Namaste.

你好！

You have a really great yoga practice.

你今天的瑜伽練習真的很棒。

I saw your inversions at the end of class, pretty impressive!

我在課程快結束的時候有看到你的倒立姿勢，非常厲害呢！

Thank you, I've been practicing about five days a week for quite a while now.

謝謝，我每週平均練習五天，已經持續好一陣子了。

How long have you been practicing?

那妳練瑜伽多久了呢？

Um... about a year.

呃... 大概一年左右。

I'm actually gonna get my certification this fall.

其實，我這個秋天就可以拿到證照了。

That's really fantastic.

那太棒了。

I bet you're gonna be a great teacher.

我相信妳會是個很優秀的老師。

I'm sorry, did you just look at my chest?

不好意思... 你剛剛是不是看了我的胸部？

Yeah.

是。

Can I go to one yoga class without being completely ogled by some jerk?

我上瑜伽課時就不能不遇到色瞇瞇地打量我的混蛋嗎？

Hold on just, just a second here, can I say something really quickly?

等... 等一下，我可以很快地說句話嗎？

Oh, now you're asking for permission, please...

噢！現在才要徵求我同意，拜託...

If you really didn't want me to stare at your beautiful breasts, you'd be wearing something other than a purple sports bra, covering maybe a third of your perfect tits.

如果妳真的不希望我注視妳美麗的胸部，妳就不會穿這件只遮住了妳完美胸部的三分之一的紫色運動胸罩。

And another thing, I'm biologically programmed to stare at boobs, okay?

再來還有一點，從生物學來說，我本來就會盯著胸部看，好嗎？

It's in my DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts.

搜尋柔軟的、哺育生命的胸部是我的 DNA 的一部分。

And it's not a personal thing, it's not about me, it's about my potential future offspring! Okay?

這不是我的個人嗜好，也不是為了我自己，這都是為了我未來潛在的後代子孫著想！好嗎？

So really it's a selfless act I'm paying it forward.

所以說真的，這是一種無私的舉動，我只是想把它延續下去。

And one last thing, okay, if all that isn't enough.

如果剛剛說的那些還不夠的話，最後還有一點。

I spent the best eighteen months of my life sucking on those things for my very sustenance, okay?

我人生中最美好的十八個月都在吸允著胸部以存活，這樣可以嗎？

So don't you think that maybe, in the recesses of my mind that I look at breasts and I think of a safe haven, that they are objects of love and caring, representing a time in my life when days were easy, and that maybe I saw all of that in your beautiful breasts?

所以難道妳不覺得也許在我內心深處，當我看到胸部時，我想到的是一個安全的避風港，把他們視為愛與關懷，象徵著我人生中最無憂無慮的時光，以及也許妳美麗的胸部讓我聯想到那一切嗎？

I don't know what to say.

我不知道該說什麼了。

That was actually logical, and somehow sweet.

你說的其實蠻有道理的，也蠻窩心的。

Do you wanna go get coffee or something?

你想一起喝杯咖啡之類的嗎？

You know, that'd be really great.

你知道嗎，這是個很好的主意 。

Hey, Mitch, how's it going man?

嘿！Mitch ，最近如何啊？

Hey Greg, I thought you were swimming, what are you doing at yoga?

嗨 Greg ！我以為你去游泳了，你在瑜伽教室這邊做什麼？

Oh, well, I was, and then I met April and now I'm doing yoga.

噢，是這樣的，我原本是要去游泳的，結果我遇見 April ，所以就去上瑜伽了。

Are you guys... ?

你們兩個是...？

-Yeah... -Oh, no no no no no...

-沒錯... -噢！沒有沒有...

Excuse me?

妳說什麼？

I'm sorry, I just...

我很抱歉，我只是...

Mitch just made some really great points about my breasts.

Mitch 剛剛對我的胸部發表了非常精采的看法 。

God damn it, Mitch.

可惡，Mitch 。

Sorry Greg.

抱歉了， Greg 。

April, have you ever been to a chakra-puncture-meditation?

April ，妳去過冥想課程嗎？

This guy?

這個傢伙？

Oh! come on... really?

噢！拜託... 認真的嗎？

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收看每週五新的一集，按訂閱。

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如果你想看前傳，按這裡。

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如果你喜歡胸部，按這裡。

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If you like these T-shirts, send us a thousand dollars, and we'll send you one. -Yeah.

-如果你喜歡這些 T-shirt ，寄給我們一千元，我們會寄一件給你。 -對。

Maybe two.

或兩件。

-I don't think so. -Two is too much.

-我想不會吧。 -兩件太多了。