First one's from @KristenRose124.

第一個來自@KristenRose124

She says, one time my parents got into a fight because my dad tried to convince my mom that his leg cramp was as painful as child birth.

她說：有一次我爸媽爭吵的原因是，我爸想要說服我媽他的腳抽筋跟生小孩一樣痛

Not gonna win that one dude.

這個絕對不會贏的，兄弟

That's not good.

這樣不太好

This one's from @georgecherrys. He said,

這個來自@georgecherrys，他說

once I got into a fight with my grandmother because she thought that Beyoncé was a type of beer.

有一次我跟奶奶爭執，因為他說碧昂絲是一種啤酒

It should be.

我覺得應該要是才對

This one's from @1RsMadUnicorn.

這來自@1RsMadUnicorn

Uh oh, uh oh.

噢不，噢不

He says, my friend's definition of a "boy band" is any band that consists of boys.

他說：我的朋友對於「男子團體」的定義是有沒有男生在裡面

She tried to convince me that Metallica is one too.

她一直說服我金屬製品（一支美國重金屬樂團）也算

No. No, that's not true!

不！他們才不是！

I guess so... No. Not a boy band.

我想可能是⋯⋯不，不是男子團體

This one's from @Nikigbo. She says,

這個來自@Nikigbo，她說

caught in a traffic jam. Yelled at a guy,

被塞在車陣裡，對一個男的大喊：

"You have a nice day!"

「祝你有個美好的一天！」

He yelled back, "No, I won't have a nice day!"

他回說：「不！我不會有個美好的一天！」

Well, thank you!

謝了！

Well, no, thank you!

不！謝謝你才對！

Good day to you sir!

祝你有個美好的一天，先生！

Switcheroo!

突然變化！

The switcheroo! Yes.

突然變化！對

This one's from @phil...borgenicht? borgenight?

這個是來自@phil...borgenicht？borgenight？

Does someone know how to pronounce that?

有人知道要怎麼發音嗎？

Borgnict?

Borgnict？

His name's in a reverse, isn't it? Backwards?

他的名字是反過來的嗎？

(speaking nonsense)

（胡言亂語）

Phil..borgenicht.

Phil..borgenicht

He says, my friend and I once fought over whether Mr. Monopoly and the Pringles guy were brothers.

他說：我和我的朋友有次在吵說，大富翁先生和品客男是兄弟

How would that look?

那會長怎樣呢？

They look related.

他們長得滿像的

That's a legit argument.

那是有理的爭執

This one's from @BigToastyToast. Yeah! Toasted!

這個來自@BigToastyToast，耶！

He says, I won an argument that purple would taste better than blue based on the fact that red probably tastes great.

他說：我贏了一個爭執，關於紫色會比藍色好吃，因為紅色一定很好吃

He won that argument?

他贏了這個爭執？

I don't know. Wow.

我不知道，哇

With who? Himself?

跟誰吵？他自己？

Wow. That's a good one.

哇，這個真好

This last one's from @B_Phil7, he says,

最後一個來自@B_Phil7，他說：

my friend once insisted that The Beach Boys' song "Barbara Ann" was really called "Bob Maran".

我的朋友有次堅持海灘男孩的歌 "Barbara Ann" 其實叫 "Bob Maran"

There you have it. Those are Tonight Show Hashtags

這就是全部了，這是 Tonight Show 的 Hashtag

To check out more of our favorites, go to....

想看更多我們喜歡的 hashtags 嗎？請去⋯⋯