I don't have kids of my own,

我自己沒有小孩

which is why I get to have my bouncy castle all for myself.

所以我買了一個充氣城堡送我自己

[LAUGH] But

[笑聲] 但是

if you haven't figured out what your kids are going to be,

如果你還不知道要把你的小孩裝扮成什麼樣子

I came up with a few ideas.

我有想出一些點子

And I am going to show you a few of them right now.

現在我要展示給你們看一些裝扮

So, this year Apple took the headphone jack out of the iPhone,

今年蘋果公司移除了 iPhone 的耳機插孔

so you probably have a lot of useless earphones around your house.

所以你家裡可能有很多用不到的耳機

So you can use them to make this first costume.

你可以用那些耳機來做一個服裝

Come on out.

出來吧

[MUSIC]

[音樂]

[APPLAUSE] Hi, look at that.

[掌聲] 嗨，看啊

[APPLAUSE] Here you can stand right there,

[掌聲] 你可以站在這裡

what is your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Janice.

Janice.

How old are you, Janice?

Janice，你幾歲？

Five.

五歲

Five years old?

五歲嗎？

What grade are you in?

你唸幾年級？

Kindergarten.

幼稚園

Kindergarten, and do you know what you are?

幼稚園，你知道你打扮的是什麼嗎？

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

What are you?

你是什麼？

An iPhone earphone mummy.

一個 iPhone 耳機木乃伊

An iPhone earphone mummy?

一個 iPhone 耳機木乃伊？

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

[LAUGH] Do you like the outfit?

[笑聲] 你喜歡這身裝扮嗎？

Kind of.

還好

[LAUGH] Not completely,

[笑聲] 不太喜歡

not sold on it completely?

沒有很喜歡？

All right, well I think you look really good.

好吧，我覺得你看起來很棒

Let me give you some candy, cuz you're not thrilled with your outfit, all right?

我來給你一些糖果，因為你穿著這套服裝一點都不激動，對吧？

[APPLAUSE] All right, head on over there.

[掌聲] 好，到那邊去

[APPLAUSE] If your kid doesn't wanted to be a pirate or a princess,

[掌聲] 如果你的小孩不想裝扮成公主或海盜

they could be one of these, come on out.

他們可以裝扮成這樣，出來吧

[MUSIC]

[音樂]

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

Hi there, okay, you can stop now.

嗨，好，你可以停下來了

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Abigail.

Abigail

And how old are you?

你幾歲？

Four.

四歲

Four years old, are you in school?

四歲，你去學校嗎？

Kindergarten?

幼稚園？

Yeah.

對

Okay, wonderful, and you are?

好，非常好，那你是？

Lily.

Lily

And you are how old?

你幾歲？

Eight.

八歲

Eight, and what grade are you in?

八歲，你念幾年級？

Second.

二年級

Okay, second grade, and what are you?

好，二年級，那你是什麼？

A piece of cake.

一塊蛋糕

You're a piece of cake?

你是一塊蛋糕？

[LAUGH] I'm grande cup.

[笑聲] 我是大杯

You're a grande coffee.

你是一大杯咖啡

[LAUGH] Okay,

[笑聲] 好

I'm going to make you more current right now, if I can just help you out.

如果我能幫忙，我現在可以讓你們換成不同裝扮

Okay, first of all, you.

好，首先，你

You're a Ariana Grande now.

你現在是 Ariana Grande (美國女歌手，姓氏與英文的大杯相同)

[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

[笑聲] [掌聲]

And you, here,

然後你是

hold on.

等等

You have to turn around, face the audience, so they can see what you are.

你得轉身面對觀眾，他們才能看到你是什麼

You are cake by the ocean.

你是海邊蛋糕 (一首歌)

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

All right, get some candy for you,

好了，給你一些糖果

some fell down, and some candy for you.

一些掉了，還有一些糖果給你

All right, the rest are there.

好了，剩下的在這裡

[LAUGH] All right, head there, oh you want that one,

[笑聲] 好，往那邊走，噢，你想要這顆

you're not gonna move until you get it.

除非拿到否則你不走

[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

[笑聲] [掌聲]

Okay.

好

[LAUGH] All right,

[笑聲] 好了

these next costumes were inspired by my new app, come on out.

下一個服裝的靈感來自我的新 app，出來吧

[MUSIC]

[音樂]

[APPLAUSE] You go right there,

[掌聲] 你來這邊

and you go next, okay.

你是下一個

Hi, what's your name?

嗨，你叫什名字？

Caitlin.

Caitlin

And how old are you?

你幾歲了？

Six.

六歲

And what grade are you in?

你唸幾年級？

I'm in kindergarten.

我念幼稚園

Kindergarten, and you are?

幼稚園，那你呢？

>> I'm- >> What's your name?

- 我是— - 你叫什麼名字？

Steven.

Steven

And how old are you?

你幾歲了？

Four.

四歲

And what grade are you in?

你唸幾年級？

I'm in pre-school and I'm almost at kindergarten.

我在唸幼兒班，很快就能念幼稚園了

Ok, almost in kindergarten.

好，很快就能唸幼稚園

And you are?

