with the sharpener in the back!

還有一個削鉛筆機！

Yeah Mom, I'm gonna need you to transfer

媽，我需要你匯

a lot more money into my account.

多一點錢到我的帳戶

Back to School－Kid vs. Adult

返校日：小孩 vs. 大人

Finally!

終於！

I'm gonna look so cool on the first day of school!

我要在第一天看起來很酷！

(squeals)

(尖叫)

This is fine.

這樣就可以了

Text me.

你再密我

- [Guy] Yeah. - 'Kay.

好哦

(phone vibrates)

(手機震動)

Ew.

矮額

Dude it's been two seconds.

才兩秒誒

Nah, ew!

不行不行，很噁誒！

Mmm, my favorite, thanks for breakfast Mom!

嗯，我最喜歡的！媽，謝謝你的早餐！

Sorry, can I get a venti triple shot, double down,

不好意思，我要一杯三份濃縮特大杯、特濃的

mix it around, bring it back home iced coffee?

又讓我的可以撐到回家的冰咖啡

Oh, just in time for the bus.

太好了，及時趕上公車

Over here!

這裡這裡！

Oh is this a parking spot?

那是一個停車位嗎？

(horn honks) God damn Smart car!

(喇叭聲) 該死的智慧車！

Hey you, you leaving?

那個誰，你要走了嗎？

I need parking!

我要一個車位！

Meghan, Taylor, we're in the same math class.

Meghan、Taylor 我們數學課同班耶

(squeals) Let's go play four square.

我們一起去玩四角球 (一種傳球遊戲)

Please no one talk to me, please no one talk to me.

拜託不要找我講話、拜託不要找我講話

- [Guy] Hey, aren't you in our Chem301 class?

嘿，你不是跟我們一起修化學課嗎？

(scoffs)

(嘆氣)

I trade you my Gushers for your Fruit Roll-Up.

我用我的水果軟糖跟你換卷尺糖

- [Friend] No way, a Fruit Roll-Up is worth

不行，要換卷尺糖至少要

at least a Gusher and a cookie.

一包水果軟糖跟一塊餅乾

- Nuh-uh.

哪有這樣的

Yeah, um how many pack of Ramen can I get with this?

這些錢可以買幾包泡麵？

Kobe!

Kobe 再現！

- [Salesperson] Half off gym memberships.

要辦瘦超多健身房會員嗎？

- Kobe.

Kobe 再現！

Four times three is 12, two times five is 10,

4 乘以 3 等於 12 ，2 乘以 5 等於10

six times three is 18.

6 乘以 3 等於 18

I'm done my homework!

我寫完作業了！

Okay, so today on the syllabus, I gotta do

按照今天的課綱，我要完成

chapter 12, chapter 14, chapter 15,

第 12 章、14章、15章

chapter 21, chapter 26, chapter 29, 30,

21章、26 章、29 章、30 章

31, 32, 33, 40 to 50.

31章、32 章、33 章、40 到 50章

Cool, right after this show.

很好，我先看完這節目再說

I can't wait to do this again tomorrow.

我等不及明天的作業了！

Mmm, grape, my favorite flavor.

嗯葡萄，我最喜歡的口味！

Oh I can't believe I have to do this all again tomorrow.

我的天啊，我不敢相信我明天還要重來一次

Mmm, grape, my favorite flavor.

嗯葡萄，我最喜歡的口味！

Hi, if you like this video, make sure

嗨，如果你喜歡這部影片，請記得

you give it a big thumbs up, and if you don't

給我一個讚，如果你不喜歡的話

you're gonna hurt my feelings, and I'm gonna tell my mom.

會很傷我的心，而且我還會跟我媽媽說

My last video's right over there,

我上一支影片在這邊

my second vlog channel's right over there.

另一個部落格頻道在這邊

Make sure you subscribe, because I make new videos

請記得訂閱，因為我每週一

every Monday and Thursday, and I want you

和週四都會發新影片，我也希望你

to be here and be my friend.

當我的朋友

One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop!

我是 Superwoman，愛你們，掰！