I'm Benedict Cumberbatch,

我是班尼迪克‧康柏拜區

and I'm here for two reasons.

我有兩件事要跟你說

Firstly, to kindly invite you and a guest—

第一件事，我誠摯邀請你

yes, that's you—

沒錯，就是你

to join me for tea in Los Angeles

和我在洛杉磯一同共度茶會

and attend the red carpet premiere

然後參加《復仇者聯盟3：無限之戰》的

of Avengers: Infinity War.

紅毯首映會

Secondly, I'm here to show you the secret

第二件事，我要告訴你

to making the perfect cup of tea.

泡出一杯完美的茶的秘訣

Now the trick to making a truly perfect cup of tea

要泡出一杯真正的好茶

is to coax out the tea's natural essence

訣竅在於盡可能溫柔地說出你的渴望

and subtle flavors

藉此把茶葉的自然精隨

by ever so gently vocalizing your desire.

和微妙的風味哄騙出來

You've gotta make the tea feel comfortable at this point,

在這階段，你要想辦法讓茶葉舒服

so um,

就是呢

you know, help the tea let its hair down.

幫助茶葉舒展身心

Let it relax.

讓它放鬆

Let it steep in your passion.

讓它浸淫在你的熱情中

That's it, darling.

做得很好，親愛的

Take your time.

慢慢來

There's no rush.

不用急

It's just you and me.

只有你和我

Here.

在這裡

Together.

一起

You're perfect.

你真完美

You're radiant.

太美麗了

I must have you.

我必須占有你

And that's it.

就這樣

So for your chance to join me for tea

若是你想和我共度茶會

and attend the premiere of Avengers: Infinity War,

還有參加《復仇者聯盟3：無限之戰》的首映會

enter now at omaze.com/benedict.

趕快加入 omaze.com/benedict

This is to benefit a charity very close to my heart

同時資助一個很深得我心的慈善團體

called GEANCO.

叫做 GEANCO

Cheers.

乾杯

Ow! Oh!

哇！噢！

**** that's hot!

**** 太燙了！

Oh. Aaah!

噢，啊啊啊！

I can't taste anything.

我舌頭沒知覺了