次都要畫牙齒，牙齒造就美妙的細節

it's per--- hahah

看過來!這樣看起來好多了

It's kinda cute. You know what? I'll take it

太好了

It's a f**k it alright there it is, f**k take it, just---

美麗

"picklerick"

這就是美麗

there we go

我不想再繼續畫這幅垃圾了， 好了我們走吧

[disgusting burp]

天殺的....

"Draw Min YoonGi from BTS"

同人垃圾

okay sure sure fam. I got you

我們可以來畫正經一點的東西了嗎? 一些更有趣的

I'm gonna draw the best goddamn fan art you've ever fucking seen baby

耶穌基督...

Can I uhh-- just the Nick Crompton one or is it just there forever?

醃黃瓜先生是家人!

Okay, I guess they don't like

終於有個正經的建議了!!

They don't like Pickle Ricky there okay. I'm sorry.

同人垃圾已售出

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry

*笑*

Now the thing is if this fan art doesn't come out perfect

很好

I'm going to end my life

*另一種強烈的音樂*

Life would not be worth living anymore

這太完----

Remember this Felix, he has to be absolutely stunning

*笑*

My whole life depends on this fan art, I'm not joking

這蠻可愛的。知道嗎?我會留下他的

It's beautiful. Let me just finish off with a little---

這是.....算了

*v is his band-mate's stage name*

好了在這裡

Perfect. It's perfect there it is

幹...拿走

there it is, fam

酸黃瓜先生

there you go

完成

"MIN YOONH"

*打嗝*

there you go, this one better make me rich

畫BTS的閔玧

'fuck's with all these shitty suggestions man

好的...好.我懂

okay, we can draw some fupa fan art

我要畫一個最他媽完美的同人作品 寶貝你他媽絕對沒看過的

everyone's always doing that

我可以調整Nick Crompton那幅嗎 或是他會維持那樣一輩子?

I think I'll draw this version

好吧，我猜他們並不喜歡

let's begin

他們也不喜歡酸黃瓜先生

I'm actually enjoying this, this is really fun to draw

好吧。我很抱歉，很抱歉。我真的很抱歉

" The choice of color is a bit too radical."

*那種難過的音樂*

The choice of letting you live is a bit too radical okay? How about that?

現況是這樣的，要是這個同人作品結果並不完美的話

not afraid to spit the truth, fam

我要去了結我的人生

Look at that boi !

人生不再有任何意義

Now that's art man

記得這位Felix...他必須要非常驚豔的

That's fucking art. If that's not art, I don't know what I don't even want to know what art is

我的人生都壓在這幅同人作品上了。 我沒有再開玩笑

?I want to know what art is?

*笑*

Is there any way we can make him a lil cuter, I feel like---

這很漂亮。讓我再畫一點

oh there it is

*半個屌?*

there it is

完美。這很完美。完成了

There it IIIISSSSSS

那裏就是家庭

YEEEEEEESSS

去吧

I feel like the--- the art is trying to seduce me

*饒舌歌?*

I like it, keep going

閔玧

OOh yes, it's getting steamy in here

好了去吧

ohhhh yees

這幅最好會讓我變富豪

*laughs* I actually like it

操這些沒用的爛建議 天啊...

Yes ! It's beautiful

好吧...我們可以來畫一些Fupa的同人作品

I'll call it "FUPA"

每個人- 每個人都會做這種事

I can't believe Nick Crompton hasn't sold yet

我想我會來畫這個

What the fuck

開始吧

"This fella has no energy--" fuck off! Yall fuck off

我其實蠻享受的，畫這個真的很有趣

you don't know shit

*這幅畫作的選色有點太激進了*

okay who should we draw ne---

選擇讓你活著才真正叫做激進好嗎?

"Draw Dolan Dark"

那這樣怎麼樣?

Okay, all right Fam

我不害怕去說出真相

I will I shall

*別種強烈的音樂*

I shall draw him, with all my might and power, you better watch your fucking duckling

看看那男孩

You better meme out of this you fucking-- I dunno why I'm so mean to you now, all the sudden, you're beautiful

這就是藝術

I think it's obvious that I clearly stopped trying at some point

這是他媽的藝術，要是這不是藝術...

