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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
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"my worst summer job" stories from you guys.
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Here we go.
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This first one's from @WorlandJustin.
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He said...
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I was fired from my summer job of moving furniture
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for having a "subpar attitude towards moving furniture."
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[ Laughter ]
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-That'll do it. -Yeah.
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This one's from @katiehashtags.
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-Wow. -That's her real name.
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-That's her whole family. She's rich off this thing.
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Hashtag fortune.
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She says...
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I worked at an ice cream store, and my scooping arm got totally ripped
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so my T-shirts would be tight on only one arm.
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[ Laughter ]
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- 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80. [ Grunts ]
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One scoop. -100, 200, 300.
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This one's from @Kristinaloree1.
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She said...
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I worked at a Mexican restaurant one summer, and a customer complained about broken chips with their salsa.
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From then on, my job was to sort out all the broken chips before they went out.
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-Ohh.
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-What is wrong with people? What? Who cares?
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A couple broken chips, you loser.
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[ Laughter ]
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This one's from @ThGhstWthThMst.
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-Ooh. -Ooh.
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-Snap.
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"Who the hell
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is she?"
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[ Laughter ]
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GhstWthThMst, he says...
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I got hired as an assistant lawn care specialist. My whole job was to keep a house untangled.
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I got fired because I "looked bored."
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[ Laughter ]
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Ya think?
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-"Unlink that hose!" -You think?
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Oh, here's a great one.
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This one's from @Lily22307958.
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She says...
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I worked for a chiropractor over the summer,
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and he said that one of my job duties was to braid his hair.
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[ Audience groans ] -Ohh.
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Yikes. Blech.
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-Blech. Hashtags. -Oh, man.
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This one's from @Abbygail - Oh, I get it.
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- Abigail. Abby Gail.
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- I didn't get it.
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I didn't get it in rehearsal. Now I get it.
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- Her name is Abigail. -@Abbygailm42.
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- Mm.
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- She says...
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I was the only hostess at our restaurant
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short enough to slide under the bathroom stall doors to fix them when they self-locked.
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[ Audience groans ] -No.
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-That's not an advantage. That's not cool.
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-You need to figure out a different way.
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This last one's from @MisterDorngal.
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- Oh, I love that dude. [ Laughter ]
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He goes, "Dorngal, Dorngal, Dorngal."
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- @MisterDorngal - he doesn't do that.
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- Yeah, he does. Mister Dorngal. - @MisterDorngal58.
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- Oh, I'm thinking of MisterDorngal57.
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- I got you. [ Laughter ]
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- That guy's nuts. -He's a Heinz variety.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Mr. Heinz.
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- I know.
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He says...
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The community pool I worked at accidentally booked too many lifeguards,
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so I was made "assistant to the lifeguard."
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I just stood next to the lifeguard chair.
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That's a bummer.
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Guys, those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.
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To check out more of our favorites,
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go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
