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  • How's it going guys? I am Matthias and today

    怎麼樣了,夥計們?我是馬蒂亞斯,今天

  • we're gonna be looking at some Photoshop fails

    我們要看一些Photoshop的失敗案例

  • or actually, you know what? More accurately,

    或者實際上,你知道嗎?更準確地說,

  • these are Photoshop masterpieces.

    這些都是Photoshop的傑作。

  • What we're looking at today

    我們今天要看的是

  • is animal mashes. I don't know, you put two

    是動物泥。我不知道,你把兩個

  • animals together and see if it works and there's

    動物在一起,看看它是否有效,有

  • a lot here that I'm gonna show you

    很多東西我都會給你看的

  • and hopefully you'll get a kick out of it

    希望你能從中得到啟發。

  • just as much as I will.

    就像我一樣會。

  • Oh, animal mashup, that's what I meant to say. (scoffs)

    哦,動物混搭,這就是我想說的。(嘲笑)

  • Remember, if you wanna see another one of these

    記住,如果你想再看一個這樣的東西

  • Photoshop fails video, make sure you give this video a like

    Photoshop失敗視頻,一定要給這個視頻點個贊

  • 'cause that lets me know to make more.

    因為這讓我知道要做更多。

  • (laughs) This is a--Okay, maybe... What?

    這是一個... 好吧,也許... ...什麼?

  • It's a penguin mixed with a killer whale.

    這是一隻企鵝和一頭虎鯨的混合體。

  • I'm gonna be honest with you: I would freak out just

    我跟你說實話我會嚇壞了只是

  • a tad when I first see this thing, but then after

    當我第一次看到這個東西的時候,有點,但後來在。

  • about two seconds, I'd realize "man, that thing is

    大約兩秒鐘,我就會意識到 "夥計,那東西是。

  • not very deadly because it can't even see me." (laughs)

    不是很致命,因為它甚至看不到我。"(笑)

  • Okay, I'd freak out for real on this thing. What in the

    好吧,我真的會被這東西嚇壞的。什麼在...

  • world? What is this? It's a penguin and a bat...?

    岍?這是什麼?這是一隻企鵝和一隻蝙蝠... ?

  • No, it's a penguin mixed with a dog, but it's two different dog mouths. (small laugh)

    不,這是一隻企鵝和一隻狗混在一起,但這是兩張不同的狗嘴。(小聲笑)

  • The entire thing is just a mouth, man. I was like

    整個就是一張嘴,男人。我當時就想

  • "What's with it? What's with this dog? I've never seen a dog like this.

    "它怎麼了?這狗是怎麼回事?我從來沒有見過這樣的狗。

  • It's 'cause it doesn't have a nose."

    那是因為它沒有鼻子。"

  • Okay, what's the deal with penguins? Why is everyone

    好吧,企鵝是怎麼回事?為什麼大家

  • everything a penguin? Penguin and a dog... What?

    企鵝的一切?企鵝和狗...什麼?

  • Am I missing something or is that the only thing that

    是我遺漏了什麼,還是隻有這一點。

  • people are allowed to mash-up? Penguin! Again!

    人們可以混搭?企鵝!再來!

  • I didn't search penguin or something! Although this

    我沒搜到企鵝什麼的!雖然這個

  • does look cuddly.

    確實看起來很可愛。

  • What the heck is that?

    那是什麼鬼東西?

  • What is that, like a pufferfish mixed with a kangaroo?

    那是什麼,就像河豚和袋鼠混在一起?

  • 'Kay, what is with--what is with all the dogs

    "凱,這些狗是怎麼回事

  • and birds? People really like dogs and birds!

    和鳥兒?人們真的喜歡狗和鳥!

  • What did I just say? What did I just say?

    我剛才說了什麼?我剛才說了什麼?

  • What is... What i... I don't--You gotta be kidding me!

    什麼是...我...我不... 你一定是在開玩笑!

  • If the next one is a dog and a bird, I swear I'm gonna

    如果下一個是一隻狗和一隻鳥,我發誓我要去

  • recheck what I searched. Definitely not a dog and a bird.

    重新檢查我搜索的內容。絕對不是一隻狗和一隻鳥。

  • (laughs) Definitely not a dog or a bird.

    (笑)絕對不是狗或鳥。

  • Oh, no, it IS a bird. But it's not a dog.

    哦,不,它是一隻鳥。但它不是一隻狗。

  • If this were a mythical creature, down in the comments below,

    如果這是一個神話般的生物,在下面的評論中。

  • what would be this mythical creature's name?

    這個神話中的生物叫什麼名字?

  • Okay, I've seen this one before. (laughs)

    好吧,我已經看到了這一個之前。(笑)

  • This is just a sassy pug. It's just a pug that

    這只是一隻風騷的哈巴狗。這只是一隻哈巴狗,

  • ate way too much and is just sassy.

