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(bouncy upbeat music)
- [Announcer] Innovation, inspiration, ingenuity.
The new iPhone.
The newest in a line of smartphones
that have revolutionized the way we communicate
and make the world a better place.
Revolutionize the way we communicate?
Aren't these things almost a thousand dollars
despite the cheap way we use to make them?
100 percent.
But what are you gonna do about it?
Not buy an iPhone? (laughing)
Don't make me laugh.
You're nutsack, so buy the iPhone.
You need a phone right?
You can't call into work with a carrier pigeon.
What are you gonna do?
Take your fixy down to the phone smith
and grab a handmade Samsung
you dumb piece of.
You think an Android was made
under better working conditions
you stupid Pollyanna?
We've got you cornered pissbag.
It's our world now.
Drive an electric car?
That electricity still comes from fossil fuels.
Eat vegan?
You're groceries are picked by exploited migrants.
You couldn't be good if you tried.
So wallow in your sin,
and play some JuiceJam on your phone while you're at it.
The way I see it, you've got two options.
One, you could organize with other working class people,
go on strike, form unions and collectives.
Unite together with your friends, family, and neighbors
to dismantle the systems of oppression and inequality
in our society.
I know it sounds hard, but it's actually not that hard.
You could start right now.
You're on the computer,
you're a click away from being better.
Or, you could be a nasty little pig and buy the phone.
The new iPhone.
Squeal for me pig.
Squeal.
(techno music)
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There are no stupid questions.
- Are you my freaking dad?
(group laughing)
- So sign up for your free trial today.
Or don't, ya know, do what you think is right.
I'm not, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life.
I don't even know you, that would be crazy.
I um, it was wrong of me to tell you what to do.
I'm sorry, and that's on me.
I'm ruining the CTA?
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Shut Up and Buy This iPhone

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林宜悉 發佈於 2019 年 10 月 11 日
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