(laughter)

(笑聲)

Oh (beep).

喔 (嗶)

(laughter)

(笑聲)

(western music)

(西洋音樂)

(whip crack)

(皮鞭抽打霹啪聲)

Wait I need a second.

等等，我要暫停一下

(laughter) Oh my God! I don't wanna do this.

(笑聲) 噢我的天！我不想玩了

I mean it looks totally doable.

光用看的會認為吃下去應該沒什麼問題

Looks and smells delicious, looks like a Dorito.

看起來、聞起來好像很可口，有點像多力多滋

[Cameraman] Three, two, one.

(攝影師喊口令) 三，二，一

YOLO.

拚了

(crunching)

(咀嚼聲)

It's spicy, it tastes just like a Dorito.

很辣，味道就像多力多滋

Honestly it's spicy, but it's not that bad.

說真的是很辣，但是還不錯吃

- Not the hottest thing that I've ever had I don't think.

我不認為這是我吃過最辣的

I think I'm tearing up.

我辣到流眼淚了

I am tearing up, oh my God.

我辣到流眼淚了，噢我的天

OK wait. (coughs)

好了，等一下 (咳嗽)

My God.

我的天

My tongue is numb. (coughs)

我的舌頭麻了(咳嗽)

I'm good are you OK?

我沒事，你還好吧？

I'm OK, it's starting to hurt now.

我還好，開始辣到痛了

Oh man, I don't, my ears.

噢老兄，我沒辦法，我的耳朵

There's like a pain cemented in all of my mouth.

好像整個嘴巴裡面都在痛

OK never mind, taking that back. (coughs)

算了，我收回剛才講的話 (咳嗽)

I am tearing up literally right now.

一點也不誇張我在流淚了

[Cameraman] Don't touch your eye.

(攝影師說話) 不要碰你的眼睛

That is right, I touched my eye

說對了，我就是碰到了眼睛

when I was not supposed to.

而我本來不該碰的

I'm not feeling really all that great.

我感覺不太妙

[Cameraman] Where's the pain?

(攝影師說話) 哪裡痛？

Everywhere.

到處都痛

- Oh my God. - You're crying.

- 我的天 - 你在哭

I have no idea why I signed up for this.

我一定是昏頭了才會來報名吃這個鬼東西

(coughing) - It's an indescribable pain.

(咳嗽) 是一種講不出來的痛

Like there's gasoline on fire in my mouth.

像汽油在我嘴裡燃燒

It feels like someone's stabbing me inside of my mouth.

感覺像有人拿刀子在我嘴裡戳

It's like getting a bunch of paper cuts on your gums.

就像切紙在割我的牙齦

Why would anyone even?

怎麼會有人想不開來吃？

Yeah maybe it is bad.

的確不舒服

I can't feel my lips right now, but.

我的嘴唇已經沒感覺了，但是

(laughter)

(笑聲)

Well you start questioning everything.

你開始懷疑所有的東西

It hurts so much that my tongue

痛到一個程度以至於我的舌頭

doesn't work the way it's supposed to.

已經沒有舌頭的作用了

[Cameraman] So scale of one to 10,

(攝影師說話) 用一到十分來比喻痛的程度

how would you rank this?

你覺得有幾分

Thousand.

一千分

This is definitely the spiciest thing I've ever had.

這絕對是我有生以來吃過最辣的東西

But it's not an enjoyable spicy thing I would ever want.

不像我以前覺得吃辣是一種享受

It's coming back.

痛感又來了

That's the cruelest thing about it.

這就是這種辣椒最殘酷的地方

You think it's over and then it just.

你以為痛完了結果卻是相反

Oh no, want the garbage can?

噢，要不要垃圾桶？

I'm not glad at all.

我很不爽

I hate my life.

我痛恨我的生命

(coughing) - We signed up for this.

(咳嗽) 我們報名來吃這個鬼東西

We did.

沒錯

We just see an E-mail and go,

我們當時只是看到 E-mail 邀請就覺得

"Yeah that sounds like a good idea".

「耶！ 好主意，參加吧！」

- Yeah. (laughter)

對！(笑聲)