You cannot be late on your first day.

第一天你不能遲到。

Chop chop.

趕快。

Lickety-split.

該走了。

Move it, mister.

動起來，先生。

Shake a leg.

跑起來。

Don't dilly dally.

不要拖拖拉拉。

You should have had everything ready to go last night Oisín.

你昨天就應該要準備好了， Oisín 。

You're not helping.

你在幫倒忙。

Fix that top button.

最上面那顆扣子扣起來。

Do up that tie.

領帶打好。

Mum!

媽！

It's too big for me.

這對我來說太大了。

It'll fit you next year.

明年就合適了。

You cannot wear them.

你不能穿它們。

They're shoes!

這是鞋子！

Well, they look like runners to me.

我覺得看起來像球鞋。

Jesus, the weight of that bag.

天啊，這書包的重量。

The price of that book list.

這書單的價錢。

The price of that uniform.

這制服的價錢。

The price of that class trip.

這班遊的價錢。

Voluntary contribution my eye.

愛心捐獻個頭。

What are you looking for?

你在找什麼？

A pen.

一支筆。

He doesn't even have a pen.

他連筆都沒有。

Who do you have for history this year?

你這學年的歷史課是誰教？

Mr. Flanagan.

Flanagan 先生。

Oh, Jesus wept.

喔！老天爺在哭泣。

Who bought these?

這誰買的？

Dad.

爸爸。

Nothing but sugar and...

裡面除了糖什麼都沒有...

I'm making you porridge.

我煮燕麥粥給你吃。

No, please.

拜託，不要。

Here, take that.

拿著這個。

No mum, can I have some money for lunch?

媽媽我不要，可以給我一點午餐錢嗎？

I'll make you sandwiches.

我做三明治給你帶。

There's nothing wrong with jam sandwiches.

帶果醬三明治沒有錯。

With lettuce and cheese sandwiches.

生菜起司三明治。

Gherkins and Branston sauce sandwiches.

醃黃瓜加布蘭斯頓醬三明治。

Oisín, don't sit beside Barry this year.

Oisín ，今年不要坐在 Barry 旁邊。

What? Why?

什麼？為什麼？

You know why.

你知道為什麼。

Mum!

媽媽！

Sit beside James White.

坐在 James White 旁邊。

Didn't he get all As?

他不是都拿 A 嗎？

Yeah, but he's a nob.

對，但他是個呆頭鵝。

A what?

一個什麼？

He's boring.

他很無聊。

That's not what you said now.

你剛剛不是這樣說的。

That coat isn't warm enough.

那件外套不夠暖。

Put that on.

穿這個。

Mum, I'm not wearing that.

媽媽，我不要穿這個。

Oisín.

Oisín 。

No!

不要！

I'll drop you down.

我載你去。

No, I'll cycle.

不，我騎腳踏車。

- Are you embarrassed of your mother? - Yeah, obviously.

- 你覺得你媽很丟臉嗎？ - 對，當然。

Helmet.

安全帽。

Argh!

哼！

Right, give us a look at you there now.

好，讓我看看你。

Mum, I got to go.

媽，我要走了。

Okay, best of luck, pet. Best luck.

好，寶貝今天順利。

Put that coat back on!

把外套穿回去！

And the helmet.

還有帽子。

♪ Doomdah ♪

嘟噠

Hey we are Foil Arms and Hog, thanks a million for watching. New videos on Thursdays.

嗨我們是 Foil Arms and Hog ，萬分感謝你們在星期四看我們的影片。

The Irish premiere of Craicling is coming to the Dublin Fringe on the 16th of September.

我們的 live 節目 Craicling，9 月 16 號將在愛爾蘭的都柏林「邊緣」藝術節舉辦首場。

One week only.

一個禮拜而已。

That's really all you need to know.

這就所有你需要知道的。

Yeah, that is all you need to know.

對，這就是所有你需要知道的。

♪ Doomdah ♪

嘟噠