那你是？

Kai.

Kai

Wonderful, okay now here, you face this way let me show you what everybody is.

非常好，現在，你們面向這邊，我要展示給大家看你們是什麼

Cuz this is actually, well do you know what you are?

因為這真的，你知道你是什麼嗎？

You're me, right?

你是我，知道嗎？

[LAUGH] This is the best-

[笑聲] 這是最棒的—

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

This is really,

這是真的

this is the cutest little product placement I've ever seen.

這是我看過最可愛的置入性行銷

[LAUGH] So you are Ellen's Emoji Exploji.

[笑聲] 你們是艾倫的表情符號

[LAUGH] So you're my new app

[笑聲] 你們是我的新 app

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

All right, there you go, candy for you.

好，糖果給你

I'm spilling some, I'm no good at this, all right,

我灑出來一些，我很不擅長，好吧

and then candy for you, and candy for you.

糖果給你，和這些糖果給你

All right, thank you all, you can head on over there.

好，謝謝你們，往那邊走

[APPLAUSE] This next

[掌聲] 下一個

costume is also something that I featured on my show this year, come on out.

這套服裝是我今年在節目上的精選，出來吧

[MUSIC]

[音樂]

[APPLAUSE] Okay, hi, what's your name?

[掌聲] 好，嗨，你叫什麼名字？

Olivia.

Olivia

Olivia, how old are you Olivia?

Olivia，你幾歲？

Second grade.

二年級

Second grade.

二年級

[LAUGH]

[笑聲]

So six, five, six, seven?

所以是六歲，五歲，六歲，七歲？

Seven.

七歲

Okay, good.

好，很好

All right, you do not look dressed up, what are you?

你看起來沒有打扮，你是什麼？

I am Shiney Hiney.

我是 Shiney Hiney

Turn around let me see.

轉過身讓我看看

She's the Shiney Hiney.

她是 Shiney Hiney

[APPLAUSE] Yes.

[掌聲] 很好

[APPLAUSE] Kids make everything adorable.

[掌聲] 小孩子做什麼都很可愛

There's your Shiny Hiney right there, you can hold on to that.

這是你的 Shiny Hiney ，你拿著

And then, now I'll give you this, all right,

然後，我給你這個

thank you so much, Miss Shiny Hiney.

謝謝你， Shiny Hiney 小姐

[APPLAUSE] You're really

[掌聲] 你真的

trying to figure out how to sit down in that aren't you?

你在想辦法要怎麼坐下來，對吧？

[LAUGH] This next costume is based on someone

[笑聲] 下一套服裝的靈感來自某人

that you heard a lot about over the summer, come on out.

你在夏天聽過很多相關的事，出來吧

[MUSIC]

[音樂]

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

[掌聲] [笑聲]

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Anthony.

Anthony

Anthony, how old are you?

Anthony，你幾歲？

Five.

五歲

What grade are you, I'm gonna guess you're in first or second grade?

你念幾年級？我猜唸一年級或二年級？

Five.

五歲

[LAUGH] Kindergarten.

[笑聲] 幼稚園

Kindergarten, okay, and who are you?

幼稚園，好，你是什麼？

Well?

嗯？

Ryan Lochte.

Ryan Lochte (美國游泳選手，姓氏與英文的鎖相同)

That's right.

很好

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

[掌聲] [笑聲]

Ryan Lochte, hold on, hold on,

Ryan Lochte，等等，等一下

you get candy for that.

你可以拿糖果

Kids love topical puns, I'll tell you that.

小孩都喜歡雙關語

[LAUGH] All right, thank you, Ryan Lochte.

[笑聲] 好了，謝謝，Ryan Lochte

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

[LAUGH]

[笑聲]

And finally, it's an election year, and

最後，今年是總統大選

this next costume was inspired by one of the presidential candidates, come on out.

下一套服裝的靈感來自其中一位總統候選人，出來吧

[MUSIC]

[音樂]

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

Hi, there, what's your name?

嗨，你叫什麼名字？

Johnna.

Johnna

Johnna, how old are you?

Johnna，你幾歲了？

Ten.

十歲

And what grade are you in?

你唸幾年級？

Fifth.

五年級

All right, and do you know what you are?

好，你知道你是什麼嗎？

Trump's wall.

川普的牆

[LAUGH] You're Trump's wall, that's right.

[笑聲] 你是川普的牆，很好

And if you don't give her candy, she's gonna complain Halloween is rigged, so

如果你不給她糖果，她會抱怨萬聖節被操控

make sure you give her candy.

要確定你有給她糖果

[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

[笑聲] [掌聲]

All right.

很好

[LAUGHTER]

[大笑]

Okay,

好

[LAUGH] Everybody having fun over there?

[笑聲] 大家都玩得開心嗎？

[LAUGH] How you doing over here, okay?

[笑聲] 你還好嗎？

All right, good.

很好

I can't see anything.

我什麼都看不到

All right, you can't see anything?

好，你什麼都看不到？

You all look great, thanks for helping me out.

你看起來很好，謝謝你們幫我

You're all going to get a $200 Target gift card.

你們所有人都會拿到 200 美元的禮物卡

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]