It's not nice to.

這樣不太好吧！

[Mom] You can do it, Micha.

[媽媽] Micha，你可以這麼做

You can do it, Micha.

Micha，你可以這麼做

Can you inmitate your parents?

你可以模仿你的父母嗎？

Imitate your parents.

模仿你的父母

What does that mean?

那是什麼意思？

So like, copy cat.

嗯，有點像「學人精」

Copy whatever they say.

他們講什麼就學他們

Is there something that they always say?

有沒有什麼是他們常常說的？

I never did that in my life.

我這輩子從來沒有這麼做過

Say somethings that they always...

學他們常常說的...

You better stop being mean.

你不要再兇巴巴了

You can not jump on your bed or the sofa.

你不能在你的床上或是沙發上跳

You're breaking the sofa and you're breaking your bed.

你會把沙發用壞也會把你的床用壞

Make it like Michael Jackson and beat it.

學學麥可傑克森然後搞定它！

Today I met up with this guys named George at the...work.

我今天跟一個叫 George 的碰面，呃...在「工作」碰面的

Miley, go to bed.

Miley，去睡覺

Pick up your toys.

撿起你的玩具

Pick up the dog's poop.

把狗大便清掉

Come down right here.

現在馬上下來！

Here's my dad. Okay, now go to school.

這是我爸：好，現在去上學

Here's my mom. I'm so pretty.

這是我媽：我好漂亮喔！

(laughs)

(笑)

My mom farts.

我媽放屁

I love you.

我愛你

I love you a lot.

我很愛你

Henry, I love you.

Henry，我愛你

Elena, I love you.

Elena，我愛你

I love you.

我愛你

Oh. thank you.

噢，謝謝

Wake up, sweetie, wake up.

甜心，起床囉，起床

Good morning, Z.

Z，早安

Smile.

微笑

He's only eight.

他才八歲！

Okay.

好

What do you want for dinner?

你晚餐要吃什麼

Honey, it's time for dinner.

親愛的，晚餐時間到囉

Justin, time for dinner.

Justin，吃晚餐囉

It's your dinner young lady.

小姐，這是你的晚餐

Eat your dinner.

吃你的晚餐

Hey, eat your dinner again!

嘿，再吃一次你的晚餐

Eat faster. You're being so slow, we're gonna be late.

吃快一點，你好慢，我們要遲到了

Chew with your mouth shut.

咬東西的時候嘴巴閉緊

Brush your teeth.

去刷牙

Give me your phone.

給我你的手機

Get off your tablet.

不要再用平板了

Clara, can you please go get dressed?

Clara，你可以去換衣服嗎？

-You got any meetings today? -I think so.

-你今天要開會嗎？ -應該要

I work on my computer with photos.

我在我的電腦上處理相片

I want you to say something that your mom and dad always says to you.

我要你說一些你爸媽常常跟你說的話

They say go sleep with the rats.

他們說去跟老鼠睡覺

And they said eat the rats.

然後說把老鼠吃掉

What, is there a rat in your pocket?

什麼？你口袋裡面是有老鼠嗎？

(babbles)

(碎碎念)

What are they saying?

他們說什麼？

I have no idea.

我也不知道

One time my dad said you're going to see when I was a toy.

有一次我爸爸說，你會看到我是一個玩具

I don't think he is a real toy.

我不覺得他真的是一個玩具

Most of us, we are all humans.

我們大部分都是人類

Wow.

哇

Jasmine, go and clean the bathrooms.

Jasmine，去清廁所

Go to bed.

去睡覺

Do this, do that.

做這個，做那個

You go to your room.

你回你的房間

Clean up your mess right now.

現在收拾你製造的混亂

Go clean that room.

去清房間

Alexis, go clean your room up, it's messy.

Alexis，去打掃你的房間，很亂

Okay, go clean your room right now.

好，現在去收房間

Ava, clean your room right now, or I'm not going to give you any money.

Ava，現在去收房間，不然我不會給你錢

Clean.

清理

Clean your room.

清理你的房間

Go into your bedroom and play.

去你的房間玩

Blah blah blah blah blah...

嘰哩呱啦...

Sorry, what was that?

抱歉，你剛說什麼？

Daddy Poopy head.

爸爸是便便頭

Oh, honey, you're so cute.

噢，親愛的，你好可愛

Is there something your mom always says to you?

你媽有常常跟你說什麼嗎？

(nods)

(點頭)

Okay, what is it?

好，那是什麼？

Fat girl.

胖女孩

What? That's what you say to me.

幹嘛啦？你就這樣跟我說啊

Let's go to the mall.

我們去百貨公司

Bye, Felicia.

掰掰，Felicia

Don't do that.

別那樣

Stop that.

停止！

Stop that, Kenzie.

Kenzie，夠了

No, you can't do that.

不行，你不能那樣

No.

不行

No.

不行

No. no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不

What do you not understand about...

你不懂什麼嗎？

No!

不！

In a little bit.

再一下下

It's hope, not expected.

這是希望，而不是被期待的

I'm gonna steal your ice dream right now.

我現在就要偷你的冰淇淋

You can't have a cookie, missy.

小姐，你不能吃餅乾

You're so nasty.

你好噁心

Don't mess around.

不要弄得一團亂

Don't read my texts.

不要讀我的簡訊

Don't use that tone with me.

不要用那種口氣跟我說話

Aniyah, what are you doing?

Aniyah，你在幹嘛？

Stop snuggling Liam to dealth.

不要把 Liam 緊抱到死

I'm Mr. Grumpy Head.

我是壞脾氣先生

Give me a Pepsi, I'm taking a bath.

給我百事可樂，我在洗澡

Where's the bath salts?

浴鹽在哪裡？

So honey, what'd you do at school today?

所以親愛的，你今天在學校幹嘛呢？

(Chinese)

中文：快點做作業

Ｗhat does that mean?

這是什麼意思？

Do homework.

寫作業

Do your homework.

寫你的作業

Is there anything that they say that's less like an order, just like something funny?

有沒有什麼是比較天外飛來一筆的？或是好笑的？

Sweaty balls.

Sweaty 的球球

(laughs)

(笑)

That's what she says.

她就這麼說啊

I can't believe you just said that.

我不敢相信你剛剛這麼說