or is he just Chinese?

還是因為他是中國人？

[Laughter]

(笑聲)

Hey guys, I'm sorry... you're just, you're making a bunch of Asian jokes

嘿各位，抱歉...你們、你們講了一堆亞洲梗

and you're all Asian, and I'm not,

你們是亞洲人，但我不是

It's just making me a little uncomfortable.

這讓我有點不太自在

It's fine. Asians are racist against other Asians.

沒事啦，亞洲人本來就會歧視亞洲人

Allow us to Asiansplain.

讓我為你「亞洲式」解釋一下

I'd rather you didn't.

可以不要嗎

What if we did it in the whitest way possible... in a style of a

那如果我們用最像白人的方式...像是

Barbershop Quartet?

理髮師合唱團？

Oh yay, I got HATS!

喔耶！我有帽子！

Asians don't like Asians

亞洲人討厭亞洲人

We come from different lands

我們都從各地來

Asians don't like Asians

亞洲人討厭亞洲人

If you're Asian you'll understand

如果你是亞洲人那你一定瞭

You know why we hate you

你知道我們為何恨你嗎？

I don't have a clue

我完全不知道

Here's a hint, it rhymes with

給你點提示，有沒有聽過

World War II

二次世界大戰

Oh God

喔天啊

Don't even get me started on

不要逼我開始談論

World War II

二次世界大戰

You did some fucked-up shit in

在二戰期間你做了

World War II

很多垃圾事

It's all propaganda!

那都是政治宣傳！

Many Chinese people standing shoulder to shoulder

很多中國人肩並肩站著

to shoulder to shoulder

肩並肩擠著

Overpopulation!

人口過多！

Cantonese sounds like barking dogs

廣東話聽起來像狗叫聲

YAO MO GAO CUO!!!

有沒有搞錯！(廣東話)

It's dirty and gross, and covered in smog

中國又髒又亂，還有一堆霧霾

Now do me!

現在換我了！

Koreans are tacky and flashy

韓國人俗氣又膚淺

Too much plastic surgery is trashy

一堆整形讓人看了好膩

Go on...

繼續啊

That's it.

就這樣

That's it? Half a verse?

就這樣？半段而已？

Yeah, you're a half a country.

對啊，你也只算半個國家

I understand.

我懂了

We think we're each the best

我們都自以為是最棒的

Don't confuse us for the rest

不要把我們跟其他國家搞混

Are you Chinese?

你是中國人嗎？

Hell no! Are you Korean?

當然不是！你是韓國人嗎？

Hell no! Are you Japanese?

當然不是！你是日本人嗎？

I wish. I mean, hell no!

我希望我是，呃我是說，當然不是！

Asians don't like Asians

亞洲人討厭亞洲人

Chinese Korean Japanese

中國人、韓國人、日本人

The Top Three Asian countries,

亞洲國家前三強

We are the Big Three

我們就是三巨頭

Whoa! What about all the other Asian countries, like the Philippines?

那其他亞洲國家呢？菲律賓之類的？

No, Philippines: three.

沒有菲律賓，只有三個國家

Whoa Korea, I didn't even see you there.

噢韓國，我現在才知道你也在

Unbelievable, I'm even getting this from the Philippines?

不敢置信，連菲律賓都可以嗆我？

Asians are super duper

亞洲人超級無敵...

Racist!

歧視！

Yeah, you know what guys? I think I get it--

嘿你們知道嗎？我覺得我懂了...

Korea is the worst!

韓國超爛！

WHOA!

哇噢！

America is the victim!

美國才是受害者！