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  • (bouncy upbeat music)

  • - [Announcer] Innovation, inspiration, ingenuity.

  • The new iPhone.

  • The newest in a line of smartphones

  • that have revolutionized the way we communicate

  • and make the world a better place.

  • Revolutionize the way we communicate?

  • Aren't these things almost a thousand dollars

  • despite the cheap way we use to make them?

  • 100 percent.

  • But what are you gonna do about it?

  • Not buy an iPhone? (laughing)

  • Don't make me laugh.

  • You're nutsack, so buy the iPhone.

  • You need a phone right?

  • You can't call into work with a carrier pigeon.

  • What are you gonna do?

  • Take your fixy down to the phone smith

  • and grab a handmade Samsung

  • you dumb piece of.

  • You think an Android was made

  • under better working conditions

  • you stupid Pollyanna?

  • We've got you cornered pissbag.

  • It's our world now.

  • Drive an electric car?

  • That electricity still comes from fossil fuels.

  • Eat vegan?

  • You're groceries are picked by exploited migrants.

  • You couldn't be good if you tried.

  • So wallow in your sin,

  • and play some JuiceJam on your phone while you're at it.

  • The way I see it, you've got two options.

  • One, you could organize with other working class people,

  • go on strike, form unions and collectives.

  • Unite together with your friends, family, and neighbors

  • to dismantle the systems of oppression and inequality

  • in our society.

  • I know it sounds hard, but it's actually not that hard.

  • You could start right now.

  • You're on the computer,

  • you're a click away from being better.

  • Or, you could be a nasty little pig and buy the phone.

  • The new iPhone.

  • Squeal for me pig.

  • Squeal.

  • (techno music)

  • - Hey gang, Brennan here.

  • If you dig college humor and wanna support what we do

  • sign up for Dropout.

  • For the cost of a very big dumpling per month,

  • you'll get videos like this a whole week sooner,

  • chat with us live in the Dropout discord,

  • and exclusive content such as Dimension 20.

  • There are no stupid questions.

  • - Are you my freaking dad?

  • (group laughing)

  • - So sign up for your free trial today.

  • Or don't, ya know, do what you think is right.

  • I'm not, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life.

  • I don't even know you, that would be crazy.

  • I um, it was wrong of me to tell you what to do.

  • I'm sorry, and that's on me.

  • I'm ruining the CTA?

(bouncy upbeat music)

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閉嘴,買這個iPhone (Shut Up and Buy This iPhone)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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