Internet for personal use is so wrong,

用公司網路做私事是非常不對的

but feels so good.

但感覺很爽

Kalan, your performance is below sub-par.

Kalan 你的表現低於水準

Please see Anna for career and life advice.

請去找安娜，尋求職涯和人生的意見

"Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady."

(歌詞) 因為我是痞子阿姆，沒錯，我是真正的阿姆

"All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating."

(歌詞) 你們其他人都只是在我模仿我

"So won't the real Slim Shady."

(歌詞) 所以不如真正的痞子阿姆

"Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up."

(歌詞) 站起來，站起來，站起來

No one notices your biceps, Kalan.

Kalan，沒有人會注意到你的二頭肌好嘛？

Kalan, please unpop your collar.

Kalan，請把你的衣領放下來

I have important news.

我有重要的訊息要告訴你

The results of the internal audit are in,

內部審核的結果出來了

and it turns out I'm the real Slim Shady,

結果顯示我才是真正的痞子阿姆

and all the other Slim Shadys are just imitating.

而其他所有人都只是在模仿我

So what does that make you, Kalan?

所以 Kalan ，你又是什麼東西？

Don't you love coming in early?

你不覺得提早來辦公室很棒嗎？

Don't have to deal with anyone's nonsense.

都不用理會其他的鳥事

Yeah.

喔嗯

"I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady."

(歌詞) 我是痞子阿姆，沒錯，我是真正的阿姆

"All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating."

(歌詞) 你們其他人都只是在我模仿我

You heard that song?

你聽過這首歌嗎？

Hmm?

蛤？

You heard that song?

你聽過這首歌嗎？

It's Eminem's.

是阿姆唱的

It's good.

很好聽

It's kind of older, though, but...

雖然是有點老的歌，但是...

"I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady."

(歌詞) 我是痞子阿姆，沒錯，我是真正的阿姆

I'll play it for you later.

我等等放給你聽