This is actually me.

沒錯，是我本人。

Let's start with Quora.com.

先從 Quora 開始。

Why are there so many pictures of Jennifer Lawrence showing the middle finger?

為什麼有這麼多珍妮佛勞倫斯比中指的照片？

Cuz I'm an asshole.

因為我就是個王八。

How can I get a date with Jennifer Lawrence?

要怎樣才能跟珍妮佛勞倫斯約會？

Honestly, just ask me.

直接約我啊，真的。

I have not been touched by a man in a very long time.

我已經很久沒有跟男人約會了。

Is Jennifer Lawrence becoming a chameleon like Meryl Streep?

珍妮佛勞倫斯會不會成為下一個梅莉史翠普？

No, absolutely not. I don't have the talent threshold.

不，絕對不會，我沒那麼有才華。

what are a few of the best Jennifer Lawrence memes?

珍妮佛勞倫斯有哪些爆紅的網路搞笑圖文？

I have no way of knowing.

我真的不知道。

I would I would rather die than watch a meme with myself.

我寧願死也不要看自己出洋相。

How would you describe Jennifer Lawrence in one word?

用一個詞來形容珍妮佛勞倫斯。

Nice, I'm nice, right? Okay.

好人，我是個好人吧？對。

Which Jennifer Lawrence items should I get a hardcore fan for Christmas?

推薦一個和珍妮佛勞倫斯有關的聖誕節禮物，要送給她的鐵粉。

Katniss Barbie, right?

凱妮絲的芭比，可吧？(《飢餓遊戲》中的女主角)

Reddit.

Reddit。

Are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lawrence dating?

布萊德彼特和珍妮佛勞倫斯在交往嗎？

No, but I'm not super excited to shut that rumor down.

沒有，但我是沒有很想要制止這個謠言啦！

Wikipedia.

維基百科。

Yes it's me, you know.

對，就是我。

Lawrence says that she finds acting quote stupid and does not believe in being quote cocky about her success.

勞倫斯説她覺得演戲很「愚蠢」。

As a role model to young people, she tries to be careful with her words.

身為年輕人的模範，珍妮佛勞倫斯十分注意自己的言行。

Well, I think that we all know that that's not true, so we can just delete that.

嗯，我想大家都知道這不是事實，所以我要刪掉它。

Never really made it there.

我怎麼可能注意自己言行。

Lawrence said that she knew from an early age that she would be famous.

勞倫斯説她早就知道自己會成功。

Just delete that I'm never drinking in an interview ever again.

都刪掉，我再也不要在節目上喝酒了。

I don't know why I said that and that quote has been haunting me for my whole life, so just delete.

我不知道我為何講出那種話，而且一發不可收拾，讓我一直很困擾，所以我要刪掉它。

Sign in at mail.ru

Mail.ru (俄羅斯版的 Facebook)。

Does Jennifer Lawrence who starred in "hungry" games speak in Russian?

演「幾餓」遊戲的那個珍妮佛勞倫斯會講俄文嗎？

No, I don't do that.

不，我不會。

YouTube.

YouTube。

Do you think it's a coincidence that Reggie Bush's wife looks just like you?

妳覺得藍吉・布希 (前美式足球員) 的老婆跟妳長得超像只是巧合嗎？

I don't.

我覺得不是耶！

Can Jennifer Lawrence have her own talk show already?

珍妮佛勞倫斯已經有自己的脫口秀了嗎？

I'm honestly not good enough, it was only because it was Kim.

說真的，我不擅長主持，上次因為是金當來賓。

I wouldn't be good at that.

我還差得遠呢！

I like Jennifer Lawrence but she always seems drunk.

我喜歡珍妮佛勞倫斯，但她好像每次都醉醺醺的。

Well, I'm not ever drunk when I'm working. On the weekends, maybe.

嗯，我在工作的時候不會喝酒啦，週末都醉醺醺的倒是有可能。

I think that's probably just be reacting to nervousness.

我覺得我喝酒應該是為了緩解緊張吧！

I feel like Jennifer Lawrence is that one best friend who just walks into your house, eat your food right out of your fridge, tries on your clothes and drinks all your wine.

感覺珍妮佛勞倫斯是那種直接進你家、翻你的冰箱找食物，亂穿你的衣服，然後喝光你的酒的那種好友。

Yeah, that's pretty right, yep.

對啊，我就是這種人，對。

Instagram.

Instagram。

Jennifer's first pet was a schnauzer named Ozzie.

珍妮佛養的第一隻寵物是名叫奧茲的雪納瑞。

He hated Jennifer and her family so much that he never wanted to be in the same room as them.

奧茲超討厭珍妮佛和其他家人，所以都不想和他們待在同一個地方。

As irrelevant as that may be it's absolutely true.

可能很難想像，但這是真的。

Ozzie hated us.

奧茲超討厭我們的。

You know how dogs normally like to stay in the room where people circulate the most.

你知道，狗狗通常喜歡待在很多人聚集的地方。

He always stayed in the opposite room.

但奧茲永遠不會和我們待在同個空間。

Twitter.

推特。

How does Jennifer Lawrence even exist?

怎麼有珍妮佛勞倫斯這種人存在啊？

Are we sure she's a real human?

確定她是個真人嗎？

I don't know how to respond to that.

我真不知道該怎麼回應。

I can assure you (that) I'm all too real, unfortunately.

但我和你保證，很不幸的，我是活生生的真人。

Why doesn't Jennifer Lawrence have Twitter?

珍妮佛勞倫斯怎麼沒有推特？

Does she not realize how amazing her tweets would be.

她不知道她的推文一定會超有人氣的嗎？

If I knew how to hook my phone up to Wi-Fi, then that would be a different conversation.

如果我學會怎麼讓手機連上 Wi-Fi，情況就不一樣囉！

Is it me or does she look like a Hungarian Jennifer Lawrence?

只有我覺得她長得像匈牙利版的珍妮佛勞倫斯嗎？

I guess she kind of looks like me, yeah.

對耶，她長得跟我是蠻像的。

Was Jennifer Lawrence naked with body makeup in the x-men movies or was it a skintight suit?

珍妮佛勞倫斯在 X 戰警裡面是裸身，然後在身上化妝，還是穿緊身衣？

It was both, for the first movie I was naked with body paint.

兩個都有，第一和第二集我是裸身，然後身上化妝。

And for the last three, I've had a suit.

之後的三集我穿緊身衣。

How does Jennifer Lawrence not know what a 3D printer is?

珍妮佛勞倫斯怎麼會不知道 3D 列印機是什麼？

I have no idea what a 3D printer is.

我真的不知道 3D 列印機是什麼。

The idea of that and what somebody tried to explain to me like blows my mind that they could exist.

別人試著跟我解釋它的原理，我聽得霧撒撒，怎麼有這種東西存在。

It makes no sense.

不合理啊！

IMDB.com.

IMDB.com。

Trade mark, Slightly husky voice, mm-hmm.

特徵：有點沙啞的嗓音，嗯哼。

Witty sense of humor, That's nice.

機智的幽默感，不錯喔！

Often works with David O. Russell and Bradley Cooper.

常常和大衛・歐・羅素和布萊德利・庫柏合作。

Umm, not careful with what she says, kind of a mess but overall, pretty nice lady.

嗯⋯說話有點不經大腦，常搞烏龍，但整體而言是個不錯的女孩。

That was me the entire time, the accounts for me.

這就是我，剛剛都是我本人辦的帳號。

I drank for eight hours.

我連喝了八個小時。

Well doesn't look good.

妳看起來有點糟。

Thanks

謝啦！