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If you're in business, you shake a lot of hands.
如果你是商業人士，那麼你握手的次數肯定多到不勝枚舉。
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So what does your handshake say about you and the people you're doing business with?
握手在你與客戶間存在著甚麼奇妙的關係?
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Find out as we count down the Top 10 Bad Business Handshakes.
一起來看看，我們整理出的「前十大糟糕握手術」。
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Here we go with number 10: The Sweaty Palmer.
我們從第十名開始： 很高興「汗」你合作。
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A potential deal-breaker, you can't escape this nervous, sweaty grip fast enough.
談商破局的潛在危機，你逃不掉這隻緊張兮兮、濕漉漉的手了。
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Yes, wipe that off.
是的，擦擦手吧!
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Number 9: The Lobster Claw
第9名：龍蝦煎「螯」。
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When this person shakes your hand they pinch your hand between their thumb and fingers.
當對方握你的手時，會在把你的手夾在他們的大拇指和其他手指之間。
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It's as if they're picking up a canapé.
就好像在夾取宴會點心般。
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Definitely no good if you're allergic to shellfish.
如果你對貝類海鮮過敏，那絕對不是你的好選擇。
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At number 8, we've got "The Fist Bump".
第八名: 拳拳相授。
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Nothing says "I'm business savvy" like a fist bump.
擊拳問好是表明「我是商界A咖」的不二法門。
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And "Exploding" it?
再加上「引爆」如何？
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Well, that's just not suitable at all, ever.
嗯，恐怕不是個明智的選擇。
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Number 7: The Wrestler
第7名: 擒拿手。
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He flips his hand on top of yours to assert his dominance.
他瞬間把手轉到你的手之上以宣示主權。
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Rumour has it this is the guy who put the "I" in team.
有傳言說，這種人看重自己勝過團隊。
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At number 6 it's "The Phantom".
第6名：「佛山無影手」。
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Wow, that was quick.
哇，好快！
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Let's slow it down to see what happened there...
咱們來個慢動作，看看發生了甚麼事，
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Clearly she's got more important places to be and more important people to see.
顯然，她還有更重要的地方要前往，去見更重要的人。
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"The Lingerer" drops in at number 5.
第五名是「拖泥帶手」。
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There's shaking hands and then there's holding hands.
我握，我握，我握握握。
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Obviously, the Lingerer has no idea which is which.
這隻拖泥手顯然搞不清楚狀況。
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Awwwkward.
尷尬。
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Number 4: The Decliner
第四名：拒絕往來戶
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Decliners are fastidious folk.
這位人士總吹毛求疵。
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They won't touch a doorknob without sanitising it, let alone shake hands.
未殺菌的門把不碰，更別提握手囉。
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Number 3: The Tickler
第三名：「一指神摳」。
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Everything appears normal enough, and then something feels a bit odd.
起先一切沒有任何不對勁，但好戲正在後頭。
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It's their middle finger stroking the palm of your hand.
她的中指在你掌上摳來摳去。
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In second place, it's "The Vice".
第二名：油壓剪。
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Once you escape the crushing grip of the Vice, you can't help but feel sorry for him.
一旦抽離了油壓剪似的那隻手，你就不禁深感抱歉。
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He must feel terribly inadequate to shake hands like that.
他一定是覺得己不如人，才這樣握的。
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And here it is...
終於來到
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The worst of the worst, the bottom of the barrel, the handshake only a mother could love...
糟糕中的透頂，歹酒陳甕底，只有親生母親能接受的握手方式。
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"The Dead Fish"
「死魚一條」
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If handshakes say something about you, this one has to say, "You're a limp-wristed pushover who's easily battered into submission".
如果握手透露你的為人，那麼這種握手代表「你是個肉雞，直接喊投降」。
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business.gov.au has the tools and templates to help plan, start and grow your business, so you don't get off to a shaky start.
business.gov.au 提供你計畫、創業、興業的任何指南。
