Basic... You gonna come back?

其實...你等等要回來嗎？

Basically...ehh...just a few things you gotta teach them before they turn..um..two.

基本上，就是在他們兩歲以前要教會他們的一些事

How to throw a gumboot.

怎麼丟塑膠靴

How to fish.

怎麼釣魚

Here, you wind it up.

給你，你負責把魚釣上來

You got it? You grab it?

拿好了吧？抓好了嗎？

How to hunt.

怎麼打獵

You want to throw a gumboot?

你要丟丟看塑膠靴嗎？

Blow on the pie. Always blow on the pie.

把派吹涼。一定要把派吹涼

How to build stuff.

怎麼動手做

Got to blow.

吹口氣吧

Rugby. Catch.

橄欖球。接住

Sand dune jumping.

跳沙丘

Are you coming? Come on.

你要來嗎？來吧！

How to read.

怎麼閱讀

-Sweet! -ME

-好棒！-咪

-As -a

-的 -啊

-Bro

-兄弟

Yep, that's the camera.

對，那是相機

How to ride a motorbike. Come on, let's go.

怎麼騎摩托車。來吧！走囉！

Lorde. She is the singer.

羅德。她是歌手

Car stuff.

修車

Lorde of the rings.

魔戒

How to sprint in Jandals.

怎麼穿著拖鞋跑步

You gotta put them on.

你得穿上它們

How to cannonball.

怎麼彈射入海

Cannonball!

發射！（把自己當成砲彈，跳入海中。）

That's how to be a kiwi dad.

這就是紐西蘭老爸

Boy, come back here.

小子，回來