we're gonna be looking at some Photoshop fails

我們要看一些Photoshop的失敗案例

or actually, you know what? More accurately,

或者實際上，你知道嗎？更準確地說，

these are Photoshop masterpieces.

這些都是Photoshop的傑作。

What we're looking at today

我們今天要看的是

is animal mashes. I don't know, you put two

是動物泥。我不知道，你把兩個

animals together and see if it works and there's

動物在一起，看看它是否有效，有

a lot here that I'm gonna show you

很多東西我都會給你看的

and hopefully you'll get a kick out of it

希望你能從中得到啟發。

just as much as I will.

就像我一樣會。

Oh, animal mashup, that's what I meant to say. (scoffs)

哦，動物混搭，這就是我想說的。（嘲笑）

Remember, if you wanna see another one of these

記住，如果你想再看一個這樣的東西

Photoshop fails video, make sure you give this video a like

Photoshop失敗視頻，一定要給這個視頻點個贊

'cause that lets me know to make more.

因為這讓我知道要做更多。

(laughs) This is a--Okay, maybe... What?

這是一個... 好吧，也許... ...什麼？

It's a penguin mixed with a killer whale.

這是一隻企鵝和一頭虎鯨的混合體。

I'm gonna be honest with you: I would freak out just

我跟你說實話我會嚇壞了只是

a tad when I first see this thing, but then after

當我第一次看到這個東西的時候，有點，但後來在。

about two seconds, I'd realize "man, that thing is

大約兩秒鐘，我就會意識到 "夥計，那東西是。

not very deadly because it can't even see me." (laughs)

不是很致命，因為它甚至看不到我。"（笑）

Okay, I'd freak out for real on this thing. What in the

好吧，我真的會被這東西嚇壞的。什麼在...

world? What is this? It's a penguin and a bat...?

岍?這是什麼？這是一隻企鵝和一隻蝙蝠... ?

No, it's a penguin mixed with a dog, but it's two different dog mouths. (small laugh)

不，這是一隻企鵝和一隻狗混在一起，但這是兩張不同的狗嘴。(小聲笑)

The entire thing is just a mouth, man. I was like

整個就是一張嘴，男人。我當時就想

"What's with it? What's with this dog? I've never seen a dog like this.

"它怎麼了？這狗是怎麼回事？我從來沒有見過這樣的狗。

It's 'cause it doesn't have a nose."

那是因為它沒有鼻子。"

Okay, what's the deal with penguins? Why is everyone

好吧，企鵝是怎麼回事？為什麼大家

everything a penguin? Penguin and a dog... What?

企鵝的一切？企鵝和狗...什麼？

Am I missing something or is that the only thing that

是我遺漏了什麼，還是隻有這一點。

people are allowed to mash-up? Penguin! Again!

人們可以混搭？企鵝！再來！

I didn't search penguin or something! Although this

我沒搜到企鵝什麼的!雖然這個

does look cuddly.

確實看起來很可愛。

What the heck is that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

What is that, like a pufferfish mixed with a kangaroo?

那是什麼，就像河豚和袋鼠混在一起？

'Kay, what is with--what is with all the dogs

"凱，這些狗是怎麼回事

and birds? People really like dogs and birds!

和鳥兒？人們真的喜歡狗和鳥！

What did I just say? What did I just say?

我剛才說了什麼？我剛才說了什麼？

What is... What i... I don't--You gotta be kidding me!

什麼是...我...我不... 你一定是在開玩笑！

If the next one is a dog and a bird, I swear I'm gonna

如果下一個是一隻狗和一隻鳥，我發誓我要去

recheck what I searched. Definitely not a dog and a bird.

重新檢查我搜索的內容。絕對不是一隻狗和一隻鳥。

(laughs) Definitely not a dog or a bird.

(笑)絕對不是狗或鳥。

Oh, no, it IS a bird. But it's not a dog.

哦，不，它是一隻鳥。但它不是一隻狗。

If this were a mythical creature, down in the comments below,

如果這是一個神話般的生物，在下面的評論中。

what would be this mythical creature's name?

這個神話中的生物叫什麼名字？

Okay, I've seen this one before. (laughs)

好吧，我已經看到了這一個之前。（笑）

This is just a sassy pug. It's just a pug that

這只是一隻風騷的哈巴狗。這只是一隻哈巴狗，

ate way too much and is just sassy.