Here and this one, it just really doesn't look like a duck

我不知道-

alright, "MEMES", there you go

我根本就不會想要知道什麼是藝術

There you go, fuck off

♫我想知道什是是藝術♫

Hey, Ethan's sold, everybody

有什麼方法可以讓他可愛一點

man, Fupa sold for a lot, Jesus

我覺得...

wew should we do another Nick Crompton

噢!有了

He looks so sad, I really want to capture his sad soul in this one.

有了

I feel like-- what am I doing? What's happening?

我覺得藝術就是試圖誘惑

Oh my God, an art critic

我喜歡

*gasp* The critic! He's judging my BTS fanart!

繼續加油

I see

這裡越來越煽情了

What does he say?

噢

That's it??

太棒了

That's fucking it??

*笑*

Fuck off

我其實蠻喜歡他的

*gasp*

*笑*

MASTERCRAFT!!

太好了

HE CALLED IT A MASTERCRAFT!

這很漂亮!!

MIN YOONH

我會叫他Fupa

MIIN YOOOONH A MASTERCRAFT

不敢相信Nick Crompton還沒賣掉

I knew I had the talent

什麼鬼!?

I knew I had the talent, man

''這傢伙沒有活力'' 滾開!

Alright, the next act, okay, what is that

你滾開!

I mean, I'll take it

你什麼鬼都不知道

"You have unlocked a new tool"

好了，我們下一個要畫什麼?

Maybe I can actually draw properly now instead of these shitty ones

Dolan Dark （知名 Youtuber封面圖）

What do I do, okay, I draw, okay

*笑*

Cute, so what is this?

好，好的

Oh it's much more defined

我會...我應該要

okay I got it

我應該要用我所有的能量和本領來畫他

Nice

你最好看清楚你他媽的鴨子樣

Ahhhh

你最好仔細看你這他媽...

Yes

我不知道我為什突然這麼凶...你很美

aaaah that every stroke makes me want to stroke a

*某種Dolan Dark羞辱人的音樂*

Nick,

我想很明顯的我已經放棄了某些地方

?Nick Crompton is the most beautiful man. I've seen,

這裡這個，這就看起來不像隻鴨

I wanna run away, with you?

好啦..梗.好了

?Nick Crompton, just me and you ?

走吧，滾開

Nick Crompton I just notice your collar's not---

HEY!Ethan賣掉了!各位!

It's not popping. It's not popping in this picture I just really--

天啊!Fuba非常熱賣!基督啊...

just want to point that out, point that out to everyone

我們要畫另一幅Nick crompton嗎?

[earrape version of Nick rapping]

他看起來好可憐...

His eyes

我真的想要捕捉他在這張照裡可悲的靈魂

They scream

我覺得...我在做什麼?

save me

發生什麼事了?

"Save me!"

哦上帝啊!一位藝術評論家!!

tasukete (save me)

*倒抽一口氣*

tasukete (help me)

評論家!他在評鑑我的BTS同人作品!

tasukete (save me)

我懂了...*吸氣*

tasukete, pewdie-sama!

他說了什麼?!

tasukete pewdie-sama

就這樣?!就他媽的這樣而已?!

this collar

滾遠點!!

I'm gonna make poppin for you Nick

*抽氣*

That's right. Look at it.

教授級的手藝!

It's popping

他說這是教授級的作品!!

That was beautiful. That was goddamn beautiful

閔玧!

"tasukete pewdiesama"

閔玧! 教授級的手藝藝藝藝藝!!!

Alright I'll let you guys guess which one this is

我就知道我有天賦.....

It's My nama Jeff Channing Tatum, everyone

我就知道我有天賦，天啊!

I really captured it

好了，下一章! 好...那是什麼?

I really think I captured it quite perfectly I gotta say I'm-

我的意思是我會拿他

very proud of myself

"您解鎖了一項新工具"

feel like the eyes could probably use a little more work

或許我現在可以用那項工具來畫好一點的？

fuck it, there it is

我要幹嘛? 好，我畫。好

"ma neme

可愛，所以這是什麼?

e jeeffffeeeEEEE"

噢，這樣就解釋的通了

That's all for me for now, boys and girls

好了，我會了

Mainly girls of course

很好

Thank you for watching me draw--

噢 Yes!!!!!!!

this beautiful art

*呻吟*每一步都讓我想中風...

and I'll see you, in the next one

♫NICK♫

Stay sistering--my fisters

♫Nick Crompton 是我見過世界上最美麗的人♫