I'd like to stick garden gnomes in this building

我想在這棟樓裡貼上花園侏儒。

Yeah, I guess you would

是啊，我想你會

Hi, death will find you soon

嗨，死神很快就會找到你

I'm not sure you'll be remembered

我不知道你會不會被人記住

You're the devil

你是魔鬼

That little boy has like a thousand freckles

那個小男孩有一千個雀斑。

And everybody's all "ewwwww"

每個人都是 "哎呀呀"。

Like there's goobers on his bod

就像他的身體上有goobers一樣。

I'm done listening

我已經聽完了

You know, Ted's always kinda freaky

你知道，泰德總是有點怪異的

He eats hair

他吃頭髮

Human hair

人類的頭髮

He's the first one to say "Let's go out and eat hair!"

他'是第一個說 "我們出去吃頭髮吧！"的人。

It's wonderful now and again

妙不可言

See?

看到了嗎？

Mmmm, hair, mmmm

嗯，頭髮，嗯

If there's one thing our country doesn't need more of

如果有一件事我們的國家不需要更多的。

It's goose diarrhea!

這是鵝的腹瀉!

I heard you got orange rugs here

聽說你們這裡有橙色的地毯

That's a lie

這是個謊言

Hey could you cut me a rug here?

嘿，你能給我切一塊地毯嗎？

A rug?

地毯？

Yeah. An orange one

橙色的一個橙色的

No, we don't make them

不，我們不製造它們

I know

我知道

This one's a classic

這個是經典之作

Jordan the centipede taught me a card trick

蜈蚣喬丹教了我一個紙牌技巧。

Mmm hmm mmmm

嗯嗯嗯

Thank you

謝謝你了

You got happy cheer!

你得到了快樂的歡呼！

Ewwww, look!

Ewwww，看！

I went down to the summer camp and took a can of gasoline

我去了夏令營，拿了一罐汽油。

Don't light the cabins on fire

不要點燃小木屋。

I wish I couldn't, but it's too late

我希望我不能，但太晚了。

Ah, well doesn't that mean you go to jail?

啊，那不就意味著你要坐牢了嗎？

No, because I ran away

不，因為我跑了

You know what, I just love to twerk

你知道嗎，我就是喜歡扭腰舞。

holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla

呼啦，呼啦，呼啦，呼啦，呼啦，呼啦，呼啦。

I've been testing out some new campaign slogans that are a little less obvious

我一直在測試一些新的競選口號，這些口號不那麼明顯。

I need a bogel for the glotch

我需要一個博格爾，用來對付格洛特奇。

Stop Volution

停電

Your face isn't my face

你的臉不是我的臉

That old man just took your spork

那個老頭子剛剛拿走了你的豬肉

If you want boyfriend time, then you must be a girlfriend

如果你想要男朋友的時間，那麼你必須是一個女朋友

I hate pervy records

我討厭變態的記錄

Mhhaaah pfrengh!

Mhhaaah pfrengh!

Hmm, i wanna use that

嗯，我想用這個

I made a hole and then barfed on the beach

我挖了個洞，然後在沙灘上吐了一地。

I made a hole and then barfed on the beach

我挖了個洞，然後在沙灘上吐了一地。

I made a hole and then barfed on the beach

我挖了個洞，然後在沙灘上吐了一地。

This great nation's like a pork pie

這個偉大的國家就像一個豬肉餡餅。

Juicy America!

多汁的美國！

Gabe?!

Gabe?

Hey, who hates cigarettes?

嘿，誰討厭香菸？

I do!

而且要！

Hooray for you!

為你歡呼！

You know, originally Heidi wanted to marry a different fella

你知道嗎，本來海蒂是想嫁給另一個人的

She wanted Herbert Spinnecki

她想要赫伯特-斯賓納基

Yeah, he was into football

是的，他喜歡足球

Herbert was beautiful

赫伯特很美

He was just always very open and sensuous with me, you know?

他對我總是很開放，很感性，你知道嗎？

Like on the weekend, he'd bring fruit and lay by the fire with me

就像在週末，他帶著水果，和我一起躺在火堆旁

and tell me I looked like a French model

告訴我我看起來像個法國模特

What?!

什麼？

Why'd you even tell them that?

你為什麼要告訴他們這些？

Yeah, he's still a really close friend, the Spinnecki

是啊，他還是一個非常親密的朋友，Spinnecki。

I didn't know that

我不知道

Mm-hhhm

嗯哼

He's in the kitchen right now

他現在在廚房裡。

Wait, he's here?!

等等，他在這裡？

Mm-hhhm

嗯哼

Is he

他是...

Mmm-hhmm

嗯哼哼

What does this mean?

這意味著什麼？

Yeah, whatever

是啊，隨便你

At least I know she's mine

至少我知道她是我的。

I don't wanna ask who the baby daddy

我不想問誰是孩子的爸爸。

I know it's him.

我知道是他

Don't make us kiss now

不要讓我們現在親吻