    吃的太多了,而且就是風度翩翩。

  • Look at that hand on the hip. (laughs)

    看那隻手放在屁股上。(笑)

  • Okay, THIS would terrify me. If this thing came running

    好吧,這將是可怕的我。如果這東西跑過來

  • at me, I would probably spontaneously combust.

    在我身上,我可能會自燃。

  • Could you imagine? Could you imagine?!

    你能想象嗎?你能想象嗎?

  • Okay. (laughs) This is some serious camouflage, people.

    好吧 Okay.這是一些嚴重的偽裝,人。

  • A gecko's got nothing on this...pineapple bird...

    壁虎對這隻... 菠蘿鳥毫無辦法... ...

  • I wanna come up with names from these from now on.

    我想從現在開始用這些名字來命名。

  • For the rest of the video, I'm gonna come up with names for this.

    剩下的視頻,我會想出這個名字。

  • This one is...the...the--I'm trying to get creative here.

    這個是......是......是......我想在這裡發揮創意。

  • The pineapple bird! That's not creative at all.

    菠蘿鳥!這一點都沒有創意。

  • 'Kay, this one's too hard, I give up. Put it in the comments below.

    '凱,這個太難了,我放棄了。把它放在下面的評論裡。

  • Imagine if you just saw a little one of these

    想象一下,如果你只是看到一個小的這些

  • running around your apartment. People wouldn't

    在你的公寓裡跑來跑去人們不會

  • freak out ever if they had, like, a rodent problem

    嚇壞了永遠,如果他們有一樣,齧齒動物的問題,

  • because look how cute it is. Although, a lot of people

    因為你看它多可愛。雖然,很多人

  • think rodents are cute to begin with.

    認為齧齒動物是可愛的開始。

  • There you go, Amanda. There's a cat. It's just

    你去那裡,阿曼達。有一隻貓。它只是...

  • like "wassuuuuuuuup?"

    像 "wassuuuuuup?"

  • Oh... That is amazing. The head's slightly too big

    哦,真是太神奇了。頭有點大了

  • for its body. Regardless, that is pretty amazing.

    為其身體。不管怎麼說,這都是非常驚人的。

  • The Serpentine Stepper! That's a good name.

    蛇形步法!這名字真好聽

  • Oooh, that is creative. Although I hate legs!

    哦,那是創意。雖然我討厭腿!

  • Ewwww! I mean excess legs. My legs are alright. (laughs)

    Ewwww!我是說多餘的腿。我的腿是好的。(笑)

  • Owls work really well when you Photoshop them

    貓頭鷹的工作真的很好,當你Photoshop他們

  • because of their just, like, frightened eyes.

    因為他們的只是,喜歡,害怕的眼睛。

  • They're just like "I didn't know I was a tarantula!"

    他們就像 "我不知道我是一隻狼蛛!"

  • I don't know, I think that might scarier than just

    我不知道,我認為這可能比單純的嚇人

  • a normal tarantula. The...Owlantula. That

    一個正常的狼蛛。那個... ...Owlantula。那...

  • sounds like enchilada. (laughs)

    聽起來像墨西哥捲餅。(笑)

  • It's like, this reminds me of a chihuahua. You know

    這就像,這讓我想起了一隻吉娃娃。你知道嗎?

  • those dogs that just get mad at everything but they

    那些狗,只是生氣的一切,但他們。

  • can't do anything about it 'cause they're like this big?

    不能做任何事情,因為他們是這樣的大?

  • This is like a tiger-squirrel, it's just like SO mad

    這就像一隻老虎松鼠,它就像SO瘋了。

  • at something but it's so tiny, it's not threatening at all.

    但它太小了,根本沒有威脅。

  • Okay, I think this one is a really good one to end on

    好吧,我認為這一個是一個非常好的一個結束在

  • because it's a mixture of two things that are cute.

    因為它是兩樣東西的混合體,很可愛。

  • But that doesn't always mean it's gonna end up good.

    但這並不意味著一定會有好結果。

  • I call this the Chitten. It's a chicken cat.

    我叫它 "小貓"。這是一隻雞貓。

  • Make sure you let me know what other Photoshop

    一定要讓我知道還有哪些Photoshop

  • weirdness I should look at down in the comments below and make sure you give this

    詭異,我應該在下面的評論中往下看,請你一定要給這個。

  • video a like because, you know what? I might not

    視頻喜歡,因為,你知道嗎?我可能不會

  • do it again, it's all dependent if you guys actually like

    再來一次,這要看你們是否真的喜歡。

  • this, and that like button lets me know that you do.

    這個,而那個喜歡的按鈕讓我知道,你做。

  • So thank you very much for watching, please subscribe,

    所以非常感謝您的觀看,請您訂閱。

  • and I will see you in another episode of something. Goodbye!

    我將在另一集的某事中見到你。再見!

How's it going guys? I am Matthias and today

怎麼樣了,夥計們?我是馬蒂亞斯,今天

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