吃的太多了，而且就是風度翩翩。

Look at that hand on the hip. (laughs)

看那隻手放在屁股上。（笑）

Okay, THIS would terrify me. If this thing came running

好吧，這將是可怕的我。如果這東西跑過來

at me, I would probably spontaneously combust.

在我身上，我可能會自燃。

Could you imagine? Could you imagine?!

你能想象嗎？你能想象嗎？

Okay. (laughs) This is some serious camouflage, people.

好吧 Okay.這是一些嚴重的偽裝，人。

A gecko's got nothing on this...pineapple bird...

壁虎對這隻... 菠蘿鳥毫無辦法... ...

I wanna come up with names from these from now on.

我想從現在開始用這些名字來命名。

For the rest of the video, I'm gonna come up with names for this.

剩下的視頻，我會想出這個名字。

This one is...the...the--I'm trying to get creative here.

這個是......是......是......我想在這裡發揮創意。

The pineapple bird! That's not creative at all.

菠蘿鳥！這一點都沒有創意。

'Kay, this one's too hard, I give up. Put it in the comments below.

'凱，這個太難了，我放棄了。把它放在下面的評論裡。

Imagine if you just saw a little one of these

想象一下，如果你只是看到一個小的這些

running around your apartment. People wouldn't

在你的公寓裡跑來跑去人們不會

freak out ever if they had, like, a rodent problem

嚇壞了永遠，如果他們有一樣，齧齒動物的問題，

because look how cute it is. Although, a lot of people

因為你看它多可愛。雖然，很多人

think rodents are cute to begin with.

認為齧齒動物是可愛的開始。

There you go, Amanda. There's a cat. It's just

你去那裡，阿曼達。有一隻貓。它只是...

like "wassuuuuuuuup?"

像 "wassuuuuuup？"

Oh... That is amazing. The head's slightly too big

哦，真是太神奇了。頭有點大了

for its body. Regardless, that is pretty amazing.

為其身體。不管怎麼說，這都是非常驚人的。

The Serpentine Stepper! That's a good name.

蛇形步法！這名字真好聽

Oooh, that is creative. Although I hate legs!

哦，那是創意。雖然我討厭腿！

Ewwww! I mean excess legs. My legs are alright. (laughs)

Ewwww!我是說多餘的腿。我的腿是好的。（笑）

Owls work really well when you Photoshop them

貓頭鷹的工作真的很好，當你Photoshop他們

because of their just, like, frightened eyes.

因為他們的只是，喜歡，害怕的眼睛。

They're just like "I didn't know I was a tarantula!"

他們就像 "我不知道我是一隻狼蛛！"

I don't know, I think that might scarier than just

我不知道，我認為這可能比單純的嚇人

a normal tarantula. The...Owlantula. That

一個正常的狼蛛。那個... ...Owlantula。那...

sounds like enchilada. (laughs)

聽起來像墨西哥捲餅。（笑）

It's like, this reminds me of a chihuahua. You know

這就像，這讓我想起了一隻吉娃娃。你知道嗎？

those dogs that just get mad at everything but they

那些狗，只是生氣的一切，但他們。

can't do anything about it 'cause they're like this big?

不能做任何事情，因為他們是這樣的大？

This is like a tiger-squirrel, it's just like SO mad

這就像一隻老虎松鼠，它就像SO瘋了。

at something but it's so tiny, it's not threatening at all.

但它太小了，根本沒有威脅。

Okay, I think this one is a really good one to end on

好吧，我認為這一個是一個非常好的一個結束在

because it's a mixture of two things that are cute.

因為它是兩樣東西的混合體，很可愛。

But that doesn't always mean it's gonna end up good.

但這並不意味著一定會有好結果。

I call this the Chitten. It's a chicken cat.

我叫它 "小貓"。這是一隻雞貓。

Make sure you let me know what other Photoshop

一定要讓我知道還有哪些Photoshop

weirdness I should look at down in the comments below and make sure you give this

詭異，我應該在下面的評論中往下看，請你一定要給這個。

video a like because, you know what? I might not

視頻喜歡，因為，你知道嗎？我可能不會

do it again, it's all dependent if you guys actually like

再來一次，這要看你們是否真的喜歡。

this, and that like button lets me know that you do.

這個，而那個喜歡的按鈕讓我知道，你做。

So thank you very much for watching, please subscribe,

所以非常感謝您的觀看，請您訂閱。

and I will see you in another episode of something. Goodbye!

我將在另一集的某事中見到你。再見！