It's worse than the thumb.

這比拇指還糟

This is so unfair.

這太不公平了

Why is it unfair?

為什麼不公平？

So I have a flaw! Big deal!

就算我有缺點好了！這又沒什麼！

Like Joey's constant knuckle- cracking isn't annoying?

像喬伊不停地折手指，這不惱人嗎？

And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word,

然後羅斯，每個字都過分發音

and Monica, with that snort when she laughs?

莫妮卡，大笑時的鼻息聲

I mean, what the hell is that thing?

我是說，那天殺的是什麼？

I accept all those flaws. Why can't you accept me for this?

這些缺點我全接受。為什麼你們不能接受我這點？

Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody, or just him?

折手指關節的聲音是惹惱大家，還是只有惹惱他？

I could live without it.

沒有的話當然比較好

Is it like, a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?

是有一點點惱人？還是是像菲比嚼她的頭髮時那樣惱人？

Don't listen to him, Pheebs, alright? I think it's endearing.

菲比別聽他的好嗎？我覺得那很可愛

Oh, you do, do you?

哦，你如此覺得，不是嗎？

Now, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.

發音正確並沒有錯，好嗎？

lndeed there isn't.

當然，沒錯

I should really get back to work.

我真的應該回去工作了

Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.

是啊，不然有人可能會真的拿到他們所點的餐

Ohhh... The hair comes out and the gloves come off!

噢，頭髮吐出來後，就要開打了是吧？