We've heard from pundits, surrogates, experts and anchors,

像是學者、法官、專家還有新聞節目主持人

but we haven't yet heard from kids.

但是我們還沒有聽聽孩子怎麼說

So this afternoon, we went on the street just outside our theatre

所以今天下午我們去到劇場外的街上

to ask children to give us their thoughts on our next president Donald J. Trump.

訪問孩子們對於下一屆總統川普的看法

You know there was an election a couple of days ago, right?

你知道前幾天有一場選舉吧？

Yes.

我知道

Do you know who won?

你知道誰贏了嗎？

Donald Trump.

川普

How does Donald Trump make you feel?

你有什麼感覺？

Kind of iffy...

有點不確定耶

Iffy? Now why's that?

不確定？為什麼呢？

I don't know...He's really rude.

我不知道啊...他真的很沒禮貌

How does that make you feel that Donald J. Trump is your president?

川普成為了你的總統你有什麼感覺？

Oh God...Not really comfortable. But, I mean, the world keeps moving on.

天啊...不太爽耶。但是我想，生活還是要繼續過吧

When he became the president, what was the face that you made?

川普當選的時候，你第一個反應是什麼？

I made an angry face.

我做了一個生氣的鬼臉

Let me see.

可以示範給我看看嗎？

Do you like Donald Trump?

你喜歡川普嗎？

(Apparently not...)

（明顯不...）

So how would you describe Donald Trump?

你會怎麼形容川普呢？

I'll describe him as an idiot.

我會說他是一個白癡

An Idiot? Yea.

白痴？對啊

How does that make you feel and why?

川普當選讓你有什麼感覺？為什麼？

I don't really care cuz I'm Canadian, but I don't like him.

我是加拿大人所以我其實不太在乎耶...不過我不喜歡他

Are you worried that everybody's gonna come to Canada?

你會擔心大家都要移民去加拿大嗎？

Kind of, but not Snoop Dogg. I want Snoop Dogg to come.

有一點啦，不過 Snoop Dogg 可以來，我想要他來

What job do you think he should do, Donald Trump?

你覺得川普需要做些什麼事？

Well, he should, uh, clean up the whole earth.

呃...我覺得...他應該要好好整理地球的環境

Clean up the whole earth? Yea.

整理一整個地球嗎？對

He should be a plumber.

他應該當一個管道工人

You think he should be a plumber. Why do you think that?

為什麼你覺得他該當一個管道工人？

Cuz then he gets dirty and he has to clean the toilet.

因為清理會讓他變髒然後他也必須掃廁所

If you have to say one nice thing about him, what would you say?

如果你必須稱讚川普，你會稱讚他什麼？

Oh, well...he's not the ugliest person in the world...

喔，我想...他不是這世界上最醜的人吧

What does he look like?

川普長什麼樣子？

He looks...wierd.

他長的...有點怪

He does look like..a dope.

他看起來像是個...笨蛋

A dope? Yea.

笨蛋？對啊

Do an impression of Donald Trump.

模仿川普

I could stand in the middle of broadway and shoot somebody and I won't lose any voters.

我可以站在百老匯對人開槍但是大家還是會支持我

I'm Donald Trump..and...I'm the best person in the world. And...Hillary Clinton sucks.

我是川普...我是全世界最厲害的人。還有，希拉蕊爛透了

Can you do an impression of Donald Trump?

你能模仿川普嗎？

She's a nasty woman!

她是個噁心的女人！

She's a nasty woman! (deep voice)

她是個噁心的女人！（低沉）

Is that Donald Trump?

這是川普？

Is Donald Trump gonna be good?

川普會乖嗎？

He's gonna be HUGE!

他會非常厲害！

What do you think about Donald Trump?

你覺得川普如何呢？

A good guy.

他是個好人

Is he a good guy? Yea.

他是一個好人嗎？對啊

Do you like him? Yea.

你喜歡他嗎？喜歡

Would you want him to be your babysitter?

那讓他來照顧你好不好？

No.

我不要

Why not?

為什麼不要？

Because...I don't know.

因為...我不知道

You don't trust him? No.

你不信任他嗎？不信任

So, would you want Donald Trump to be your dad?

你願意讓川普當你爸爸嗎？

Of course not, he might murder my mom.

拜託不要，他可能會殺了我媽

Alright, thanks kids!

謝啦孩子們！

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你對追蹤頻道總是上癮嗎？

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那你應該來 follow 我，包準你一定滿足！