Name: 神中肯！一整天沒傳訊息，女友內心小劇場大爆炸 (When Bae Doesn't Text All Day | CoupleThing)
Uploaded: 2017-05-19T02:46:58.000Z
Duration: 1 min 31 s

I've just come home from a long day of work.

在一整天忙碌的工作我終於回到家

我老闆寄給我幾百萬封電子郵件

I had a ton of spreadsheets I had to update.

At no point today did you feel the need to check up on me

今天一整天你完全都不覺得你需要問問我如何

when I don't hear from you all * damn day long!

在一整天都沒聽到你任何訊息會發生什麼事！

Stage 2 I begin to think of you home with another woman.

第二階段，我開始在想你是不是跟別的女人在家亂來

Stage 3 I prepare to find you home with said woman.

第三階段，我準備好要把你們抓姦在床

第四階段，我說服自己你不會亂來

透過無視體重吃一堆 M&M 花生巧克力

Stage 5 I feel extreme guilt for eating so much,

第五階段，我為自己暴飲暴食感到極度罪惡

so I go through an entire self-loathing battle

所以我陷入一個厭惡自己的深淵

where I finally decide to aim my frustration

I'm going to be the bigger person and say nothing

我要當個豁達的人，什麼都不說

and just slam all the doors in the houses

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